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Postby broodstar » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:04 am

oh my god memes are too good for me
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Postby broodstar » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:06 am

fyi i think this is the thread that started it

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Postby haddonfield » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:38 am

broodstar wrote:oh my god memes are too good for me

i was being too harsh i'm just defensive of this child
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Postby terminus » Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:44 am

trouble wrote:If Lights isn't hosting Extra Butter in ten years then there is no reason to ever dream again.

this is the arc
it's interesting, the posts
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:34 am

The dogdah dogdah clip is perfect. It's foolish to think you could create a funnier parody of it.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:06 pm

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Postby bruceagain » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:13 pm

holy shit
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Postby ripersnifle » Sat Nov 23, 2019 6:19 pm

terminus wrote:
trouble wrote:If Lights isn't hosting Extra Butter in ten years then there is no reason to ever dream again.

this is the arc
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:19 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby broodstar » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:43 pm

i don't think the meme is mean-spirited and i even recognize an old ex-tiff programmer joining in but yes i watched that doctah doctah clip like 50 times it is near perfect
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Postby broodstar » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:49 pm

actually it definitely could be mean

anyway

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:50 pm

Will Sloan being in Twitter jail for wishing death on a puppet is just another thing to hate Disney for
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Postby haddonfield » Sat Nov 23, 2019 9:56 pm

Will could probably singlehandedly save this meme
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:38 am



he absolutely should
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Postby inmate » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:40 am

i bet the audience would go apeshit
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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:47 am

I forgot to post this the other day, just baffling

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Postby Ted Pikul » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:49 am

Close = Biden
Coleman = Bernie
Blunt = Buttigieg
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:01 pm

olivia colman's role in the favourite was a supporting role giving her the lead nom was a dumb meta joke because she was playing the queen

emma stone and rachel weisz were the two leads i cannot stress enough
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Postby OKterrific » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:45 pm

does Pacino really appear in jeans and a hoodie in that movie. god that's horrifying.
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:39 am

25 days til the next 12 Days of Christmas drop!
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Postby Viola Swamp » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:58 am

HEY SANDLER
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Postby terminus » Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:40 pm


imagine lights watching larry david getting head
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Postby furrowed brow » Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:42 pm

No, thank you
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:47 pm

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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:55 pm

When he's right he's right.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:00 pm

This is how you you dress for a rapid review?
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:15 pm

Kevin McCallister wrote:25 days til the next 12 Days of Christmas drop!


any bets on the 1st and 5th movies

i did a quick analysis on this last year

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:2018: 5th: hotel transylvania 3; 1st: tully
2017: 5th: theee emoooojiii mooovie; 1st: get out
2016: 5th: my big fat greek wedding 2; 1st: the boss (and BLU RAY)
2015: 5th: mad max: fury road; 1st: cinderella
2014: 5th: the amazing spider-man 2; 1st: chef
2013: 5th: the grrrreat gatsby; 1st: mud (with matthew mcconaughey)
2012: 5th: madagascar 3; 1st: ted (blu ray combooo paaack)
2011: 5th: mr popper's penguins; 1st: the help
2010: 5th: the sound of music 25th anniversary box set; 1st: despicable me (blu ray/dvd)
2009: 5th: marrrryyyyy popppppinnnnns; 1st: up
*all movies on deee vee deeee unless otherwise noted


Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:tracking them to spot any trends

for the 1st day of christmas an early run on monosyllabic titles (up [09], ted [12], mud [13], chef [14]) 4 out of the 6 first years however lately bisyllabic titles have taken over the last three consecutive years (the boss [16], get out [17], tully [18]) and all have been released relatively early in the year which makes sense because movies like widows have not been released on dvd yet so something to keep in mind

also a surprising amount of indie/indieish titles 4 of the last 6 years (mud [13], chef [14], get out [17], tully [18]) so the sharp money in 2019 will probably be on a bisyllabic indie title released prior to june

for the fifth day of christmas obviously you need a lot of syllables to keep the meter so make sure it is a sequel (18, 16, 14, 12) re-release (09, 10) or remake (13, 15) as those are the only three types of movies that have applied outside of anomalous years in 11 and 17

but all over the place in regards to genre the camera keeping the sharks on their toes
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Postby unbiaseddairylodge » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:23 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:
any bets on the 1st and 5th movies



1st - Us
5th - Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

edit: or John Wick: Chapter 3 for the 5th? only reason i went w/ bernadette is b/c i'm unsure if he'd put the parabellum in the read or decide it isn't worth the trouble
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Postby inmate » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:31 pm

1st - glass
5th - blinded by the light
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Postby OKterrific » Mon Dec 02, 2019 6:49 pm

guaranteed his list will be more interesting than like the AV Club's or whatever
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