The 2020 Primary

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:49 pm

bernie baggerd, the senator from hobbiton
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:50 pm

if bernie baggerd cares so much about the average hobbit why does he have a vacation house in buckland?
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Postby guy forget » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:57 pm

delgriffith wrote:Bernie will be fine.


But what of Braggie
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Postby thrasher » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:03 pm


then you take out some loans and go back to school, and figure out how to become a useful worker again so your next boss doesn't have to fire you. silly question
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Postby Bob511 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:32 pm



Ten minutes.

universe, you can't play the willfully ignorant, but partisan bleeding heart
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:32 pm

wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby guy forget » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:35 pm

Bob511 wrote:

Ten minutes.



This almost physically hurts
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:35 pm

yeah that nate cohn thread is super bizarre.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:36 pm

I'm calling for a shut down of all nates until we figure out what the hell is going on
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Postby k_uger » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:47 pm

wow. I like what you did there.
we are mrs pizza shit
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:49 pm

even our beloved admin?
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Postby guy forget » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:50 pm

We’d be doing him a favor
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Postby Franco » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:51 pm

Unfollowing every single one of those stat guys, Nate on down, was one of my better self care moves
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Postby acidity regulator » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:58 pm

all nates are nasty
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Postby k_uger » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:00 pm

I hope this isn’t too late, but I’m sick of guys like Baggerd telling us we aughta be more like those democratic socialists over in Rivendell

The comparison doesn’t even make sense... they live in a much smaller, more homogenous society

Also they’re taller and more beautiful than us
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Postby my piano » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:03 pm

i contend that there is a material difference between nate and nathan
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Postby big zorb » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:04 pm

every four years this gets trotted out and it becomes less and less true each time.

town hole cares about one thing--staying in power.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:21 pm

lol

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:25 pm

“If you like your plan, you can keep it” worked well last time.
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:28 pm

marianne is a trip
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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:31 pm

Shotfrog wrote:“If you like your plan, you can keep it” worked well last time.

"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
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Postby thrasher » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:39 pm

where is the part of the video where she tells the black people to stand still so all the white people can put their hands on them and apologize on behalf of "my country"
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Postby terminus » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:52 pm

jay doesn't touch his tonight show money. jay lives off of standup. jay is a saint
we gotta be normal, we can't be weird
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:10 pm



that burn rate
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:49 pm

wish i was a beto grifter who got paid 20k a fortnight to say things like "visibility"
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:53 pm

delgriffith wrote:Bernie will be fine.


probably, but he won't be the nominy
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:30 am

bernie will be fined for living too large
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:50 am

Returning from a hiatus to make my wildly unpopular "Beto O'Rourke is Luke Skywalker" thread and then quitting again is major forum poster energy.
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Postby easy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:01 am

Feech La Manna wrote:lol



this is basically a dan deacon show
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