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Postby figaro » Thu May 30, 2019 12:22 pm

big boss had exceptional ass genetics
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Postby surly » Thu May 30, 2019 12:24 pm

figaro wrote:big boss had exceptional ass genetics

what if we considered that those ass traits were actually learned from The Boss?!?!?!?!
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Postby bro tones » Thu May 30, 2019 12:28 pm

is this a game of snake's ass and ladders?
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Postby why why why why why why » Thu May 30, 2019 4:31 pm

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Postby antoine » Thu May 30, 2019 4:34 pm

Adult Contemporary wrote:

lol
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu May 30, 2019 4:42 pm

He explained one of the main themes through a short story by Kōbō Abe; the first tool created by humans was a stick, meant as protection by putting a distance between oneself and "bad things", and that the second was a rope, used to secure things one finds important. Kojima compared the main "tools" in action games – punching, shooting and kicking – to sticks, and that in Death Stranding, he wants people to communicate through the game equivalent of ropes.


I fully support the concept of a AAA game where the creator is attempting a fundamental shift in gameplay philosophy

and the fact that the same climate of games criticism that has been complaining every AAA blends together with tired cliche mechanics, is now also actively mocking and dismissing this game out of hand on the basis of “lol ladders” comes as absolutely zero fucking surprise
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:06 pm

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Postby John plainman 4 » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:11 pm

whether or not this will be fun to play, I'm glad it exists
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:23 pm

holy shit



piiissss
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Postby mortimer » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:25 pm

It looks like shit and seeing Geoff Keighley in the actual game doesn’t help.
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:23 pm

That is a bad gameplay demo! Why didn't he pick up the 'piss mushroom'?
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:33 pm

it seems from what they were saying after that it's a pseudo-shared world like Dark Souls, and the mushroom will grow the more people piss on the same spot
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Postby Esteban » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:49 pm

Kojima giving such a mundane clip rules lol
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Postby Stuntman » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:10 pm

Oh boy I can't wait to see all of the other "celebrity" cameos.
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Postby Stuntman » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:10 pm

The guy who got Kojima Hamilton tickets IS the guy who upgrades your backpack.
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Postby internethandle » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:19 pm

lol that clip rules
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Postby mini » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:21 pm

Buddy Knox wrote:The guy who got Kojima Hamilton tickets IS the guy who upgrades your backpack.


lol
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:45 pm

fucking hell
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:32 pm

This game is on my mind....I am so curious what the scale of the world is going to be. It's firing off some latent memories of Tribes from the voxelly looking terrain.
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Postby virtuous » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:33 pm

Absolutely cannot wait for this batshitness
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:45 pm

Wearing a +10 Patrick Ervell transportation rig I deliver ¥30000 worth of illegally harvested piss matsutake to my weed connect's avatar in the Neo Tulsa Badlands. Die-Hard-Man continually texts me about blockchain's impact on electoral fraud. Is this fun I do not know
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Postby endoskeleton » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:48 pm

i still really don't know what to make of this thing. it might be kojima's ishtar, it might be something so unexpectedly cool as to justify all the secrecy. but maybe it'll just be mgs4 all over again
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Postby manvstrees » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:51 pm

is this dystopian apocalyptic cyberpunk crazy taxi
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Postby virtuous » Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:52 pm

Y’all are gonna have to eat your words just like you did when we found out the real reason Quiet didn’t wear any clothes.
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Postby Fool » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:55 am

That backpack with the extra load is so big it makes me uncomfortable to watch
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Postby virtuous » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:50 am

Man...

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Postby Hugh » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:18 am

lmao day 1 just for the madness
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Postby virtuous » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:45 am

Absolutely. I haven’t been this excited about a game in a long time.

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Postby virtuous » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:48 am

Every time they show the BB I am filled with an extreme anxiety
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Postby kirito » Mon Aug 26, 2019 9:11 am

that clip pretty much confirmed the game is gonna be about reedus trying to save his bb
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