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Postby TASKER, JERRY L » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:26 pm

It's Jeff mangum not Jeff magnum
How sad. He really does loves you its just that your now too famous to be considered "cool" to listen to.
So is the life of a hipster/emo/punk/goth/ and the many forms insecure gays guise themself as throughout the ages.
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Postby Riverchrist » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:27 pm

"Jean Genie" = Jean Genet
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Postby farmer » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:30 pm

you can microwave an egg in a minute with surprisingly effective results.
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Postby Mesh » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:34 pm

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Postby ueckerist » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:35 pm

ho bag brown wrote:Hartford Whalers logo post in 3....2....
Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Postby tricky » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:40 pm

futurist wrote:
Dear You wrote:
ho bag brown wrote:* The alphabet song and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same melody


mind blown.


and Bah Bah Black Sheep


I didn't realize this until my last daycare placement. Crazy.
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Postby ueckerist » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:41 pm

is the name 'phillies' a pun on 'fillies'
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Postby 5% Tint » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:43 pm

Spartacus wrote:
Marigold wrote:"Every kiss begins with Kay" is a pun.



explain

seriously, make me feel like an idiot right now

Kay = the letter k = kiss begins with k
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Postby Shost » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:43 pm

the word 'kiss' begins with the letter K
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Postby regular ol' slokra » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:44 pm

that one seems so obvious i'd feel stupid trying to explain it unless i'm missing something entirely
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Postby captain » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:44 pm

the company is called kay jewelers

the word kiss begins with the letter "k" or "kay" if you will

also, you're an idiot
ive been thinkin about my life lately and in short im goin A-WALL
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Postby captain » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:45 pm

no it's just you
ive been thinkin about my life lately and in short im goin A-WALL
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Postby Luke » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:45 pm

orange farmer wrote:you can microwave an egg in a minute with surprisingly effective results.


It should be mentioned that you crack the egg into a container first, unless this was an elaborate prank to get someone to make a mess in their microwave/scare the shit out of them.
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Postby loadletter » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:45 pm

Spartacus wrote:
Marigold wrote:"Every kiss begins with Kay" is a pun.



explain

seriously, make me feel like an idiot right now


whenever two people kiss, the one that initiates the kiss is always named Kay
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Postby FourLegsGood » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:46 pm

When you start any of the KISS CD remasters and hold <<<, it'll backtrack to a brief ballad by Gene entitled "Kay".
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Postby Shost » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:47 pm

FourLegsGood wrote:When you start any of the KISS CD remasters and hold <<<, it'll backtrack to a brief ballad by Gene entitled "Kay".


I knew my explanation didn't make any sense
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Postby lights » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:48 pm

Kiss starts with the letter K
The name of the store is Kay Jewlers

Every kiss begins with K = Every kiss begins with [a purchase from] Kay [Jewlers]

[edit] Well now that that's been settled, I realized two stupid things the other day:

$.25 = a quarter = 1/4th of a dollar
Tear, as in blooo de hooo sob, is spelled the same as tear, a rip in fabric.
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Postby Mesh » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:53 pm

Kay Jewelers sells the sort of much-coveted jewelry that, upon presentation to one's significant other, invariably results in thankful kisses bestowed upon the gift-giver. Therefore, in a certain kind of way (and if you believe that all kisses occur in response to gifts received), every kiss begins with the gift of Kay product, yet it is also true that the word "kiss" begins with the letter "K." So you see, it's actually quite clever as an advertising slogan.
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Postby chimp_ » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:55 pm

i don't follow
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Postby mustlovedongs » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:55 pm

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Postby regular ol' slokra » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:56 pm

can someone help sort out all this kay confusion?
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Postby mustlovedongs » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:57 pm

dongs over baghdad wrote:.999=1

that thread was incredible. i wish it didn't go down with the old board.
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Postby acapelli » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:01 pm

took me years to realize what "take off your pants and jacket" meant
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Postby patrick cokane? » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:01 pm

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Postby 5% Tint » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:03 pm

but isnt it spelled "kiss" and not "kayiss"
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Postby babybaby » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:06 pm

lights wrote:Kiss starts with the letter K
The name of the store is Kay Jewlers

Every kiss begins with K = Every kiss begins with [a purchase from] Kay [Jewlers]

[edit] Well now that that's been settled, I realized two stupid things the other day:

$.25 = a quarter = 1/4th of a dollar
Tear, as in blooo de hooo sob, is spelled the same as tear, a rip in fabric.


I mean, most of this thread is pretty good, but it's hard to imagine anyone not getting what a quarter is. I like it though.
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Postby Mesh » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:11 pm

"One" spelled backwards is "Eno."
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:22 pm

if you can pry open a quarter, scoop out the insides, and set them aside, not only will the quarter float but you can predict exactly what side will come up when you flip it because its motions will be 100% predictable. some dude from yale figured this out and managed to make millions at the flip tables in vegas before they caught on
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Postby Kafkaesque » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:23 pm

Riverchrist wrote:"Jean Genie" = Jean Genet


riverchrist i remember there was a thread about puking once and you made a post about barfing up some purple leafy puke in the bathroom of a bar and calling it some "jean genet shit". that was awesome.
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Postby hbb » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:24 pm

Spartacus wrote:didn't realize the twinkle/alphabet melody or the brewers logo, either

i am not very bright, i guess


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