Look at this puzzle I found in my Uncle's room (update NSFW)

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Postby dan » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:41 pm

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Postby fresco painter » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:43 pm

Like a time capsule from the 70s
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:44 pm

Wow a two-sided puzzle really ups the difficulty level, your Uncle must be a horny genius.
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Postby toots » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:44 pm

that's how ya scrambled porn back in my day!
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:44 pm

You gonna put it together?
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:45 pm

I didn't think it was possible for fully clothed people to give off such a horny aura
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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:46 pm

You need to assemble this for the internet
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Postby viachicago » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:48 pm

:ahuh:
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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:49 pm

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Postby brent » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:54 pm

looks hard
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:00 pm

an ex once told me I was “a puzzle that isn’t worth solving”

it would have been badass if she had owned this to hold up as a counter example
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Postby Hal Jordan » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:39 pm

brent wrote:looks hard


that's whta his uncle said after puttin it together :lol:
A lamp with a white shade was knocked over and broken. Someone was smoking pot. “This is the pot room!” a young man said.
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Postby grammatron » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:41 pm

Dying to see the other side.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:42 pm

Gonna be disappointing if dan puts this together only to find the pieces with the naughty bits are missing
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Postby dan » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:42 pm

when I go back over the weekend I'll see if I can manage to get it assembled
until then I want to see if anyone can figure out what this is supposed to be
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Postby joe » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:45 pm

i don't know if i can last that long
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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:47 pm

dan wrote:when I go back over the weekend I'll see if I can manage to get it assembled
until then I want to see if anyone can figure out what this is supposed to be
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it's a picture of a puzzle piece
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Postby NegativeCapability » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:48 pm

dan wrote:when I go back over the weekend I'll see if I can manage to get it assembled
until then I want to see if anyone can figure out what this is supposed to be
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looks molten
like molten lava
hot lava
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hot girl
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:49 pm

joe wrote:i don't know if i can last that long


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Postby nice pass » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:16 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:
dan wrote:when I go back over the weekend I'll see if I can manage to get it assembled
until then I want to see if anyone can figure out what this is supposed to be
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looks molten
like molten lava
hot lava
hot
hot girl

Part of the fuckin bush?
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Postby John Dark » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:20 pm

This isn't much different than downloading porn on a 14.4K modem imo
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:23 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:Wow a two-sided puzzle really ups the difficulty level, your Uncle must be a horny genius.

The seventies horny genius knows the value of the glass coffee table
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Postby bruceagain » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:25 pm

Real talk: I bet you can sell some variation of this bullshit on Kickstarter and get it funded five times over
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Postby zach york » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:55 pm

You're really not gonna solve this until the weekend?

but my blue balls..
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Postby PROBLEM ATTIC » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:28 pm

Hal Jordan wrote:
brent wrote:looks hard


that's whta his uncle said after puttin it together :lol:

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Postby Julius Sumner Miller » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:32 pm

dan wrote:when I go back over the weekend I'll see if I can manage to get it assembled
until then I want to see if anyone can figure out what this is supposed to be
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Postby uncledoj » Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:35 pm

"Horny genius" is going to stick with me
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Postby grammatron » Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:08 pm

Ides of Smarch wrote:you can probably tell which side is which by the burr on the pieces

Yeah, the burr on naked bodies in the 70s was out of control.
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Postby dan » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:40 am

I tried to put it together over in his room but it proved far too difficult and I decided to just take it home for the weekend. I spent over 7 hours working on it between Friday and this morning and I was still did not come close to getting every piece together. It is indeed a very tough puzzle, between having no reference picture, a wide range of skin tones that overlap between the two models, and individual pieces being too zoomed in to give any idea of what part of the body it may be. Also around half of the pieces are completely black on both sides, which seems like a nightmare to assemble, and so I've decided to not even try on those.

I did however manage to complete the "main feature" of the two individuals on the box, so without further delay here are the goods:

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also a photo of how I spent my Saturday night
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Postby bro tones » Mon Dec 17, 2018 10:50 am

excellent thread. thank you, dan.
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