Dominant Hand and Wiping: The Poll

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

What's your deal

Left handed, left wipe
3
7%
Left handed, right wipe
2
4%
Right handed, right wipe
34
76%
Right handed, left wipe
5
11%
Whatevers clever
1
2%
 
Total votes : 45

Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:25 am

Just heard this being discussed on the radio and need to know if they are the freaks or if I am
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:38 am

Can't wrap my brain around not using your dominant hand to wipe
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:42 am

Left handed, right wipe.
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Postby easy » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:11 am

right hand wipe butt
left hand shrug shoulder
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Postby dusky » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 am

I like to mix it up. catch em off guard. plus I’m sure it’s good for preventing alzheimer’s
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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:15 am

there's no way I'm filling out this poll -- yuck!!
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Postby Denise » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:22 am

i use my foot to wipe
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Postby sniplets » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:23 am

I just scoot around the carpet in my den when I'm finished.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:32 am

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Postby Durham » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:06 am

all of you right wipers are haram
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:49 am

one of the first things i learned as a child is that you never wipe with your right hand. i've stuck with this

also kris meaney is right. i need to join the bidet life
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Postby Denise » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:01 am

I personally don't like walking around w/poop on my ass
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Postby chimp » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:04 am

I actually prefer it
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Postby Denise » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:05 am

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Postby Viz » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:10 am

Another question is : reach around to wipe or wipe from the front?
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:12 am

I wipe my hands with my arse
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Postby alaska » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:13 am

um,. ew
mactheo wrote:
Emily Dickinson wrote:Our lives are ... so cool
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Postby alaska » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:13 am

talking about POOP on the RADIo should be ILLEGAL
mactheo wrote:
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Postby BlackSugar » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:43 am

after I busted my arm last year, I had to wipe with my left hand for about a month. it was surprisingly difficult at first but then I got into a comfortable routine. I almost feel that I was doing a better job, like how you might be a better sexual intercourse lover to a brand new partner than you would with the same partner you've been with for many years

I meant to stick with the left-hand wipe afterward but I didn't realize how autopilot I am with my maneuvers and soon enough I was back to the right and was no longer a unique man. perhaps I crave a life of routine over adventure
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