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Postby brentwurst » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:16 pm

kid pretentious wrote:coming to town for pitchfork Thur-Mon, anyone have any dance party recommendations beyond what’s on resident advisor?

probably going to do galcher lustwerk saturday night, might try to do smartbar friday or sunday.

also i’ll probably be with user brentholomew a lot so come say what up at the fest.


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Postby kid pretentious » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:20 pm

shut up before i change my mind brandt
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Postby kirito » Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:26 pm

why does alligator robb look like muldoon from jurassic park

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Postby galactagogue » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:52 pm

made a trip to Milwaukee this weekend. uhh it was actually amazing, why didn't anyone tell me? is this just what it feels like when chicago becomes too much city??
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Postby tgk » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:54 pm

milwaukee rules and especially if you're driving because you can stop at the mars cheese castle on the way back
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:49 am

one thing to, they seem really alarmed to see two brown people in hipster spaces?? im not even very visibly brown but the person i was with is obviously mexican and people at bar and restaurants really struggled to treat us casually. that was a little weird.
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Postby Autarch » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:53 am

Milwaukee is the most segregated city in the country, iirc.
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Postby naturemorte » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:23 am

Went to Milwaukee this weekend as well, to see the Sara Cwynar show again at MAM. GG, did you see it?

also went to Foundation, a sick tiki bar
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:26 am

i did both of those things naturemorte !!!
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:26 am

by both i mean tiki too lol
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:28 am

Autarch wrote:Milwaukee is the most segregated city in the country, iirc.


i hear this about st louis too but i guess i still find it weird when people stammer 'take a seat anywhere you like' while struggling to look at my friends and i.
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Postby wuk » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:23 am

Florida guy took less than 24 hours to capture that gator OF COURSE
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Postby Autarch » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:33 am

galactagogue wrote:
Autarch wrote:Milwaukee is the most segregated city in the country, iirc.


i hear this about st louis too but i guess i still find it weird when people stammer 'take a seat anywhere you like' while struggling to look at my friends and i.


Yeah that's really weird.
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Postby blab » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:43 am

wuk wrote:Florida guy took less than 24 hours to capture that gator OF COURSE


that's not just any florida guy friend, that's Alligator Bob

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Postby quinine » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:48 am

no...it's handsome alligator robb. pictured above. bob is formally demoted to "snake guy" bob again.
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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:47 am

yeah in florida gators are basically road kill. it's wild what a big uproar this has been for chicago. people turn gators into keychains !!
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Postby WaltonGoggins » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:53 am

blab wrote:that's not just any florida guy friend, that's Alligator Bob


That's Bob The Snake Man, he's disgraced himself and the city of Chicago. This is Florida Man Gator Robb:

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Postby blab » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:58 am

i was misinformed. ty thread for correcting me. relationship ended with disgraced alligator bob, i love the bearded florida man gator robb now.
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Postby camping » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:02 pm

camping wrote:however, my upcoming few weeks are lookin' great for live shows

7/14 - kaina (lincoln hall)
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8/8 - dababy (the riv)


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Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:18 pm

WaltonGoggins wrote:
blab wrote:that's not just any florida guy friend, that's Alligator Bob


That's Bob The Snake Man, he's disgraced himself and the city of Chicago. This is Florida Man Gator Robb:

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that bb gator is so cute
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Postby Fullscreen » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:42 pm

p. cool gator, just hope it didn't eat any wood ducks or other cool birds.

the cool & chill animals gotta show some solidarity is what I'm saying.
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Postby camping » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:47 pm

not gonna lie, i definitely thought the gator was gonna be bigger
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Postby goldsoundz » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:54 pm

hopefully it ate or at least terrorized some geese
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Postby WaltonGoggins » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:07 pm

“It was one cast and done,” said Robb, 39, owner of Crocodilian Specialist Services in St. Augustine, Florida. “Everybody’s got different blessings. This is my blessing,” he said of his ability to catch gators - a task a volunteer with the Chicago Herpetological Society known as “Alligator Bob” could not get done in the preceding days with baited traps.

Ouch! That's gotta hurt
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Postby blab » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:10 pm

Alligator Robb looks so contemplative. i think he loves that gator, which is cool. i hope they feed it a tasty fish and find it a good home
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Postby viachicago » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:12 pm

The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking
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Postby parapet » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:13 pm

kirito wrote:why does alligator robb look like muldoon from jurassic park

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Postby Autarch » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:04 pm

I hate Alligator Bob because he's a liar and a failure, but I hate Alligator Robb for taping the gator's mouth shut instead of letting it talk.

"Well, Gator, what do you have to say for yourself?"

I would have loved for it to give a playful/sassy remark, but now we'll never get to hear it.
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Postby Dear You » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:07 pm

We stan Robb in this home.
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what's the cool neighborhood to live in now
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