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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu May 17, 2018 1:44 pm

ratbags you've been owned my friend
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 1:45 pm

Nice propaganda job jugdish
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Which pockets are you in
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How deep does this go
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu May 17, 2018 1:46 pm

i work for Big Teen
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 1:46 pm

You'll be hearing from the RCMP
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Postby easy » Thu May 17, 2018 1:46 pm

for some reason one of the few vivid memories I have of the A&W at the mall in my hometown was it being the place I first heard someone use the phrase "as cool as the other side of the pillow"
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 1:48 pm

One time when I was twelve I was eating a teen burger in the food court at the famous Yorkdale Shopping Mall and I choked on a piece of bacon and an old man wearing a t shirt with a trout on it slapped me hard on the back and I coughed up the burger and bacon all over the table
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu May 17, 2018 1:49 pm

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Postby scramble » Thu May 17, 2018 1:50 pm

teen jus
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu May 17, 2018 1:51 pm

three day old teen sauce, dry and crusty teen sauce
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 1:51 pm

This was before the company went organic of course. Since then that stuff just slides right down your throats like a wet dog on a muddy hill
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Postby brent » Thu May 17, 2018 1:52 pm

Teen® sauce
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu May 17, 2018 1:54 pm

This is what happens when you’re in the root beer business in 2018
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Postby Milk » Thu May 17, 2018 1:54 pm

I've got a bunch of coupons for A&W two days ago. 2.50$ Mama burger. It's probably gonna happen within the week. I didnt give a shit about A&W until they became the closest (5 mins by foot) fast food place around and then i was converted. They are so ubiquitous now if i want to go to the second closest fast food burger place....also A&W. Third closest.... it's either ALSO A&W or maybe the Burger king downtown. But pretty sure it's still A&W. they've pretty much made it impossible to avoid them if you want a fast food burger.
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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Thu May 17, 2018 1:56 pm

do you ever put teen sauce on your grandpa burger

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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Thu May 17, 2018 1:57 pm

The beefs of a grandpa.... the sauce of a teen
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Postby Sobieski » Thu May 17, 2018 1:58 pm

what does A&W stand for?
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A and W
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Postby ratbags » Thu May 17, 2018 2:01 pm

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The original teens
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Postby Science » Thu May 17, 2018 2:01 pm

One hot teen burger please. Extra teen sauce.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu May 17, 2018 2:04 pm

sauce me poppa
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Postby fuckles » Thu May 17, 2018 2:07 pm

i think making homemade teen sauce is actually outlawed
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Postby Milk » Thu May 17, 2018 2:08 pm

Listen i know that the sauce thing makes it sound sexual but if you see something sexual at the mention of Teen burger, i'ts on you buddy (burger). Maybe you need not to think about teens in that way so much. :?

It is a little weird though that their main sauce is the teen sauce. Like in the mama burger, not mama sauce, teen sauce. In the grandpa burger, still teen sauce. Papa burger, you guessed it, teen sauce. Why is the teen sauce the only sauce they have? Did they use to have a bunch of different ones and it turned out it's the only one people liked? Why not call it the A&W sauce if it's the only one?


To be fair i don't think anyone would feel like eating anything called grandpa sauce...
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Postby Milk » Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 pm

This is what you find in a&W teen sauce btw: water, soybean oil, sugar, vinegar, modified corn starch, egg yolk, salt, mustard, spices, calcium disodium EDTA.


Homemade?.....can't help you there.
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Postby bluelips » Thu May 17, 2018 2:11 pm

Sobieski wrote:what does A&W stand for?


teens!
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Postby Milk » Thu May 17, 2018 2:12 pm

I guess mama, papa and grandpa all need the teen sauce. Baby burger doesn't have teen sauce and i suppose we should be thankful. :? Neither does buddy. Not sure why buddy can't get some of that teen sauce though.
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Postby easy » Thu May 17, 2018 2:12 pm

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