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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:55 pm

that's crazy talk

he sux. thompson already schooled him. he beat an inexperienced striker in till, and then beat a guy who mostly just wrestles.

would not last two rounds vs a high ranked complete fighter with ko power
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Postby object » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:26 pm

Yeah askren taking the loss well. Brouhaha check pm :)
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:34 pm

can you not see my sig?
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Postby object » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:35 pm

Oh theyre off on mobile are they?
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:40 pm

correct

santos done for probably close to a year
On Monday, an MRI exam showed that the left knee meniscus and all its ligaments are completely torn. Santos’ right knee, which needed surgery earlier this year, also suffered damage during the fight as the Brazilian compensated for his left knee injuries. Santos will do more tests on his right knee to determine if he needs surgery on that knee as well.
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:45 pm

helwani wrote this. that's a bummer

As I was leaving T-Mobile Arena late Saturday night, I saw Santos getting pushed out of the arena in a wheelchair with just his team around him. No one acknowledged him except for Chael Sonnen, who congratulated him on a great fight. That really seemed to mean a lot to Santos. I couldn't help but feel for the Brazilian in that moment. Not because he was banged up, but because it was a reminder of how cruel and lonely this game can be. If a few sequences had gone a different way, he could have been leaving that arena as champion with his whole life about to change for the better. In the end, though, he's just another challenger who fell short against one of the best ever.
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Postby Brouhaha » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:59 pm

luke thomas left mma hour and beat to sign with showtime, getting a couple of shows including this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04nkyQ9_muU

should've kept the beat and let phoenix run it, she's awesome
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Postby j-ol » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:19 am

ugh sucks that it's associated with btb. the world doesn't need any more brendan schaub. how anyone cares to listen to that oaf is so beyond me. not funny, not insightful, generally just dense and can't even articulate the worthless thoughts that pass through his mind.
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Postby object » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:37 am

Could make a convincing schaub ai. "_____ is a problem at ____."
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Postby j-ol » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:48 am

even more strange is how luke thomas, who is a genuinely entertaining, hilarious, smart and complex guy, becomes all deferential and servile around schaub. i find it quite odd considering luke is always around or speaking with fighters, so it's not as though he's starstruck.

has anyone ever watched brendan schaub standup? my idea of a torture session
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Postby wong » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:51 am

j-ol wrote:has anyone ever watched brendan schaub standup? my idea of a torture session



The bit about the Asian UFC doc is particularly :?
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Postby Brouhaha » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:13 pm

i have mixed feelings about schaub. he's probably the one that helped luke get that gig. and yeah, i haven't seen his netflix special but it had really poor reviews, some even calling it the worst special ever. he's only been doing comedy like a little over 2 years, nobody is all that great then and should wait a few more to release anything. believe or not, people love him, constantly sells shows out, has a likeable chill vibe/demeanor

i thought this story about his final fight in the ufc against travis browne with rousey and a bunch of celebs in the crowd is actually quite good. does a good job of giving you the fighter's perspective pre and post fight
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Postby Brouhaha » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:20 pm

OMG, the valentina/yoel cameo at the end :lol:

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Postby object » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:03 am

I kind of feel the same about Schaub. He's an affable guy but he doesn't really say much of substance.
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Postby object » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:03 am

I kind of feel the same about Schaub. He's an affable guy but he doesn't really say much of substance.
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:37 pm

Please make him fight Woodley next, wanna see TWood give this clown the Lawler treatment
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Postby object » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:41 pm

holy fucking shit the thrill and the agony scenes when masvidal knocks askren out are worth the price of fight pass alone
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:46 pm

I'll only watch it if doc rivers and dwight howard are in it
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Postby object » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:46 pm

the unadulterated joy on amanda nunes' face when she lefts the belts affects me
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Postby object » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:25 pm



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Postby object » Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:19 pm

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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:51 pm

sounds like a spot on impression to me.

maybe that's how he heard it in his concussed state. he cleaned it up a bit in the vid i posted. anyway, think we've reached our capacity for schaub posts in here for the year.

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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:55 pm

Peña-Montaño might go to the cards

I'll add some straight bets tmrw
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:42 pm

lol, now masvidal is calling for a conor fight.
i mean, that would draw quite well. book it before jorge loses to someone

Also, Machida-Mousasi rematch booked for Bellator 228 in September
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 11, 2019 5:48 pm

imagine how insane the buyrate would be if you added jorge-conor and tony-justin to the dustin-khabib card
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:55 pm

I'm doubtful DC-Jones 3 at either weight ends up happening. DC wants it at 205 and wants a good deal of money and time to get at that weight.

If Stipe beats him, he retires

If he beats Stipe, he'll probably fight Francis and then retire win or lose
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Postby 2nd_yellow » Fri Jul 12, 2019 7:51 am

Why the fuck cejudo trying to call out Amanda Nunes? Does he have that big of a little man problem?

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2019/7/11/2 ... enko-fight
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Postby buriedinspace » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:22 am

2nd_yellow wrote:Why the fuck cejudo trying to call out Amanda Nunes? Does he have that big of a little man problem?

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2019/7/11/2 ... enko-fight


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Postby wong » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:06 am

I'd pay good money to watch Nunes fuck Cejudo up to be honest.
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