NBA 2018-19 Thread: Offseason (Gone Fishin')

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Postby pissydan » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:35 am

YAY LUNCH READ
As life would have it, Johnny did somebody wrong and they filed a complaint.
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Postby pissydan » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:35 am

delgriffith wrote:
Hell fuckin' yeah!!!

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Postby thrasher » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:38 am

there's something extremely endearing about jon's downright bizarre approach to statistics. his brain is a treasure
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Postby pissydan » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:13 pm

omg - the final sentence.
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Postby screaming emphysema » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:57 pm

Ben Simmons got paid. But completely expected

Does he start shooting with the other hand now that his contract is set?
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:00 pm

Why switch hands when the wrong one got paaaaid
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Postby screaming emphysema » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:05 pm

whatabout tim wrote:Why switch hands when the wrong one got paaaaid


Because in five years if his shot and game is the same he ain’t getting that next big deal (or at least as big as it could be)
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:07 pm

I'm just screwin around SE
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Postby screaming emphysema » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:23 pm

Oh I know, I just want him to figure out his fucking shot!
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:30 pm

instantly one of the worst contracts in the nba

congrats sixers fans!!
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Postby figaro » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:31 pm



:D
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:32 pm

He made 3 pointers in practice Tobias Harris said so
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Postby soft milk » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:33 pm

lol
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:35 pm

Love to give the big bucks to a point guard who does not fucking shoot in the modern NBA
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Postby jack » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:37 pm

ben... shoot the dang ball
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Postby chandler » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:43 pm

landspeedrecord wrote:instantly one of the worst contracts in the nba

congrats sixers fans!!


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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:45 pm

enjoy!
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:46 pm

I mean the not-shooting thing isn't great, but this contract isn't Wiggins or Wall-level bad.
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Postby chandler » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:49 pm

landspeedrecord wrote:enjoy!


yes I'll enjoy the sixers being perrenial contenders for the life of that contract, thanks
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:50 pm

sure it’s not top 5 bad, but is it not top 10/15 bad?

dude has not earned that money yet, the team is just paying him because they have no flexibility

enjoy!!

you also overpaid tobias harris!
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Postby antoine » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:53 pm

I'm good with it I like Ben despite his glaring flaws. Honestly I care more about him cutting down the turnovers than the shooting at this point. But if he somehow starts making jumpshots I will be overjoyed.
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:53 pm

I’ll take “perennial contenders who never make the conference finals” for 800, alex
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:53 pm

At least with him and tobias they have half a shooter for almost two max slots.
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Postby chandler » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:56 pm

landspeedrecord wrote:I’ll take “perennial contenders who never make the conference finals” for 800, alex


Let's remember this one
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Postby whatabout tim » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:56 pm

Is that the "raptors zone"?
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:58 pm

chandler wrote:
landspeedrecord wrote:I’ll take “perennial contenders who never make the conference finals” for 800, alex


Let's remember this one

oh trust me, I'll remember

even if I eat my words, I'll post it

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Postby trouble » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:20 pm

enjoy!
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Postby draw » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:24 pm

landspeedrecord wrote:instantly one of the worst contracts in the nba

congrats sixers fans!!

Weird take
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:26 pm

i think ben simmons is worth it

i just think he’s on the wrong team for it
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:26 pm

but they might be talented enough it doesn’t matter
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