So is Papa John's gonna get a new name now

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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:28 am

The Dirty Turtle wrote:its probably insanely easy to create a pizza empire but were all too lazy to try


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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:39 am

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Postby Cronos » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:42 am

Papa Juan's is probably their best chance to save the franchise.
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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:46 am

Holy shit, I think you're right. I haven't eaten there in forever but I would fucking love to order from Papa Juan's. Like I would love it. And they give you chilli peppers, perfect.
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Postby saranclaps » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:51 am

Anyway, it is probably a good idea to rename it to a name that isn't associated with a guy who hit on women using free pizza coupons.
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Postby hiddenicon » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:56 am

i dont know.... the colonel is still kfc's mascot.

i heard something about him recently. cant remember where.
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:57 am

the colonel had to have been a kkk member
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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:58 am

hiddenicon wrote:i dont know.... the colonel is still kfc's mascot.

i heard something about him recently. cant remember where.


reba played him. that's probably what you are thinking of.
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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:03 am

The thing about colonel sanders is that he'd rather be called Colanal Sanders because of butt stuff. See?
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Postby hiddenicon » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:04 am

trouble wrote:
hiddenicon wrote:i dont know.... the colonel is still kfc's mascot.

i heard something about him recently. cant remember where.


reba played him. that's probably what you are thinking of.


sjw's ruining my kfc spots and star warses
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:06 am

i like to believe the Colonel was a decent man, albeit one with a bit of a fowl mouth

Sanders remained the company's symbol after selling it, traveling 200,000 miles a year on the company's behalf and filming many TV commercials and appearances. He retained much influence over executives and franchisees, who respected his culinary expertise and feared what The New Yorker described as "the force and variety of his swearing" when a restaurant or the company varied from what executives described as "the Colonel's chicken". One change the company made was to the gravy, which Sanders had bragged was so good that "it'll make you throw away the durn chicken and just eat the gravy" but which the company simplified to reduce time and cost. As late as 1979 Sanders made surprise visits to KFC restaurants, and if the food disappointed him, he denounced it to the franchisee as "God-damned slop" or pushed it onto the floor.[4][32] In 1973, Sanders sued Heublein Inc.—the then parent company of Kentucky Fried Chicken—over the alleged misuse of his image in promoting products he had not helped develop. In 1975, Heublein Inc. unsuccessfully sued Sanders for libel after he publicly described their gravy as being "sludge" with a "wall-paper taste".[5]


maybe its just from watching Succession but i like the idea of a sickly, near death man still going in and disrupting his company's mojo
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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:41 am

And also Anal Sanders.
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Postby antoine » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:15 am

Bad craziness wrote:

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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:37 am

"a modern, progressive pizza company"
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:40 am

Papa John's founder resigns as chairman over N-word controversy
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:43 am

Daddy Pizza, "This one's just for daddy"
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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:52 am

Papa Roach Pizza

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Postby kid8 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:53 am

Cut my pizza into pieces, this is my last resort.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:16 am

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That Papa John had also done commercials with Jerome Bettis and Paul George doesn't make this any less a quintessential advertisement for racist sports fans.
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Postby Hugh » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:17 am

This is what you get for throwing those stupid fucking green peppers in my box, Papa.
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:26 am

Papa Johns is the best major chain pizza tho :oops:

Haven't bought from them in years though because this guy screamed racist
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Postby Cronos » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:19 am

kid8 wrote:Cut my pizza into pieces, this is my last resort.


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Postby brent » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:40 am

I wonder what job he'll get in the Trump admin
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brent wrote:I wonder what job he'll get in the Trump admin


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Postby brent » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:47 am

when i first saw this news on twitter yesterday, i noticed a bunch of maga chuds/'anti-pc' clowns responding "this is misleading. he didn't call someone a racial slur. read the article, it's about context." so i read the article and sure enough, he did not call someone a racial slur...he was just complaining that colonel sanders never faced backlash when he used the n word

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Postby trouble » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:59 am

didn't know colonel sanders was such a gravy snob
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:08 am

Papa John's downfall started because Jerry Jones was mad at Roger Goodell
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