11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:08 pm

imagine lights getting (a beer with lots of) head (from a keg at a frat party)
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:31 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:

i'm not crying you're crying


our special lil guy is growing up.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:25 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:imagine lights getting (a beer with lots of) head (from a keg at a frat party)


he's 11-years old you sick fuck
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Postby broodstar » Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:02 pm

quarterly the emoji movie reminder
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Postby terminus » Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:11 pm

only 11 more days until LCJ's 12 Days of Movies of Christmas 2019
it's interesting, the posts
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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:48 pm

i wonder if he’s graduating or just done lol
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:56 pm

he could have saved himself or his family a lot considering his trajectory
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Postby aspirinkid » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:33 am

Any chance the 12 days drops early?
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Postby inmate » Sun Dec 15, 2019 1:26 am

check the leak thread
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Postby light rail coyote » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:05 pm

10 most influential people IS LIVE

first up is the Brady bunch
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:06 pm

hard to argue there
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Postby light rail coyote » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:12 pm

#1 is alex trebec
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:17 pm

Brutal

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Postby NegativeCapability » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:27 pm

light rail coyote wrote:#1 is regis
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby terminus » Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:35 pm

top 10 emojis from theeee emoooojiiiii moooovieeeeee
it's interesting, the posts
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Postby cooly » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:36 pm

Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:
furrowed brow wrote:I wonder if Lights ever thinks about the universe and if it makes him feel small.


pzadvance wrote:

this clip is incredible
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Postby OKterrific » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:43 pm

lcj taught me it was okay it to be weird
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Postby national e-day observer » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:52 pm

jack and jill exchange with sandler has been bouncing around my skull all day
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Postby national e-day observer » Sun Dec 15, 2019 5:53 pm

pretty sure i'm going to watch it now
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Postby bruceagain » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:02 pm

i think about the morning tv way lights reads "@whiteobama says 'you are a weirdo'", most days
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Postby broodstar » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:06 pm

cooly wrote:
Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:
furrowed brow wrote:I wonder if Lights ever thinks about the universe and if it makes him feel small.


pzadvance wrote:

this clip is incredible

incredible metatextuality
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Postby cooly » Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:27 pm

Man that top 10 list is completely batshit. This dude is off his rockers. Living this life he imagines for a 90s local tv critic. What kind of zoomer decides to continue a tradition started by Barbara Walters
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Postby terminus » Mon Dec 16, 2019 2:04 pm



imagine lights participating in the teen tournament
it's interesting, the posts
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Postby light rail coyote » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:11 pm

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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:14 pm

the things lights camera jackson's vanna white funko pop has seen
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Postby Riverchrist » Mon Dec 16, 2019 9:25 pm

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Regis...
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:27 am

broodstar wrote:
cooly wrote:
Sweet Gregory Pectin wrote:
furrowed brow wrote:I wonder if Lights ever thinks about the universe and if it makes him feel small.


pzadvance wrote:

this clip is incredible

incredible metatextuality


i really wish i watched these there is probably so much undiscovered gold in these lost in time like tears in rain

i smell a 2020 new year's resolution
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Dec 17, 2019 12:24 pm

i watch almost all of them because the only push notification i get on my phone is twitter telling me when he's live
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Postby bruceagain » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:53 pm

terminus wrote:

imagine lights participating in the teen tournament

he's 21 years-old, you innumerate fuck
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Postby PROBLEM ATTIC » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:03 pm

Be nice bruce
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