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Postby mellowgold » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:18 am

get frankie grande to host
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Postby number none » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:20 am

just get the dog from Widows to do it
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Postby mellowgold » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:22 am

wow yes
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Postby Kenny » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:24 am

Wanda Sykes should host
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Postby goofjan » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:06 am

The co-hosts are:

Oscar Isaac, Oscar the Grouch, and Oscar Pistorius
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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:17 am

number none wrote:just get the dog from Windows to do it

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Postby mellowgold » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:51 pm

Kenny wrote:Wanda Sykes should host


100% support this
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:56 pm

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Postby easy » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:00 pm

da moviesh!
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Postby brent » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:01 pm

in the good timeline, LCJ is host
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Postby mellowgold » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:51 pm

Ryan Reynolds would be good actually lol
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:56 am

SAG noms incoming
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Postby easy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:58 am

mellowgold wrote:Ryan Reynolds would be good actually lol


I wonder if he'd be aware of the fact that he's in an awards show
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Postby rixx » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:01 am

can you even imagine if deadpool hosted the oscars? he would totally break the fourth wall as host and look into the camera screen and be like "why are you even friggin watching this BS, rich ppl collecting a little gold nude man? they're just gonna go home and put it up their butts. jeez this is so frickin lame..."
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Postby mellowgold » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:05 am

that's basically what every Oscars host says at one point in the 15 hour broadcast
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Postby mellowgold » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:05 am

host as detective pikachu tho !!
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:05 am

Get one of the dang Jokers to host
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:19 am

Franco wrote:SAG noms incoming


Outstanding Performance By a Cast in a Motion Picture
“A Star Is Born”
“Black Panther”
“BlacKkKlansman”
“Bohemian Rhapsody”
“Crazy Rich Asians”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role in a Motion Picture
Bradley Cooper, “A Star is Born”
Christian Bale, “Vice”
Rami Malek, “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Viggo Mortensen, “Green Book”
John David Washington, “BlacKkKlansman”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role in a Motion Picture
Emily Blunt, “Mary Poppins Returns”
Glenn Close, “The Wife”
Olivia Colman, “The Favourite”
Lady Gaga, “A Star is Born”
Melissa McCarthy, “Can You Ever Forgive Me?”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mahershala Ali, “Green Book”
Timothee Chalamet, “Beautiful Boy”
Adam Driver, “BlacKkKlansman”
Sam Elliott, “A Star is Born”
Richard E. Grant, “Can You Ever Forgive Me?”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Amy Adams, “Vice”
Emily Blunt, “A Quiet Place”
Margot Robbie, “Mary Queen of Scots”
Emma Stone, “The Favourite”
Rachel Weisz, “The Favourite”

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
“Ant-Man and the Wasp”
“Avengers: Infinity War”
“The Ballad of Buster Scruggs”
“Black Panther”
“Mission: Impossible – Fallout”
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:20 am

Insanely boring and bad list. Classic SAG!
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Postby mellowgold » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:20 am

damn get it emily blunt
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Postby Feech La Manna » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:24 am

Did all of the awards people just assume the Queen movie would be good
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Postby easy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:25 am

legit floored that SAG didn't toss a nomination to rosamund pike for her GRITTY and AUTHENTIC portrayal of an AMERICAN ICON
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Postby Fr. Blanc » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:25 am

continuing to see bohemian rhapsody in these categories has become more annoying than green book
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Postby easy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:26 am

and I continue to be seinfeld.gif with the heaps of praise blackkklansman is getting
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Postby goofjan » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:27 am

I haven't seen most of these movies. All I know is that Richard E Grant needs an Oscar.
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:27 am

Franco wrote:continuing to see bohemian rhapsody in these categories has become more annoying than green book

Yeah. I just think SAG & the Globes have a lot of overlap in bad taste, so I remain optimistic that it fizzles out by the time the Oscars are here but I don't know!
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Postby aububs » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:28 am

Franco wrote:continuing to see bohemian rhapsody in these categories has become more annoying than green book


it's more mystifying than annoying, I think

has anyone actually seen the queen movie? is it...good?
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Postby goofjan » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:30 am

aububs wrote:
Franco wrote:continuing to see bohemian rhapsody in these categories has become more annoying than green book


it's more mystifying than annoying, I think

has anyone actually seen the queen movie? is it...good?

my parents and all their friends loved it.
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Postby inmate » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:31 am

oh shitttt

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Postby easy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:32 am

every movie critic I trust disliked bohemian rhapsody and every person in my life with questionable taste absolutely adored it
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