perpetual dreams about the board thread

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby nite69 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:21 pm

dont worry, i dont hold it against you that you were so terribly mean to me in my dream
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Postby important dentist » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:08 pm

i think i had a dream that all the stickies were removed. it was awful
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Postby theta » Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:44 am

had a dream i was shopping for bathing suits with galactagogue!!
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Postby important dentist » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:14 pm

boarder nudespoons was doing standup comedy at my college's library. he had to spend most of his set reciting the lyrics to an eminem song to get the crowd settled down (?). when he told his first joke he was holding the mic so far away from his mouth that the emcee had to ask him to say it again with the mic closer. in the middle of his next joke, the emcee told him he was out of time and he could just finish that last joke. the joke was actually pretty good for a dream: "i'm not against the new tax bill, i think everyone should have a fair chance at becoming successful. what i'm saying is the government should give every american $800,000 in stocks." there was tepid applause.

i might use that joke on twitter actually
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Postby kid8 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:05 pm

Had a dream that koz bought a house across the street from me and he was renovating the granny flat on his property and i was considering renting it but then i realized he's just gonna use it as his party house and he had a toga party that i wasn't invited to and he looked really fit. The next morning some of his friends came to my place all hungover and were like we know who you are kid8, we just wanted to say hi, and i invited to show them around town thinking i'll get invited to the next shindig. Also we lived in Tijuana, MX.
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Postby important dentist » Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:13 am

dreamt that i was at a bar in new york with a bunch of people including two boarders (i think pootis and wendy). i saw andrei at a bus stop outside the bar and yelled for him, then said to everyone around me "that's my friend andrei." pootis and wendy started chanting "board! board! board! board!"
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Postby Pashmina » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:59 pm

important dentist wrote:dreamt that i was at a bar in new york with a bunch of people including two boarders (i think pootis and wendy). i saw andrei at a bus stop outside the bar and yelled for him, then said to everyone around me "that's my friend andrei." pootis and wendy started chanting "board! board! board! board!"



that sounds like us
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Postby John Dark » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:16 am

I dreamed that I was renting a run down vacation house in a shitty little town, along with a friend from work, board legend tonybricker, and a couple of old strange dudes. Me, my friend and bricker stayed outside taking photos of a moon that was going through some sort of rare phenomenon where it turned all sorts of colors, like a trippy kaleidoscope. tonybricker went inside early but left his phone on the grass; I brought it in for him.
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Postby Rhodes » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:30 pm

Think about this: what if you're really Dalen dreaming you're Stuntman.
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Postby Rhodes » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:19 pm

Had a dream I met grammatron and his family while they were on vacation, I think? Details are a bit fuzzy.
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Postby easy » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:21 pm

freshweed wrote:Dreamt that easy came over and we smoked weed out of some crazy contraption that had the weed floating on top of water. Then he started doing a Griffin Newman impression calling everything "char-ming". Later I found out he left a pound of weed at my place and he seemed amused that I called him asking if he wanted it back, saying "whenever I need weed i just go for a walk"


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Postby mancubz » Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:58 am

i had a dream last night that galactagogue and i went outside for a cigarette and i asked her to hold mine for a second and she was like, 'okay!' and then took it and lightly pressed it into my face, thus maiming me
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Postby tonybricker » Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:21 pm

John Dark wrote:I dreamed that I was renting a run down vacation house in a shitty little town, along with a friend from work, board legend tonybricker, and a couple of old strange dudes. Me, my friend and bricker stayed outside taking photos of a moon that was going through some sort of rare phenomenon where it turned all sorts of colors, like a trippy kaleidoscope. tonybricker went inside early but left his phone on the grass; I brought it in for him.


john dark, I like this dream and want to thank you for watching moon phenomena with me and then bringing my phone inside
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Postby i am rich » Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:27 pm

wait i think this counts
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Postby neely o'hara » Sun May 20, 2018 11:07 am

Had a dream that gamefaqs bought the board and flooded it with new members who started very wholesome game-oriented threads. Then all the mods were removed and all the posts were deleted. There was a hipinion subreddit where everyone mourned. I messaged haddonfield and he was distraught and used a lot of kawaii emoticons.
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Postby haddonfield » Sun May 20, 2018 8:13 pm

(μ_μ) o(TヘTo) (╥﹏╥) (x_x)⌒☆
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Postby haddonfield » Sun May 20, 2018 8:13 pm

god that is a nightmare
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Postby neely o'hara » Sun May 20, 2018 9:59 pm

yeah those really suit you
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Postby separator » Sat May 26, 2018 10:19 am

I was in wichita kansas with nice pass and his mom- they wanted to stop at the grocery store to buy some weed. The grocery store is this endless bombed out hanger that everyone in town just hangs out in. We get split up, and while I’m walking around I accidentally step on a pair of pants on the ground that this kid is sitting next to. I feel bad and don’t really know if these guys are dangerous or not so i ask if there’s anything i can do to make it right. He’s pretty chill and just asks me to get him a dr pepper. I search the store but can only find a generic brand. After waiting in a really long line, i finally get to the register- i decide i want to do a buck or two cash back so the kid can get his pants washed. The cashier tells me i can only do cash back if i pull out $139 and I’m like no, that’s insane. People around me are agreeing. I ask for the manager and wake up as i’m waiting, knowing I’m about to get kicked out of the store
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Postby wendy » Sat May 26, 2018 10:53 am

sleigh the jury and i were at a mountain house w a bunch of friends and he turned on christmas lights and everyone was like “that’s too bright!!” and he was like “no it’s not” and everyone was like “oh you’re right”
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Postby death is my amigo » Sat May 26, 2018 2:30 pm

i am very much a dim lights guy so while i'm a) surprised i would've turned on lights that people thought were too bright b) it makes sense that people would've come around to see i was right
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Postby alaska » Mon May 28, 2018 10:44 am

I had a dream that someone made a thread about how all my posts are way worse than they used to be, it was like 6 pages long because everyone agreed. I was just like "yeah i know, i'm really sorry everyone, it's because i stopped taking adderall"
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Postby important dentist » Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:36 am

had a dream that klint was running some scam where he would have boarders go to a tim horton's and his middlemen would surreptitiously give them money but the money wound up being worthless commemorative coins, not real money. it became a board running joke to try to get boarders to fall for this scheme and whenever someone did they would get piled on in a thread
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Postby big zorb » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:20 am

i had a dream del kept PM'ing me about mitt romney but i can't quite recall what the PMs said
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Postby theta » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:09 am

in my dream i logged on so i could post in the love dumpster thread about the events of the dream and the board was baby blue instead of this blue and every post was in a gaudy thought bubble
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