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Postby axelrod gunnarson » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:36 am

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Postby Marcus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:45 am

always a welcome sight to see that no matter what's going on in the world, Contristo is still fuming about his Yanks even when theyre 28 games over .500
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Postby Marcus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:47 am

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It’s a term that’s literally been used hundreds of times on this forum, often calling a person the term. search.php?keywords=bitch


Man, that's the stuff
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Postby easy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:05 am

yeah future random post I'll remember
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Postby ecto » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:16 am

i forgot about contristo's MRA turn regarding aroldis chapman. damn havent had a good 'tristo meltdown in a while. feels like 2010 all over again
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:31 am

really hoping chris davis finishes around .125
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Postby G_S » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:32 am

yeah, thank you for alerting this old Contristo fan

Contristo wrote:Word substitutes directed at no one specifically, though whose alternative meaning has negative gender connotations, are a no go, but insults like “insufferable prat” directed at someone who issued no personal attack prior is a-ok.

I’ll get it right next time hopefully!


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Postby OKterrific » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:55 am

ecto wrote:i forgot about contristo's MRA turn regarding aroldis chapman. damn havent had a good 'tristo meltdown in a while. feels like 2010 all over again


Yanks and Sox battling it out for first place, contristo and palz posting dumb shit....the MLB thread is back, baby!
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Postby gazedo » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:42 am

Came here for the Astros win on A's and stayed for the contristo meltdown
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Postby ratbags » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:37 pm

mcwop23 wrote:can’t believe i didn’t get a PM

but i’ve been making an effort!


i'm getting to you. i got a lot of PMS to make!!
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Postby VHGisdead » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:47 pm

good thread
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Postby OKterrific » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:53 pm

damn that subtitle is a deep cut amblin
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Postby Amblin » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:04 pm

Don’t ever edit my titles
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Postby gazedo » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:18 pm

"we need to stop thinking like private school, NBA dipshits" - Michael Baumann on possible Manny Machado trades

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Postby Kuboaa » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:17 pm

really loving the hyping of this Machado trade and the eventual biffing of said trade by Angelos & co (for the second time)
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Postby surly » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:18 pm

fuck you
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Postby Kuboaa » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:30 pm

shoulda took whatever Rick Hahn was offering this off season
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Postby shark week » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:35 pm

Kuboaa wrote:really loving the hyping of this Machado trade and the eventual biffing of said trade by Angelos & co (for the second time)


the hype is real. Machado is gonna make one of the NL teams a Division winner/avoid the WC play-in and whoever is in the same division might miss the playoffs entirely because of him.

as ridiculous as it sounds, getting a better haul now is improbable but still possible, especially if one of these GMs feels that pressure and gets desperate.
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Postby easy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:36 pm

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Postby Kuboaa » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:38 pm

you better hope so, because it sounded like Hahn put no top prospects up in his offer and was easily the best offer
if any GM puts an offer up that is better than that then probably deserve to get fleeced
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Postby shark week » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:39 pm

just because the Dodgers are being prudent doesn't mean every other NL team is gonna take that same tact

the Dbacks are looking at a gaping hole at SS and a closing window

the Brewers have the same positional need. their window looks like it's just opening but there's no reason to expect to be in the same position next year given the strength of the division.

i would argue the same is true of both the Phillies and Braves, both of whom could use right side of the infield upgrades.
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Postby laserblast » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:44 pm

did we ever figure out whether the island is the moon itt
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:49 pm

sonny gray turns a corner to spite contristo
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Postby Marcus » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:59 pm

J Ram and Frankie, man

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Postby Autarch » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:09 pm

I don't want the sox to give up anything for machado, but if we only give up, like, jordan guerrero and spencer adams, and get machado in return then that would be fucking hilarious and hahn would be a genius.
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Postby surly » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:10 pm

hahn is not a genius
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Postby Kuboaa » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:20 pm

Autarch wrote:I don't want the sox to give up anything for machado, but if we only give up, like, jordan guerrero and spencer adams, and get machado in return then that would be fucking hilarious and hahn would be a genius.

offer was in the pre-season when Angeleos' weird brain was deathly afraid that the White Sox would flip him to the Yankees immediately
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Postby Kuboaa » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:21 pm

surly wrote:hahn is not a genius

oh this is rich coming from a fan of a team that missed their window on jump starting their rebuild
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Postby surly » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:22 pm

jesus dude
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