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Postby Lucky » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:33 am

New laws of the game for 2019-20 for offside/handball argument reference

Here are the freakin Prem predictions

and more




We all love Leeds United FC

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Liga MX
Santos Laguna: Lucky
Pumas UNAM: ecto, lil zorb, bernie
FC Juarez: Bernie, rumpleforeskin

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Italian Serie A
Juventus: iambic, acidity regulator
AC Milan: cyantific
Probably Sassuolo or something: Lucky
Udinese: darkendofthestreet
Genoa I think? Who cares: acapelli, jabberwocky

Italian Serie Beeee
Cosenza: Jabberwocky

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English Premier League
Everton: mites, fury, cartola, surly, Lucky, SVC, beave
Manchester City: Rumpleforeskin
Liverpool: Seamus, Bernie, bicycle made for two, ecto
Chelsea: jesse, cyantific, seafoam
Tottenham Hotspur: big fuckin zorb, fraew, trope, ides of smarch, dimetrodons, figaro, plashy
Manchester United: delgriffith, number none, pana, d2michael, various artists, wong, duff, Night porter
Arsenlol: gauchebag, joe, sadville, miss black america, jabberwocky, scrumptown, arushofwings, zolpidem tartrate, kid chameleon, junglejim, bloo, chargie
Newcastle United: Gallits, danslog, Pissy Dan
Crystal Palace: drum machine
West Ham United: darkendofthestreet
Brighton & Hove Albion: pocket shepherd
Norwich: 5% Tint, iambic
Aston Villa: badminton, R C

English Football League Championship
Leeds United: Everybody in the thread, especially sports fan of the year, deep space
Cardiff City: millar
Western Brom: John Dark
Fulham: seriesfinale, Geoff, mcwop
Charlton Athletic: fraew
Middlesbrough: Billa Clack
Birmingham City FC: noiseandpop
Nottingham Forest: eleanor

English Football League One
AFC Wimbledon: Geoff

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Spanish La Liga
Barcelona: pana, seafoam
Clube del Athletico de Madrid. Sad!: fury, kid chameleon
Real Madrid: R C, Hoxha, SAKO

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German Bundesliga
BAYERN MUNCHEN AFC mate: CONE
Borussia Dortmund: pana, seafoam, shark week

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French Ligue Un
PSG: pony, water to whales
Marseille: Grayfox, sako
LYON: GALLITZ

Ligue Deux
Lorient: badminton

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The Major League United States of America and Canada Soccer Championships
Eastern Conference
Red Bulls New York Red Bulls: kid pretentious, acapelli, Zurich, gauchebag
DC United: Grayfox, surly, cartola
New England Revolution: KALM
Philadelphia Union: Guy Incognito
Orlando City: ides of smarch

Western Conference
Portland Timbers: darkendofthestreet, MikeS
Houston Dynamo: rivalite
Sporting Kansas City: R C

USA National Premier Soccer League
Detroit City: Zurich

USA USL League
Nashville FC: sadville
RBNU2: Zurich, acapelli
Charlotte Independence: Bernie
FC Cincinatti: inspectorhound


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Scottish Premiership
Celtic: Celtic#1, junglejim, Rumpleforeskin, tolka
Rangers: Nacho Novo
Aberdeen: darkendofthestreet
Heart of Midlothian: MonkeyTennis
Hibernian: Zurich

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Dutch Eredivisie
Ajax: rik pik
Feyenoord: Pris
PEC Zwolle: Pris

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League of Ireland Premier Division
Finn Harps: tolka, number none
Bohemians FC: acidity regulator

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Swiss Super League
FC Basel: starttomelt

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Australian A-League
Wellington Phoenix: fraew, Geoff
Perth Glory: darkendofthestreet

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Brazilian Campeonato Brasileiro Série A
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista: joe

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Portuguese Primeira Liga
Porto: anormal

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Belgian Pro League
Anderlecht: ANU

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Cypriot First Division
APOEL: pana

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Norwegian Tippeligaen
Rosenborg: uaxactun

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Danish Superligaen
Brøndby: super gas

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The Good Old League O' Finland
FC Lahti: acidity regulator

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06-06 - ENGERLUND FOR THA CUP
07-06 - Engerlund for third place
09-06 - Engerlund won third place
13-06 - West Bilic Albion
14-06 - The champion of leagues / E V E R T O N
16-06 - Thanks for the seasono
20-06 - #LingardIn
21-06 - It's AFCON
24-06 - Carver in!
28-07 - Richarlison has the mumps
05-07 - Philip Cocu's Derby County
07-07 - Messi ASSAULTS defenceless Medel
10-07 - #PoochBack
17-07 - #BruceIN
19-07 - It's the freakin AFCON final
30-07 - Gueye it ain't so
04-08 - IT'S LEEDS TIME / Leeds are #1 in England!
10-08 - Barnestorming Burnley
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Postby Lucky » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:34 am

it's the soccer
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Postby ecto » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:39 am

I like Liverpool, the European champions
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Postby Night porter » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:47 am

Looks like we got our man from Ajax









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Postby mites » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:50 am

What’s this thread about
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Postby cartola » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:53 am

I am no longer into the soccer.
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Postby Bernie » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:59 am

ecto wrote:I like Liverpool, the European champions
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Postby ecto » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:14 am

"these people are all evil" downgraded to "arsenlol" is a brutal sign of the times
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:03 am

fuccin fulham
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby darkendofthestreet » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:07 am

Lucky, please add MikeS to the Portland Timbers fan list :)
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Postby iambic » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:12 am

on the ball, city
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Postby darkendofthestreet » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:15 am

West Ham have signed 2 new goalkeepers already, and have gotten rid of Adrian, Fernandes, Nasri, Carroll, Martinez and Oxford, with Chicharito and Perez likely out the door as well.
Don't understand the pursuit of Andre Gomes tbh, there's literally no chance he joins us instead of going back to Everton.
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Postby gauchebag » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:29 am

i'll get in here on the first page. honestly feel like i took a season off from the football, didn't watch much at all this year even though i was excited for emery's gunners at the beginning of the year. my main interest was FPL but I didn't really give that too much of an effort either. excited for next season maybe liverpool and city can both be even better.
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Postby Celiac » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:32 am

Wish I had a team but really don’t
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Postby Celiac » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:33 am

Actually wait I’m a supporter of my Wednesday night 7 on 7 teams
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Postby Bernie » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:29 pm

How did I become a fan of FC Juarez?
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Postby ecto » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:31 pm

gauchebag wrote:i'll get in here on the first page. honestly feel like i took a season off from the football, didn't watch much at all this year even though i was excited for emery's gunners at the beginning of the year. my main interest was FPL but I didn't really give that too much of an effort either. excited for next season maybe liverpool and city can both be even better.

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and all their owners go to jail
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Postby figaro » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:54 pm

sup y'all
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Postby Pris » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:15 pm

rip Barry Hughes. He trained about half a dozen clubs in the Netherlands from the 60's to the late '80s, but he's mostly remembered for recording some horrifying novelty singles.

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Postby Jabberwocky » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:30 pm

I already miss Icardi and he isn't even gone yet. I really despise the toxic dickhead ultras who are basically pushing him out of the club.
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Postby sadville » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:30 pm

i didn't watch either european final
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Postby Lucky » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:33 pm

Haven't seen a European final in two seasons lol. Fell asleep before the CL and the other one is the EL so
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Postby super gas » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:43 pm



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Postby delgriffith » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:50 pm

Here comes another disappointing season.
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Postby super gas » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:03 pm

yeah looking towards to the big battle between man united and arsenal for 5th place.
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Postby i_am_agriculture » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:11 pm

I am a fan of Arsenal and Wolves. If you think that's not allowed, you're right.
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Postby number none » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:16 pm

if you want to streamline, I'd cut Arsenal at this point
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Postby d2michael » Mon Jun 03, 2019 3:17 pm

Gonna get this on page 1

Football is dead
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