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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:38 am

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Postby ratbags » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:31 pm

I'm so excited for this one
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jul 05, 2018 9:47 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:01 am

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Editor's note: the earlier portion of this chat was shot in the face by John Gotti

[22:34] <dan2> do they still do steps in the kitchen nowadays
[22:34] <AnimeFilm> its upstream color
[22:34] <jca> rip
[22:34] <catullus> why did we time skip twice
[22:34] <autarch> ray lamontaigne, everyone
[22:34] <shalabi> what
[22:34] <ratti> oh my god
[22:34] <jca> how did that even happen
[22:34] <dan2> "Officer I didn't see him, I was thinkin about the Sunday gravy!"
[22:34] <lhs> they were playing chicken
[22:34] <catullus> did he kill his smart kid
[22:34] <autarch> who's frankie?
[22:35] <Trebbers> Hit at 5 miles an hour
[22:35] <ratti> hes the good kid
[22:35] <LowercaseTea> The one bit of violence Gotti didn't commit is done entirely off screen
[22:35] <ratti> the friggin genius
[22:35] <ratti> THEY KILLED MY FRIGGIN GENIUS SON
[22:35] <catullus> good job, killed off the meal ticket
[22:35] <shalabi> gotti in focus
[22:35] <@Ampersand_> excuse you, they were playing chicken parmesean
[22:35] <jca> he was doing circles out of nowhere!!
[22:35] <autarch> dat kid was gunna be a fuckin rocket scientist
[22:35] <catullus> it was broad daylight in his defense
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> he's gonna kill the doctor for not saving his boy
[22:35] <Trebbers> "He was gonna take the mob to the fuckin' moon"
[22:35] <catullus> he was glowingly obvious
[22:35] <shalabi> a fuggin NERO SURGAN OVAHERE
[22:35] <dan2> lol trev
[22:35] <dan2> b
[22:35] <jca> lol
[22:36] <ratti> now this...this iS acting
[22:36] <bob511> Man, he didn't even try to fit that thing in.
[22:36] <nautical> chewin' a knuck
[22:36] <nautical> lol
[22:36] <catullus> well doing him in shadow is the way to try and light that face
[22:36] <autarch> you shoulda seed how dat boy got straight a's. now i gotta kill da fuckin bastahd who

done dis to me
[22:36] <nautical> this shit is amazing and i wish i saw it in theaters
[22:36] <ratti> "it should've been you"
[22:36] <autarch> would've been a great date movie
[22:36] <LowercaseTea> Oh my god the music
[22:36] <nautical> oh absolutely a great date FILM
[22:36] <dan2> I'm sure it'll get a re-release right before Oscar voting
[22:37] <donnamartin> that hair
[22:37] <nautical> it's a film.
[22:37] <bob511> It's still playing here.
[22:37] <nautical> jesus.
[22:37] <catullus> he'll always be gone is quite the line
[22:37] <jca> when people left the theatre the same thing happened
[22:37] <donnamartin> this is basically the sad part of a video game music
[22:37] <nautical> top button.
[22:37] <jca> "it was an accent...its ok"
[22:37] <autarch> anyone else notice pokey nipples on the military son there?
[22:37] <Trebbers> It's like they screened the film then realized they forgot to put the music in and had

no money
[22:37] <nautical> wait what happened
[22:37] <catullus> theres enough product in that hair to grease an engine
[22:37] <nautical> i missed why they're sad.
[22:37] <LowercaseTea> press "f" to bury your boy
[22:37] <donnamartin> they're making him sleep in his dead brother's room?
[22:37] <nautical> i don't know how
[22:37] <shalabi> lol
[22:37] <ratti> frankie got hit by a car, nautical
[22:37] <catullus> the smart kid died keep up
[22:37] <nautical> oh lol
[22:37] <ratti> the genius kid
[22:37] <nautical> sorry to hear that.
[22:37] <nautical> family seems to be handling it well
[22:37] <catullus> so are we
[22:38] <catullus> he was gunna take us to the moon
[22:38] <ratti> the day i saw my mob dad cry
[22:38] <dan2> "HE NEVAH GOT TO SEE MEATBALLS II."
[22:38] <shalabi> i guess he gotti go to the funeral now
[22:38] <nautical> lol
[22:38] <johnnyblast> when you've loved and lost like frankie has
[22:38] <autarch> hahaha
[22:38] <RIXX_> lol dan
[22:38] <Trebbers> "He wasn't smarter than a bumpah. *sobs*"
[22:38] <autarch> dan
[22:38] <nautical> dan killing me
[22:38] <AnimeFilm> i think they couldnt afford a lighting crew
[22:38] <jca> the one way you can tell its the 70s, what you see in all the old photos, is undershirts

tucked into boxers
[22:38] <catullus> This movie is like 75% in shadow
[22:38] <nautical> did she just find out?
[22:39] <autarch> the mom sounds like a npc from zelda
[22:39] <ratti> the recurring motif of dentists
[22:39] <LowercaseTea> Is she alluding to killing herself?
[22:39] <jca> lol
[22:39] <autarch> that little lock of hair barely hanging in the frame
[22:39] <Trebbers> what
[22:39] <ratti> jesus
[22:39] <sideshowraheem> uhhh
[22:39] <donnamartin> no hair on his prick is what we choose?
[22:39] <ratti> he didn't have a hair on his prick
[22:40] <bob511> We didn't even get a content warning for that, huh?
[22:40] <dan2> "Now, if he had hair on his prick, of course he could die in the street"
[22:40] <catullus> okay heres the thing
[22:40] <AnimeFilm> its just a mob thing
[22:40] <catullus> There arent hairs on the actual prick right
[22:40] <jca> omg
[22:40] <catullus> cuuzzzzzz
[22:40] <@Ampersand_> lol that is a much different looking street
[22:40] <LowercaseTea> Pubes are the mob version of a Bat Mitzvah
[22:40] <jca> this owns
[22:40] <bob511> They smoked Fumero?!
[22:41] <dan2> this has got to be Letterman's strangest bit
[22:41] <catullus> COFFEEE
[22:41] <catullus> HOW DARE THEY
[22:41] <Trebbers> ahahah
[22:41] <catullus> THATS A SIGN
[22:41] <donnamartin> just a recap story? slow news day
[22:41] <catullus> THATS IT
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> a fish sleeps in the percolator
[22:41] <autarch> thassit
[22:41] <Trebbers> That whole report sounded like an email forward
[22:41] <autarch> THAAASSIt
[22:41] <ratti> I'M GONNA BEAT THE DEPRESSION OUTTA YA
[22:41] <catullus> My dad would always say that when we were acting up
[22:41] <donnamartin> 70s therapy
[22:41] <autarch> holy shit
[22:41] <catullus> He never followed up tho
[22:41] <dan2> "He lodged in there forever like a church steeple"
[22:41] <AnimeFilm> cawfee
[22:41] <catullus> So wed just laugh at him
[22:42] <donnamartin> aha dan
[22:42] <Trebbers> Why are they in such a shitty house
[22:42] <autarch> holy shit the perfect time for a happy scene
[22:42] <catullus> she is married to a dentist!
[22:42] <lhs> mother father chinese dentist
[22:42] <LowercaseTea> That scene was the director's way of telling the audience that we can pretend it

never happened now
[22:42] <dan2> this is like a ventriloquist act
[22:42] <catullus> He knocks ppls teeth out all the time
[22:42] <AnimeFilm> man this movie isnt even white balanced
[22:42] <jca> this is like when yr bro overwrites your snes save and yr parents are like 'enough moping!

its a beautiful day'
[22:42] <catullus> lol
[22:42] <donnamartin> wow DV jokes realy go over well here
[22:43] <autarch> his name is santa claus
[22:43] <jca> santa?
[22:43] <catullus> The lighting in this movie is incomprehensible
[22:43] <Trebbers> Heyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:43] <donnamartin> please whack santa
[22:43] <dan2> "He's owns the whole upper east pole"
[22:43] <autarch> who da fuck is dis guy?
[22:43] <bob511> I don't think the Italian mafia was particularly known for its white balance, though.
[22:43] <jca> how are ppl in the mob so awkward
[22:43] <AnimeFilm> its just physically bothering my eyes :(
[22:43] <LowercaseTea> "why the fuck would we need flood lights. We've got lights right in the scene"
[22:43] <catullus> This movie took place perpetually at like 8pm in summer
[22:44] <catullus> except when the genius died
[22:44] <donnamartin> lol cat
[22:44] <catullus> santa looks so out of place
[22:44] <jca> i fucking love this directing
[22:44] <donnamartin> oh tone change
[22:44] <Trebbers> They were a little confused on when the golden hour is
[22:44] <sideshowraheem> santa is just a real mall santa they grabbed
[22:44] <dan2> START SPREADIN THE NEWS
[22:44] <catullus> hes like shoved in a corner hoping everyone forgets him
[22:44] <jca> itchy zoom finger
[22:45] <catullus> Music is legally distinct from sinatra
[22:45] <autarch> tommy balotti
[22:45] <Trebbers> "Tommy Bahama is making his move!"
[22:45] <sideshowraheem> build the wall, merry christmas, the media is bad
[22:45] <donnamartin> no, i don't know what youre saying
[22:45] <catullus> Its 2pm outside and 10pm inside this car
[22:46] <donnamartin> it's to hide travolta's face
[22:46] <autarch> what the fuck are they talking about
[22:46] <donnamartin> hey-o!
[22:46] <ratti> god only knows
[22:46] <catullus> portugal and guatemala are always confused for one another
[22:46] <Trebbers> this is some Partners level shit
[22:46] <jca> this driver goes crazy for dick jokes
[22:46] <sideshowraheem> "I wouldn't fuck her with your prick, which I assume has hair on it"
[22:46] <dan2> just bustin some bawls!
[22:46] <donnamartin> gotti didn't get straight As
[22:46] <donnamartin> just the dead kid
[22:46] <catullus> everything is a cock joke
[22:47] <autarch> jesus
[22:47] <ratti> did someone get stabbed
[22:47] <catullus> Toxic Masculinity, the Movie
[22:47] <johnnyblast> and that's why you never ever ask somebody to get their fuckin shinebox
[22:47] <donnamartin> love a good mob brawl
[22:47] <LowercaseTea> You can tell from the generic knife sound
[22:47] <autarch> it doesn't make that sound when you stomp on someone
[22:47] <LowercaseTea> This is Axe Body Spray the Movie
[22:48] <donnamartin> why do'nt you get ya shinebox
[22:48] <jca> man
[22:48] <autarch> lol
[22:48] <catullus> now hes gunna get it
[22:48] <johnnyblast> i cannot believe they actually did a shot for shot remake of like the most famous

fucking scene in goodfellas
[22:48] <Trebbers> hahahahaha
[22:48] <autarch> jesus
[22:48] <autarch> you cocksuckahs
[22:48] <bob511> Walks into a barbershop, says, "Give me the Woody Woodpecker."
[22:48] <shalabi> woke gotti
[22:48] <catullus> HES GOT A GREAT FUTURE
[22:48] <@Ampersand_> lol bob
[22:48] <RIXX_> very close to tim and eric skit
[22:48] <jca> i feel like there should be a right/left hair part rock music image for the son's slicked

back/straight hair
[22:48] <lhs> someone got impaled on his haircut
[22:48] <Trebbers> gradgiate
[22:48] <autarch> that's why he's not a rocket scientist
[22:49] <autarch> holy shit i love this character
[22:49] <autarch> who is this fat guy?
[22:49] <autarch> is that kyle gas?
[22:49] <catullus> how could he kill someone with that much product in his air
[22:49] <catullus> hair
[22:49] <@Ampersand_> fuckin ants?
[22:49] <catullus> fuckin ang
[22:49] <jca> *waves arms*
[22:49] <dan2> Bad Mountain
[22:49] <donnamartin> woah voice over
[22:50] <lhs> i see they recorded these voiceovers 5 minutes after waking up travolta
[22:50] <donnamartin> bad dub alert
[22:50] <AnimeFilm> he acts with his arms
[22:50] <RIXX_> sounds like john c reilly
[22:50] <@Ampersand_> "the family recipe is on those tapes!"
[22:50] <autarch> kind of picking up a southern accent
[22:50] <ratti> thats all this guy ever says
[22:50] <ratti> BOSS IS THE BOSS IS THE BOSS
[22:50] <ratti> THE BOSS IS A BOSS AND THE BOSS
[22:50] <AnimeFilm> i can hear his teeth whistle wtf
[22:50] <catullus> we're fuuuuuucked
[22:50] <autarch> is it jeff garlin?
[22:51] <donnamartin> i 12 % follow the plot
[22:51] <jca> sorry i think i asked this already but wtf is going on
[22:51] <catullus> the editing of this movie is insane
[22:51] <sideshowraheem> there is no plot I think, it's just a bunch of scenes pasted together
[22:51] <catullus> I have no idea what year this is
[22:51] <jca> best exit ever
[22:51] <Trebbers> So odd they felt the need for a framing device
[22:51] <autarch> simply not italian enough. he gone.
[22:51] <ratti> its very experimental narratively speaking
[22:51] <donnamartin> sepia tone year
[22:51] <catullus> you cant use either travoltas face or the furniture to determine it
[22:52] <catullus> the hair says its not present day
[22:52] <AnimeFilm> this movie is all the conversations between the scenes where plot took place
[22:52] <@Ampersand_> maybe this movie is flashing before his eyes as he dies from titchin cancer
[22:52] <Trebbers> hahah
[22:52] <donnamartin> i'm 99% convinced this movie is lit so poorly b/c of travolta's face
[22:52] <jca> schraders gotta update his tarkovsky ring diagram
[22:52] <sideshowraheem> if the Sopranos taught me anything it's mob guys love getting cancer
[22:52] <catullus> Its amazing at how fucking dark it is
[22:52] <autarch> newman
[22:52] <Trebbers> Saul Porvino
[22:52] <AnimeFilm> what happened to his face?
[22:53] <catullus> its melting
[22:53] <catullus> what a world
[22:53] <jca> everyones face is cg'd in this
[22:53] <autarch> would hate to lick any of these guys on the skin
[22:53] <Trebbers> Speak up motherfucker
[22:53] <donnamartin> why are we lickin people's skin
[22:53] <catullus> youd get high like when u lick a toad
[22:53] <catullus> i like how you can hear the barstool creak
[22:54] <donnamartin> oh i see
[22:54] <autarch> those are farts
[22:54] <catullus> most directors would remove that but not this guy
[22:54] <Trebbers> hasdhadfsh
[22:54] <autarch> jackaloni
[22:54] <Trebbers> Jackaloni
[22:54] <jca> haha
[22:54] <ratti> miss jackaloney
[22:54] <autarch> holy shit
[22:54] <donnamartin> the jacket is brigher than his face
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> too much
[22:54] <nautical> what the hell
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> is this flashback?
[22:54] <@Ampersand_> too handsome to live
[22:54] <catullus> turtleneck cover up
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> or a flashforward?
[22:54] <ratti> wow
[22:54] <nautical> the red + blue contrast
[22:54] <ratti> WOW
[22:54] <ratti> HUGE TWIST
[22:54] <nautical> "FUGGETABOUTIT"
[22:54] <AnimeFilm> his duckface is an intimidation tactic
[22:54] <lhs> if the scrambled chronology is trying to hide how much this sucks, well
[22:55] <shalabi> LOL
[22:55] <lhs> it's not workng
[22:55] <catullus> ill fuckin kill u is a great thing to say to a prosecutor
[22:55] <donnamartin> um would this be a good legal move?
[22:55] <ratti> yousa rat????
[22:55] <ratti> a FUGGIN RAT
[22:55] <Trebbers> Can I get a pass
[22:55] <jca> was that...his lawyer
[22:55] <catullus> Thats the imma murder u face
[22:55] <jca> oh shit
[22:55] <sideshowraheem> "for this role we're gonna need a less attractive billy crystal"
[22:55] <ratti> thats the line of the movie
[22:55] <lhs> swort on your kid's grave
[22:55] <donnamartin> i think it was the prospecuter?
[22:55] <shalabi> i'm contemplatin OVAHERE
[22:55] <autarch> jackaloni dropped a bomb\
[22:55] <AnimeFilm> whats a king to a god
[22:55] <catullus> wait what other storu
[22:56] <catullus> This whole movie is not telling the story they are telling
[22:56] <catullus> its mind blowing
[22:56] <jca> suns out guns out babyyyyy
[22:56] <lhs> it's da fourt
[22:56] <nautical> wid interest
[22:56] <Trebbers> file footage
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> they only had the budget for 105 minutes of conversations and 5 minutes of kid

death
[22:56] <autarch> is gotti supposed to be the good guy?
[22:57] <LowercaseTea> The fireworks look like they were taped on vhs
[22:57] <autarch> this movie is so fucked up
[22:57] <nautical> he's just a guy
[22:57] <catullus> hes a fuggin guy
[22:57] <jca> loool
[22:57] <AnimeFilm> hes the peoples hero
[22:57] <AnimeFilm> of jersey
[22:57] <jca> ]taste this gristle
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> Gotti jr. has to be some producer's kid
[22:57] <@Ampersand_> "it's me, ya wife"
[22:57] <donnamartin> ya have tits
[22:57] <autarch> whoawhoawhoa IS DAT YOU? WOWZA!
[22:57] <catullus> "you walked over"
[22:57] <donnamartin> arruuuuga
[22:57] <catullus> smooth move
[22:57] <catullus> SHES NOT 16
[22:58] <AnimeFilm> yikes
[22:58] <catullus> She looks 45 wtf
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> "oh, ya hair had me thinkin you was middle aged"
[22:58] <nautical> hair
[22:58] <autarch> marisa tomei in my cousin vinny
[22:58] <ratti> joey rugs daughter
[22:58] <catullus> at least 30 years in hair
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> what the hell is that tie
[22:58] <catullus> shut your mouth marisa tomei in mcv is a GODDESS
[22:58] <ratti> are those oysters on the tie
[22:58] <lhs> old men bickering: the movie
[22:58] <@Ampersand_> maybe its Grumpy Cat?
[22:58] <donnamartin> oyster tie i would support
[22:58] <autarch> yeah, I agree marisa tomei was flawless
[22:59] <nautical> penguin tie
[22:59] <AnimeFilm> man his accent is breaking up a bit
[22:59] <catullus> A conversation in sighs
[22:59] <dan2> he's right though, you can't take a Oujia
[22:59] <catullus> well dont say that buddy
[22:59] <ratti> this movie is like one of tony soprano's long, raspy inhales
[22:59] <jca> 10 cuts at least
[22:59] <lhs> they're going to run out of filter colors soon
[22:59] <catullus> wait what
[23:00] <bob511> Stacy Keach seems like a good death pool pick, actually.
[23:00] <AnimeFilm> puncha funk kids friggin around on poker game
[23:00] <catullus> there are so many random scenes like what is this
[23:00] <nautical> Traffic looked like this.
[23:00] <Trebbers> They followed up on that guy after we stopped caring
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> i honestly thought he had, bob
[23:00] <@Ampersand_> he seems spry enough here
[23:00] <bob511> I had to check first, too.
[23:00] <lhs> joe piney and the fresh-scent gang
[23:00] <ratti> lol he just dies?
[23:00] <donnamartin> oh fuck there goes the only good actor
[23:00] <catullus> Travolta looks like hes making an asshole pucker face
[23:00] <sideshowraheem> RIP to the only halfway decent performance in this movie
[23:00] <catullus> how does the son manage to increase the grease in his hair in every scene
[23:01] <catullus> soon hes just going to tape a tub of hair gel to his head
[23:01] <ratti> look at that wig
[23:01] <autarch> who da fuck are you?
[23:01] <donnamartin> he adds grease for every year he ages
[23:01] <Trebbers> Seems like he could have waited a minute
[23:01] <catullus> why is this funeral at 8pm in the summer
[23:01] <dan2> *mourners throw marinara sauce into open grave*
[23:02] <AnimeFilm> that guys looks like a skull
[23:02] <jca> lol
[23:02] <ratti> lol dan
[23:02] <dan2> need the Chi-ku
[23:02] <ratti> an italian chef comes over with a giant pepper grinder and stands over the coffin
[23:02] <johnnyblast> tonight, dear friend, you sleep with the feast of the seven fishes
[23:02] <Trebbers> Still don't understand what's happening, movie
[23:02] <sideshowraheem> great another conversation about characters who we don't know
[23:02] <catullus> travolta doing the asshole pucker so well now
[23:02] <donnamartin> this movie had a $10M budget. $8M was bronzer
[23:02] <jca> found a new ringtone
[23:02] <Trebbers> Basuchi
[23:02] <AnimeFilm> im pretty confident the script wouldnt even make sense if we read it
[23:03] <nautical> chin
[23:03] <jca> same shot reversed, very sick
[23:03] <autarch> chin
[23:03] <autarch> makes me think of mr potatochin
[23:03] <johnnyblast> yessssssssssss
[23:03] <@Ampersand_> looool
[23:03] <dan2> EHH
[23:03] <donnamartin> oh thank god he clarified
[23:03] <lhs> the only way to take out the chin is to become the chin
[23:03] <sideshowraheem> Travalto does not want this much attention being brought to chins
[23:03] <autarch> those are the 5 boroughs
[23:03] <donnamartin> this movie needs more dialogue!
[23:03] <Trebbers> Thank god we know what they are now
[23:03] <nautical> green
[23:03] <nautical> blue
[23:03] <autarch> thank you for telling me what the boroughs are
[23:03] <catullus> each of travoltas chins were paid seperately
[23:03] <nautical> yellow
[23:03] <ratti> his accent is getting more insane
[23:04] <Trebbers> lacozanozaa
[23:04] <dan2> he's trying to make Cosa Nostra into a single sylable
[23:04] <donnamartin> i hope this movie ends with travolta giving himself a pep talk in the mirrow,

whipping his dick out
[23:04] <catullus> NOW its 85
[23:04] <autarch> 1985
[23:04] <catullus> how did like 40 years happen and we had no time markers??
[23:04] <catullus> like
[23:04] <nautical> 85 is white
[23:04] <catullus> tf is this movie
[23:04] <donnamartin> the time markers are the filters, duh
[23:04] <autarch> music
[23:04] <AnimeFilm> its a heist movie on a skyscraper  it seems
[23:04] <catullus> I have no idea who is even in this scene
[23:04] <autarch> DUNNNNNN
[23:04] <Trebbers> Brannng
[23:05] <autarch> nananannananananna
[23:05] <nautical> the beat sounded like cards on a bike wheel
[23:05] <autarch> bmmmmm
[23:05] <catullus> like there are 5 people and you cant see a single face
[23:05] <donnamartin> is the mob in the habit of giving away the goose like this?
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> name more new york streets!
[23:05] <autarch> nannananananananana
[23:05] <jca> we're gonna go there at 10
[23:05] <catullus> BAZANG
[23:05] <autarch> pshhhh
[23:05] <Trebbers> It's like they are trying in this section
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[23:05] <nautical> PITSburgh steelers
[23:05] <autarch> bonnngggg
[23:05] <AnimeFilm> maybe the camera man was wearing sunglasses at night like the actors
[23:05] <autarch> babonnggg
[23:06] <autarch> DUNNNN
[23:06] <catullus> all the actors are in witness protection
[23:06] <jca> dink a dink a dink
[23:06] <catullus> thats why we cant see their fucking faces
[23:06] <dan2> so is this the part where they finally whack Santa for stealing Gotti's chair?
[23:06] <autarch> hey it's cam from modern family
[23:06] <lhs> i got ya present right heah
[23:06] <autarch> kill him and then run away
[23:06] <catullus> FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
[23:06] <donnamartin> merry christmas ya filthy animal
[23:07] <donnamartin> aha cat
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[23:07] <catullus> yea hes def not making dinner now
[23:07] <catullus> Missed a perfect opportunity for gotti to spit out the window at the body
[23:07] <sideshowraheem> "they even killed his damn toupee"
[23:07] <nautical> high five
[23:07] <ratti> finally his full name
[23:07] <AnimeFilm> we barely even saw who that character was
[23:08] <donnamartin> oh thank you mr. reporter
[23:08] <catullus> Why he was killed?  Hes a mobster ya dumbshits
[23:08] <autarch> paul "big paul"
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> Pal "Big Paul"
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> dammit
[23:08] <catullus> OMG MORE GREASE\
[23:08] <bob511> Paul "Big Pall"
[23:08] <dan2> "He is survived by his sons Medium Paul and Small Paul"
[23:08] <autarch> did the kid get more italian?
[23:08] <bob511> He's very unhealthy-looking.
[23:08] <catullus> omg dan
[23:08] <ratti> great joke
[23:08] <sideshowraheem> what
[23:08] <autarch> he's retelling the latest bond film
[23:08] <AnimeFilm> hyuk hyuk hyuk
[23:09] <catullus> you can see everyones face but travoltas olol
[23:09] <nautical> dan wooo
[23:09] <donnamartin> music is killing me
[23:09] <nautical> good goof
[23:09] <catullus> very dipolmatic
[23:09] <donnamartin> slow claps
[23:09] <catullus> wait
[23:09] <catullus> they didnt vote
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[23:09] <@Ampersand_> the motion has been oceaned
[23:09] <shalabi> annnnnnnd slow clap to a don
[23:09] <donnamartin> was this a quorum?
[23:09] <Trebbers> He doesn't even have a seat, how can he second that shit
[23:09] <dan2> SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!
[23:09] <catullus> THIS IS NOT PROPER PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE
[23:10] <autarch> we got gin and tonics!
[23:10] <lhs> now how abouts some fuckin breadsticks
[23:10] <sideshowraheem> someone in the back whips out robert's rules of order
[23:10] <autarch> this is like revolutionary war marching music
[23:10] <donnamartin> fuck now i want bread sticks
[23:10] <AnimeFilm> mob rules you can only talk 4 inches apart
[23:10] <shalabi> soup and breadsticks for life
[23:10] <autarch> he sounds like a coach giving a post game interview
[23:10] <catullus> we had lasagne for dinner
[23:11] <catullus> feels appropriate
[23:11] <sideshowraheem> oh wow what a great guy
[23:11] <donnamartin> wait they're gonna murder a wido?
[23:11] <catullus> YESSS
[23:11] <dan2> Batman?
[23:11] <shalabi> lol
[23:11] <bob511> That is absolutely a bed bug on his tie.
[23:11] <catullus> THE MUSICCCCC
[23:11] <shalabi> dying
[23:11] <nautical> WHAT
[23:11] <catullus> fuck yes
[23:11] <lhs> they remixed the movie
[23:11] <autarch> rap by will smith
[23:11] <dan2> Batman is the head of the Gambino crime family??
[23:11] <nautical> was that a real dead body
[23:11] <AnimeFilm> gotti (beat remix)
[23:12] <autarch> put your glass on my vagine?
[23:12] <catullus> HES DA HEAD HONCHO
[23:12] <donnamartin> oh my god
[23:12] <dan2> *BLAM*
[23:12] <nautical> oh my god.
[23:12] <catullus> that was the best montage ever
[23:12] <AnimeFilm> wow
[23:12] <shalabi> non-goodfellas
[23:12] <autarch> that guy's high pitched giggle
[23:12] <donnamartin> is he gonna shoot spider?
[23:12] <shalabi> fellas of non-good stature
[23:12] <AnimeFilm> they really nailed the italian with the goodfellas line
[23:13] <nautical> the rack focuses
[23:13] <nautical> are a mess
[23:13] <bob511> Gotti only knows two Scorsese movies.
[23:13] <catullus> wow, thats quite the code
[23:13] <donnamartin> fuck you spider
[23:13] <Trebbers> Big on family values
[23:13] <catullus> HES GOT RESPECT FOR THE WIVES OK
[23:13] <nautical> mai waife
[23:13] <bob511> Whoa, those two are still walking.
[23:13] <johnnyblast> listen john gotti is just a humble family man
[23:13] <shalabi> femingotti
[23:14] <autarch> not johnny cash
[23:14] <autarch> hahahah
[23:14] <AnimeFilm> the audio mix is atrocious
[23:14] <catullus> Legally distinct from Johnny Cash
[23:14] <shalabi> glad i'm watching this on a laptop so i don't have to constantly turn it down
[23:15] <donnamartin> those guys must be sweatin out their leather asses
[23:15] <sideshowraheem> wait I thought he was in the car
[23:15] <nautical> yeah he was gone.
[23:15] <catullus> GAS PIPE CASSO
[23:15] <AnimeFilm> chin, gas pipe, pesgucci... the names
[23:16] <catullus> why is he suddenly voice overing
[23:16] <dan2> EY COP
[23:16] <nautical> shot him in the butt
[23:16] <nautical> mama mia.
[23:16] <catullus> how u do gas pipe like dat
[23:16] <shalabi> not gas pipe, not now
[23:16] <dan2> the pipe just burst
[23:16] <catullus> thats a spicy meatball
[23:16] <nautical> shot him right in the gas pipe.
[23:16] <nautical> (his butt)
[23:16] <shalabi> G for .....gonni?
[23:16] <AnimeFilm> that comedic music note, wtf
[23:17] <Trebbers> Who the fuck is this
[23:17] <AnimeFilm> rocky but skinny
[23:17] <nautical> lookin like a stromboli
[23:17] <bob511> Gas Pipe's right at home in the boiler room.
[23:17] <Trebbers> uh
[23:17] <donnamartin> he just ... shot his dick off?
[23:17] <donnamartin> right in the meatballs
[23:17] <catullus> some good dudes right here
[23:18] <autarch> joe paterno
[23:18] <nautical> is that john mayer?
[23:18] <AnimeFilm> thats a spicy meatball *licks lips*
[23:18] <catullus> he def said joe paterno
[23:18] <autarch> these guys are assholes
[23:18] <catullus> He likes tossed salad
[23:18] <nautical> there it is.
[23:18] <autarch> you can't deny that angelo has been asking about it for a long time
[23:18] <donnamartin> that's not what off the record is
[23:18] <nautical> little chat trivia: caesar salad originated in mexico
[23:19] <Trebbers> "No let ME tell YOU somethin"
[23:19] <autarch> warhorse, now on blu-ray
[23:19] <AnimeFilm> so hes in jail?
[23:19] <ratti> oh god the chin
[23:19] <catullus> where did the glasses come from
[23:19] <autarch> chin cancer
[23:19] <autarch> stage 4
[23:19] <bob511> "But this movie is just too much, John."
[23:19] <@Ampersand_> it looks like a rock formation
[23:20] <lhs> probably lenscrafters
[23:20] <donnamartin> are glasses supposed to make jr look older?
[23:20] <catullus> My dooty and manhood
[23:20] <Trebbers> hoit
[23:20] <nautical> doodie
[23:20] <dan2> he looks like the rock monster from Neverending Story
[23:20] <ratti> lil nugget of mob wisdom
[23:20] <catullus> fuuuuck
[23:20] <catullus> he does
[23:20] <catullus> I love the italian flag in the back
[23:20] <catullus> in case we forgot
[23:20] <ratti> its so perfect that this was directed by E from entourage
[23:20] <nautical> yeah set design is on point
[23:20] <autarch> this guy was not worth making a movie about
[23:21] <nautical> lived a very confusing life.
[23:21] <catullus> NO NO NO
[23:21] <AnimeFilm> pretty sure entire movie was shot in a single warehouse
[23:21] <sideshowraheem> an italian flag in every room, they're like a smoke detector at a mob hideout
[23:21] <catullus> I like how this was the cut of the film that the director is like YES
[23:21] <autarch> ratbags, I came so close to making an entourage joke earlier
[23:21] <donnamartin> what does taht mean?
[23:21] <autarch> was it actually directed by e?
[23:21] <ratti> yes
[23:21] <Trebbers> yeah boy
[23:21] <nautical> can you imagine the rough cuts
[23:22] <catullus> I imagine there is an even less coherent version out there
[23:22] <AnimeFilm> hes wearing a kramer outfi
[23:22] <AnimeFilm> outfit
[23:22] <lhs> imagine how this scene smells
[23:22] <autarch> haha
[23:22] <Trebbers> Cuts as rough as John Gotti's chin
[23:22] <donnamartin> so has he been excommunicated?
[23:22] <catullus> o no he gon get ittttt
[23:22] <Trebbers> *squeak squeak8
[23:22] <nautical> i don't know what's going on at all to be completely honest
[23:22] <autarch> that's what I was saying, about the smells, when I said I wouldn't want to lick any of

these dudes skin
[23:23] <catullus> we already established that wuld get u high afffff
[23:23] <Trebbers> Italian Andy Partridge about to cry
[23:23] <AnimeFilm> yeah i wouldnt want to lick gottis chin
[23:23] <autarch> "I got a job with geek squad"
[23:23] <donnamartin> i just don't know why we're licking people at all
[23:23] <catullus> Giotta is VERY PRINCIPLED
[23:23] <catullus> Gotti
[23:23] <catullus> Lol
[23:23] <dan2> 8 Simple Rules for Training my Teenage Mobster
[23:23] <catullus> all italians names are the same so
[23:23] <donnamartin> aha dan
[23:23] <AnimeFilm> Paul Giagotti
[23:24] <nautical> hair
[23:24] <Trebbers> apartta
[23:24] <catullus> Victoria wam bam to the moon
[23:24] <ratti> this movie could use a dose of giamatti
[23:24] <catullus> wait
[23:24] <catullus> what trial is this
[23:24] <catullus> wtf
[23:24] <donnamartin> this movie could use a dose of coherence
[23:24] <Trebbers> who is htat guy
[23:24] <Trebbers> why did he get a zoom
[23:24] <catullus> LIKE WHAT
[23:24] <donnamartin> gotti was always on trial
[23:24] <lhs> the plant on the jury
[23:24] <donnamartin> so i think this is the teflon don thing
[23:24] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:24] <catullus> Who needs to establish anytghing
[23:24] <autarch> haha
[23:24] <Trebbers> party time!
[23:24] <bob511> "Ayyyyy!"
[23:24] <Trebbers> turd victory
[23:24] <shalabi> you can do that?
[23:24] <autarch> the look on his face
[23:25] <dan2> dying @ turd victory
[23:25] <donnamartin> now, when you buy a lexus....
[23:25] <autarch> is this midi
[23:25] <dan2> lol
[23:25] <bob511> Interlude by Yo Yo Fuggitaboutit Ma
[23:25] <catullus> *Dudes stare at each other* The Movie
[23:25] <donnamartin> aha bob
[23:26] <Trebbers> Pohibited
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> mice, howevah
[23:26] <@Ampersand_> adorable
[23:26] <catullus> Gotta get a hamster insread
[23:26] <donnamartin> i really still wish pitbull was here
[23:26] <shalabi> well that was easy
[23:26] <autarch> oh wait
[23:26] <AnimeFilm> did they say they fuck rats?
[23:26] <autarch> it's john candy
[23:26] <autarch> the fat guy is john candy I think
[23:27] <autarch> I mean john goodman
[23:27] <catullus> hes gunna kiss him
[23:27] <donnamartin> i don't understand his hair
[23:27] <catullus> Like i said more grease more years
[23:27] <shalabi> "lookadis"
[23:27] <autarch> lookadis
[23:27] <AnimeFilm> is it still 1985?
[23:27] <donnamartin> sure
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> it is timeless
[23:27] <autarch> do people like this still exist?
[23:27] <catullus> Who knows
[23:27] <@Ampersand_> Johnny Gotti has become unstuck in time
[23:28] <sideshowraheem> "I get arrested constantly"
[23:28] <Trebbers> Clans?
[23:28] <autarch> holding his fingers like that. it's a marinara
[23:28] <AnimeFilm> The great country of new york
[23:28] <donnamartin> fuck cancer gets everyone
[23:28] <catullus> Angelo, I had to give you cancer
[23:29] <Trebbers> "He gave him cancer"
[23:29] <donnamartin> wow, this is some real victim blaming
[23:29] <Trebbers> gahadfhfhfhdfsahdfshdf
[23:29] <sideshowraheem> he died of a broken heart because he couldn't hang out in a shitty wood panel

basement and shoot guys
[23:29] <donnamartin> do they just think everyone is cancer/
[23:29] <donnamartin> ?*
[23:29] <catullus> this movie sure is a cancer
[23:29] <autarch> ham pick
[23:29] <@Ampersand_> gonna henpeck yr crew
[23:29] <bob511> Donny "Cancer" Cansoloni.
[23:29] <catullus> we all will die a year from now bc travolta gave us chin cancer
[23:30] <@Ampersand_> siiiiing
[23:30] <autarch> dats da sintatra shit i was tellin ya about
[23:30] <@Ampersand_> weird ass song
[23:30] <nautical> hair
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> Frank D'Angelo thinks this is amateur hour because Travolta isn't signing himself
[23:30] <donnamartin> what's that guys name, frank antenello?
[23:30] <AnimeFilm> travolta looks like a d grade ray wise
[23:30] <donnamartin> yes, raheem
[23:31] <ratti> this is the most famous song by John Sinatra
[23:31] <catullus> Legally Distinct From Sinatra take 2
[23:31] <donnamartin> fuck he's marrying jordy?
[23:31] <autarch> chinatra
[23:31] <nautical> bride of frankenstini
[23:31] <catullus> BUT SHES 16!!
[23:31] <autarch> "my little fuckin pal, hey?"
[23:31] <@Ampersand_> New Daddy's Here?
[23:31] <catullus> are they jumping into their 1st dance?
[23:31] <catullus> Jesus
[23:32] <autarch> there's a new daddy in town
[23:32] <donnamartin> ew
[23:32] <AnimeFilm> they need more friggen geniuses for the family
[23:32] <ratti> next hes going to sing
[23:32] <catullus> Who is your daddy and what does he do
[23:32] <ratti> NEWARK NEWARK
[23:32] <autarch> thumbs up
[23:32] <catullus> The black is the best scene in this movie
[23:32] <autarch> da slife of ours
[23:33] <sideshowraheem> wow this Gotti seems like a huge moron
[23:33] <ratti> all i want is a sammich
[23:33] <catullus> Dese are my wishes.  I also want a pony
[23:33] <shalabi> we gotti'm
[23:33] <autarch> this is so not fair
[23:33] <autarch> gotti deserves better
[23:34] <autarch> greasin' in the clink
[23:34] <catullus> I only killed a lot of ppl and also am a total dickhead who cant find my light
[23:34] <nautical> "sammy... SAMMY"
[23:35] <catullus> 50 dollars!!
[23:35] <autarch> god, can you believe how unfair it is? sammy is such a rat. Gotti killed those people

fair and square.
[23:35] <shalabi> heeyuck
[23:35] <autarch> hehehe
[23:35] <nautical> borat.
[23:35] <johnnyblast> ahahaha how is that real footage
[23:35] <Trebbers> "Hello darkness"
[23:35] <donnamartin> that guys was so excited for the velcro guy
[23:35] <AnimeFilm> jumps in airs and clacks heels, spinning shirt in the air "gotteem''
[23:35] <catullus> HES A WINNER JUST ASK TRUMP
[23:35] <bob511> How did they not have Kevin Connolly file footage there?
[23:35] <donnamartin> ... they rioted for a mokb boss?
[23:36] <dan2> I wonder if all these newsreel chuds got paychecks off of this
[23:36] <shalabi> Trump would have pardoned for sure
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> Eddie Lemur?
[23:36] <autarch> he was a good guy
[23:36] <@Ampersand_> i bet they all followed him to the grave
[23:36] <bob511> His son's goomba?
[23:36] <autarch> bobby boriello
[23:36] <Trebbers> What a death
[23:36] <nautical> AHHHH
[23:36] <nautical> lol that kid
[23:36] <donnamartin> didn't want to pay metallica huh?
[23:36] <catullus> Wow in front of the kid thats cold
[23:36] <autarch> great death
[23:36] <nautical> yeah this is stock music for sure
[23:36] <dan2> sis *BOOM* botta
[23:36] <catullus> They didnt want to pay anyone
[23:36] <catullus> This is the most hilarious soundtrack
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> like fada, like sahn
[23:37] <autarch> ah sahn is a tahget
[23:37] <catullus> OMG THE YELLING ON THE PHONE
[23:37] <AnimeFilm> the pay pah
[23:37] <nautical>  taaahget
[23:37] <nautical> his hair looks great.
[23:37] <@Ampersand_> you slaughter me in bed???
[23:37] <autarch> what world u talkin about?
[23:37] <donnamartin> oh swearing in bed means no take backsies
[23:37] <autarch> shaht da fahk ahp
[23:37] <dan2> deez fuckin brawds
[23:37] <ratti> so many classic new yahk shots
[23:37] <donnamartin> get back here i love you bitch!
[23:37] <shalabi> wheryuguing
[23:38] <johnnyblast> aaaaand nothing else mattaaahhhhsss
[23:38] <Trebbers> exactly
[23:38] <nautical> someone got paid for this song
[23:38] <nautical> that was sitting in a library
[23:38] <nautical> for decades.
[23:38] <dan2> background music is knockoff Black Ablum-era Metallica
[23:39] <sideshowraheem> nevah cared for what they doooo
[23:39] <dan2> yess
[23:39] <@Ampersand_> get yr chin on straight
[23:39] <nautical> lol
[23:39] <catullus> gotti takes a leak
[23:39] <autarch> guitar center sessions
[23:39] <catullus> THE WATER HERE SUCKS
[23:39] <AnimeFilm> lol
[23:39] <Trebbers> Gotti stay hydraded
[23:39] <catullus> PRISON IS A NIGHTMARE
[23:39] <dan2> I wanna see how the "What they did was very unfair!" guy feels about all this
[23:40] <AnimeFilm> they gave him plastic cups cause he kept smashing stuff
[23:40] <nautical> how long is this song
[23:40] <catullus> 14 years
[23:40] <Trebbers> Why does the son live in a nicer house than dad
[23:40] <autarch> wait, he's their dad? he's like 19
[23:40] <dan2> but I KNO-OOO-WWWWWWWW
[23:40] <catullus> Hes 19 or 35
[23:40] <nautical> what year is this
[23:40] <autarch> because the's the new daddy, Trebbers
[23:40] <donnamartin> way chiller than id' think you'd be
[23:40] <AnimeFilm> face is 15 body is 30
[23:40] <ratti> you still have to knock
[23:41] <catullus> They didint even try knocking
[23:41] <autarch> body is 69 imo
[23:41] <catullus> yeah it is heeeeyo
[23:41] <Trebbers> Didn't expect to heard 'daddy' so much in this
[23:41] <catullus> I did ;)
[23:41] <catullus> OGD
[23:41] <catullus> Original Gotti Daddy
[23:41] <lhs> and nothing else is important
[23:41] <autarch> he's reading up on rocket science in prison
[23:41] <catullus> 92 ohhhh
[23:42] <catullus> okay
[23:42] <AnimeFilm> nostrils intensify
[23:42] <nautical> he's at juvi
[23:42] <autarch> even the lawyers are italian
[23:42] <donnamartin> He's gotti get out of here
[23:42] <nautical> he'll be out when he turns 18
[23:42] <ratti> do yourself a favor and google the real junior gotti
[23:43] <nautical> nerd alert
[23:43] <dan2> break their holes??????
[23:43] <catullus> Real gotti jr is Daddy
[23:43] <autarch> lotta tinkin
[23:43] <lhs> i hope he means only 5 minutes left in the movie
[23:43] <nautical> no touching
[23:43] <@Ampersand_> i dun know if i gaht through that thick hair a yours
[23:44] <catullus> Its prison they can touch lol
[23:44] <catullus> Why do i know this
[23:44] <autarch> now give daddy a kiss
[23:44] <catullus> YESS
[23:44] <autarch> there it is
[23:44] <autarch> nanananana
[23:44] <autarch> music
[23:44] <catullus> *labored breathing*
[23:44] <autarch> danananananana
[23:45] <nautical> half turtle neck
[23:45] <nautical> J R GOFT
[23:45] <@Ampersand_> donating his chin to science
[23:45] <nautical> lol
[23:45] <catullus> fuuuuuck
[23:45] <autarch> you tryna fuckin kill me, doc?
[23:45] <@Ampersand_> pfffft
[23:45] <donnamartin> are we supposed to feel he can't speak anymore?
[23:46] <Trebbers> They're going to put that chin in a jar and stick it next to Rasputin's dick
[23:46] <catullus> haha that no no no gesture
[23:46] <AnimeFilm> i still dont know what the hell is going on
[23:46] <catullus> wait didnt peter die
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> being in incredible pain to own the libs
[23:46] <ratti> handheld is a nice touch
[23:46] <catullus> which fuckin kid is this
[23:46] <ratti> the useless one
[23:46] <shalabi> what's with the home video camerawork OVAHERE
[23:47] <catullus> THIS MOVIE MAKES NO SENSE
[23:47] <lhs> my son peter, who i forgot i even had
[23:47] <donnamartin> we adopted peter after frankie died
[23:47] <catullus> This movie is like "Oh and by the way" The Movie
[23:47] <@Ampersand_> his final words were "at least there's still hair on my prick"
[23:47] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:47] <catullus> loool
[23:47] <donnamartin> i hurt myself, today
[23:47] <sideshowraheem> lol amp
[23:47] <shalabi> Wish you were here
[23:47] <shalabi> oh wait
[23:47] <autarch> a very sad day
[23:47] <ratti> omg
[23:47] <dan2> oh my god
[23:47] <ratti> the song
[23:47] <catullus> \FUCKL MEEEE
[23:47] <donnamartin> aha amp
[23:47] <johnnyblast> fucking
[23:47] <johnnyblast> incredible
[23:47] <sideshowraheem> what a soundtrack
[23:47] <catullus> This is the song they pay for
[23:47] <Trebbers> Hell yes public domain
[23:47] <catullus> Im dying
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> ahahahaha
[23:48] <autarch> everyone knows
[23:48] <nautical> joanna newsome
[23:48] <catullus> He killed me
[23:48] <AnimeFilm> the riff is legally different
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> yes he did
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> he literally di
[23:48] <autarch> ditka
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> we saw it
[23:48] <dan2> oh well when you put it like that...
[23:48] <autarch> that was literally mike ditka
[23:48] <@Ampersand_> this is insane
[23:48] <shalabi> white people 7
[23:48] <catullus> gotti da man
[23:48] <sideshowraheem> lol the crime rate started plummetting right after
[23:48] <nautical> maga types
[23:48] <AnimeFilm> kept the neighborhood safe from who? hmm
[23:48] <catullus> wow that poster
[23:48] <donnamartin> i don't feel like i understand this any better
[23:48] <autarch> you heard it here from a 15 year old. John Gotti is the man.
[23:48] <Trebbers> omg
[23:48] <ratti> so we're supposed to take away from this that gotti was good?
[23:49] <dan2> is there a National Gotti Day in this universe?
[23:49] <johnnyblast> in my experience this is how italians on staten island still feel about john gotti

fwiw
[23:49] <catullus> No no no this is all wrong
[23:49] <autarch> how da fuck am i supposed to read dis?
[23:49] <autarch> i'm fuckin illiterate!
[23:49] <shalabi> Donald 'Don 'John' Gotti' Trump
[23:49] <lhs> a hundred more fuckin years of this movie
[23:49] <dan2> "YOU PROMISED ME 95 MORE YEARS AND NOTHING MORE"
[23:49] <nautical> "i can't read"
[23:49] <ratti> his hair grey?
[23:50] <ratti> omg
[23:50] <donnamartin> ah, the old tattle tale defense
[23:50] <dan2> D.A. Don Rickles
[23:50] <ratti> his hair is spray dyed
[23:50] <ratti> grey
[23:50] <AnimeFilm> he still gets hair gel in jail
[23:50] <catullus> yes thats a human right
[23:50] <AnimeFilm> for italians its like water
[23:51] <catullus> HE HAS TO WALK THROUGH WATER
[23:51] <dan2> takin him to Cell Block 99
[23:51] <sideshowraheem> to drain the swamp
[23:51] <dan2> BRING. HIM. BACK.
[23:51] <@Ampersand_> the life of crime, yes
[23:51] <johnnyblast> i cannot believe this is a metaphor for travolta's life
[23:52] <catullus> hes earned it by taking a plea deal duh
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> posthumous voiceover
[23:52] <ratti> junior gotti's kids are in prison iRL
[23:52] <bob511> Wait, is Gotti still narrating?
[23:52] <nautical> post mortem VO
[23:52] <donnamartin> wow
[23:52] <catullus> wait hes narrating from the grave
[23:52] <johnnyblast> holy fucking shit
[23:52] <ratti> wow
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> ahahaha
[23:52] <ratti> this is anti government?
[23:52] <ratti> LMAO
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> what a fucking post script
[23:52] <shalabi> oh no
[23:52] <donnamartin> .........................
[23:52] <@Ampersand_> lol
[23:52] <catullus> OHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOODDDDD
[23:52] <shalabi> JESUS CHRIST
[23:52] <johnnyblast> oh my god
[23:52] <autarch> holuy shit
[23:52] <nautical> shut uppppp
[23:52] <Trebbers> Can't believe these animals did him like that
[23:52] <ratti> HOLY SHIT
[23:52] <AnimeFilm> this movie director also made full metal alchemist the movie
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> in.sane.
[23:52] <autarch> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
[23:52] <autarch> HAHAHAHAH
[23:53] <shalabi> incredible
[23:53] <autarch> THAT LAST LINE
[23:53] <dan2> that's amazing
[23:53] <lhs> bad
[23:53] <ratti> that ending was fantastic
[23:53] <nautical> wow this song
[23:53] <autarch> And then the cut to rap music
[23:53] <sideshowraheem> hell yeah classic narration song
[23:53] <donnamartin> the ending was the only good part
[23:53] <autarch> THE SONG
[23:53] <johnnyblast> i feel like i'm dissociating
[23:53] <catullus> That ending has me dying
[23:53] <@Ampersand_> Harvey Winterstein
[23:53] <catullus> Im dead
[23:53] <catullus> so so so dead
[23:53] <catullus> SLAYED FULLY
[23:53] <johnnyblast> thank u pitbull for this credits song
[23:53] <nautical> unreal good
[23:53] <ratti> i cant believe that post script
[23:53] <sideshowraheem> some say the chat died of cancer, I think they died of a broken brain
[23:53] <autarch> Holy shit it's actually pitbull isnt it
[23:53] <donnamartin> ican't beleive anything
[23:53] <dan2> lol raheem
[23:53] <catullus> might be the best 30 seconds of any movie
[23:54] <donnamartin> is anything real?
[23:54] <autarch> The ending was unforgettable
[23:54] <@Ampersand_> now dat's a fuggin moovie
[23:54] <donnamartin> unfuggatable, duh
[23:54] <autarch> I'm still in stitches
[23:54] <ratti> i cant believe they made a movie to defend john gotti
[23:54] <ratti> "look all he did was have conversations!"
[23:54] <AnimeFilm> special thanks to the gotti family
[23:54] <Trebbers> He was just trying to feed his family
[23:54] <catullus> I cant believe moviepass paid for part of this
[23:55] <donnamartin> thanks to goodfellas
[23:55] <Trebbers> Moviepass up for a RICO charge
[23:55] <catullus> Im crying
[23:55] <ratti> kevin connolly is now being surveilled by the fbi
[23:55] <bob511> That would be the least surprising thing, in all serious, Trebek.
[23:55] <ratti> now theyre playing the real tapes
[23:55] <bob511> Er, seriousness.
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[23:55] <catullus> ok back to hanging up my clean laundry
[23:55] <johnnyblast> i'm going to go for a long walk and think about my life
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[23:55] <donnamartin> that was so much worse than i thought it would be
[23:56] <autarch> thank you E from entourage
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[23:56] <catullus> i just watched all the dirty laundry i can handle
[23:56] <donnamartin> thank gotti to moviepass
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:01 am

that was great. can someone upload the last 30 seconds to youtube?
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Postby Darlene » Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:37 am

cant believe i missed this
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Postby wintergreen » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:40 am

crosspost from the ireland thread:

aububs wrote:michael flatly has written, produced, directed and is starring in a movie. and he put eric roberts in it. this is gonna be the film of the century.

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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:18 am

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Postby aububs » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:24 am

apparently it's a rip off of Casablanca

it can't fail. I'm so excited for it
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:19 am

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Postby Ampersand » Sat Jul 07, 2018 5:41 pm

Ampersand wrote:This Sunday,
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:04 am

Tonight! The dB is a little restricted atm, so if you need the movie shoot me a PM
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:06 pm

Ampersand wrote:Tonight! The dB is a little restricted atm, so if you need the movie shoot me a PM
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:10 pm

Two hours until showtime!
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:53 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: The Roommate
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:45 pm

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<Ampersand_> PAUSE ON 00:00 PLEASE
<Ampersand_> COUNTDOWN TIME, START ON 1
<autarch> hold on
<autarch> i'm buffering
<Ampersand_> lemme know
<dan2> KEEP HONKING, I'M BUFFERING
<lhs> this is no time for realplayer
<theroomkayke> why is this movie so wide
<ratmate> to see the whole room
<Trebbers> got snakes in it
<sideshowraheem> hey are you talking about this movie or my ex-wife
<Ampersand_> lol
<bob511> No square foot gone to waste.
<theroomkayke> all good answers, thank you
<autarch> 2 mins
<dan2> what about a rat movie that turns into a snake movie
<autarch> i'm just downloading it now
<ratmate> wow autarch holding us up
<ratmate> typical
<Ampersand_> jeeeeez
<dan2> W O W
<autarch> oh geez
<autarch> you know
<Trebbers> outrage
<bob511> Yeah, streaming from DB is not reliable.
<autarch> I don't need this shit
<sideshowraheem> thankfully this one barely slid over the 90 minute mark
<autarch> I don't need this bullshit from you ratbags
<Ampersand_> we need this shit
<autarch> It's not so easy being me
<ratmate> some of us have JOBS
<autarch> You know, life aint a cakewalk
<theroomkayke> my life is a kaykewalk
<theroomkayke> don't run much
<Ampersand_> some jobs, no hope, little cash
<autarch> hey, guess what ratbags, I have a job too.
<ratmate> autarch is definitely the guy scream-whispering his friends name in a dark theatre when he shows up late
<sideshowraheem> remember when Dropbox would stream for 10 minutes then no more? what was that shit?
<autarch> about 43 seconds left
<dan2> here's a trailer to watch in that time
<dan2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uQL7dbvHHU
<Ampersand_> damn
<Ampersand_> i am into this
<dan2> it's got Ice T in it
<Ampersand_> yeah good cast
<ratmate> have we watched DEEP COVER yet
<bob511> "captured from the 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) VHS tape. This tape is labeled 61991 and released in (2003)"
<sideshowraheem> oh wow glad to know they took this from the 2 Fast 2 Furious VHS release
<Trebbers> ahah
<bob511> Thorough YouTube captioning.
<ratmate> with laurence fishburne and jeff goldblum
<Trebbers> Finally! I found it! I remember putting 2 fast 2 furious vhs tape in just so I can see this trailer! but  also RIP Paul Walker
<autarch> ok i'm ready
<autarch> sry
<autarch> about that
<Ampersand_> alright
<ratmate> everyone the KING IS READY NOW
<Ampersand_> START ON 1
<Ampersand_> 3
<Ampersand_> 2
<Ampersand_> 1
<Trebbers> bobbin my head already
<sideshowraheem> we're already rockin out
<ratmate> cant believe i saw this in theatres
<autarch> yeah this is some good music
<AnimeFilm> this is my jam
<Ampersand_> a bop
<sideshowraheem> we're indie rockin out
<AnimeFilm> LOS ANGELES, 2003
<ratmate> i think i gave it a positive review on my old movie message board
<autarch> this song is actually v nice
<autarch> john 316
<sideshowraheem> she's gonna get a stunner as soon as she walks in
<theroomkayke> oh dang I want a movie about that desk girl and her wig
<AnimeFilm> What does she study?
<autarch> this movie was made by a christian
<ratmate> this is a very veronica mars aesthetic
<Ampersand_> totally
<dan2> dead on
<Trebbers> Billy Zane is the only actor I recognize from this
<sideshowraheem> Veronica Mercury
<bob511> Not enough gel lighting to be Veronica Mars
<autarch> minka kelly
<autarch> i recognize her
<autarch> wait
<autarch> is that aly or aj from aly and aj?
<Trebbers> I know some of the names
<Ampersand_> need some t-shirts worn over long sleeved shirts to get the full V Mars feel
<sideshowraheem> Jon Gary Steele is a great name
<dan2> Ratzone
<theroomkayke> I love all these side characters, this movie looks so much older than it is
<ratmate> thats me
<ratmate> love putting pics of celebs on my wall
<Trebbers> Don't tape shit to your wall
<theroomkayke> AAAH it's bonnie from vamp diaries
<sideshowraheem> gonna lose that deposit
<Ampersand_> whoa, kayke, both Elena and Bonnie are in this
<Trebbers> hahaha
<theroomkayke> roommate diaries
<sideshowraheem> this guy is going fuckin nuts on that keyboard
<ratmate> ive never been to a house party with one of these live local bands crammed in the corner of the living room
<ratmate> but i always see them in movies
<autarch> this is giving me gilmore vibes
<ratmate> i saw a punk band in a garage once i guess
<Ampersand_> "i guess you can say i made you wet hyuck hyuck"
<theroomkayke> I've been to house parties with more bands than party guests
<AnimeFilm> idk if this is what college looks like
<autarch> ABC family vibes. The TV Show Greek. I never saw an episode, but I saw the trailer a ton and the song is burned into my brain.
<sideshowraheem> this guy is like 35
<Trebbers> yeah
<autarch> 3 cups and you automatically die. it's like Monster energy drink
<ratmate> he tried to charm her with date rape
<theroomkayke> He looks like an evil degrassi character
<sideshowraheem> he's ailed college since 1998
<sideshowraheem> f
<dan2> this guy seems like he's got it all figured out
<sideshowraheem> explains his hair
<ratmate> "wait, my date rape line didn't work??"
<autarch> love to take it off
<Trebbers> what in th world
<autarch> NO! TRACY! SHIT!!
<ratmate> he's doubling down
<bob511> Leaving the friend to just ride the elevator all night.
<theroomkayke> ew I hate this guy and his whole deal
<Trebbers> "The frat pays me in rape"
<dan2> oh ho ho, you scoundrel
<AnimeFilm> he really doesnt look separate from the frat guys
<ratmate> tim riggins would MURDER that guy
<sideshowraheem> this guy is taking dane cook's style like 3 years after he was popular
<autarch> that dude is like 15 years away from an aarp card
<Ampersand_> "you twin"
<Trebbers> uh a ghost
<autarch> damn
<lhs> rebarka
<autarch> "you so ugly i gotta barf"
<autarch> sick burn
<sideshowraheem> her shirt is still covered in beer
<Trebbers> Why is it so dark
<ratmate> my friend turned to me at that point in the film in the theatre and said
<ratmate> "She's the roommate"
<Trebbers> ahahah
<Ampersand_> lol
<ratmate> and he was totally serious
<dan2> lol
<sideshowraheem> ahaha rat
<sideshowraheem> proto chappie tweet
<autarch> hmmm. why is she up so early? somethings not right
<ratmate> she's young
<ratmate> you recover faster
<bob511> Little hair 'o the dog that roofie'd ya.
<autarch> i don't trust her. eerie music plays in her background
<Ampersand_> "yeah i drew you while you slept in your own vomit"
<Trebbers> Bookstore time boyeee
<autarch> "uh god"
<ratmate> wow there goes autarch's theory
<ratmate> good work, detective
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> looking back upon it, the Sony Ericson was a weird name for a phone
<ratmate> hate ex boyfriends
<bob511> ULA
<Trebbers> This girl is a dummy
<theroomkayke> that's what you get
<ratmate> he ditched the love of his life for a school named "Brown"
<sideshowraheem> I'm going to have difficulty telling these two apart even though they have slightly different hair
<Trebbers> I duretz
<sideshowraheem> speaking of hair
<autarch> clothes horse?
<dan2> TOTAL clothes horse
<theroomkayke> "clothes horse"?
<ratmate> people had the same problem with single white female raheem
<autarch> I'm a total weed horse
<ratmate> clothes? that's where i'm a trojan
<theroomkayke> at leas she's not a horse horse
<autarch> wow. she's a real art horse.
<dan2> "is this one dress...human skin?"
<Ampersand_> lol
<Trebbers> SPRINKLERS!
<ratmate> *flipping thru her dresses* these are my old roommates
<sideshowraheem> at least they're more different than The Covenant
<autarch> this is my roommate horse
<Ampersand_> how about beb
<ratmate> "oh totally cool"
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> big becky fan here
<AnimeFilm> beba
<dan2> the name, I mean
<Ampersand_> oh my
<autarch> beebop
<ratmate> here he is
<ratmate> the zanester
<Trebbers> yesyesyes
<Ampersand_> ominous fedora
<Trebbers> verang
<ratmate> playing a fashion professor is what billy zane was born to do
<dan2> Jason Zantham
<Ampersand_> let's just do the Billy Zane filmography
<AnimeFilm> she looks like britney spears
<theroomkayke> because of her hat, duh
<ratmate> "because im the protagonist"
<dan2> Actor (154 credits)
<Ampersand_> doable
<dan2> Ghosts of War (post-production) Actor
<dan2> I like the sounds of that
<Trebbers> The last couple years before Billy let the D'Onofrioing take hold
<theroomkayke> "two things I can't teach-- a hat and a scarf"
<autarch> "what about sex? can you teach sex?"
<ratmate> lol frienderz
<AnimeFilm> I didnt even know ive seen him in twin peaks
<ratmate> the only time ive sent someone a drink
<Trebbers> Wait are they supposed to be freshmen
<sideshowraheem> her head must be so sweaty right now
<ratmate> she absolutely destroyed me cause i didnt send her friends drinks too
<ratmate> so now i dont do that anymore
<ratmate> it was very embarrassing but also educational
<autarch> SOmeone needs to bust out a sick icebreaker
<Trebbers> Will be disappointed if the roommate doesn't wear that hat too
<autarch> holy shit
<autarch> collect call
<sideshowraheem> it's chekov's fedora, she has to talk about Sam Harris in the third act
<autarch> in 2011
<dan2> Night Stalks at the Diner
<Trebbers> Prisoners are the only people collect calling at this point
<theroomkayke> hmmm
<autarch> she seems nice
<theroomkayke> like I know she's crazy but if I didn't I'd be into it
<Ampersand_> we're walking into the modern pieces. hold onto your butts
<ratmate> id be at brown so fast after that
<ratmate> wow a camera?????
<Ampersand_> this one's going directly onto Friendzer
<theroomkayke> just kiss already
<Trebbers> "It's a fedora"
<sideshowraheem> da fuck
<Ampersand_> "i named this one Emily"
<autarch> hahaha
<dan2> lol amp
<ratmate> "i always wanted a sister i could kill"
<autarch> richard prince owns though
<Trebbers> Oh she only watches films
<Ampersand_> lol i love that the roommate is a snob
<ratmate> im not sure that was what the movie was about but ok
<Trebbers> ahahahah
<sideshowraheem> what the fuck is this song
<bob511> Need to frame that poster.
<AnimeFilm> sounds like empire of the sun
<ratmate> i wrote this song...
<autarch> drips from your eyeyeyeyes
<Trebbers> FedEx'ed that poster
<AnimeFilm> which is like an mgmt knock off from this time
<Ampersand_> RMMT
<Trebbers> ahah
<ratmate> lol
<dan2> back to the stable
<lhs> oh no
<Trebbers> Oh no kitty is not going to make it
<ratmate> this part is directly lifted from single white female
<autarch> GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF HERE
<AnimeFilm> lol
<Trebbers> SARAH WHAT DID YOU DO
<sideshowraheem> The Devil Wears a Kitty
<ratmate> "i can't wait to kill this"
<autarch> "Tonight, we dine like kings"
<Ampersand_> pffffffft
<AnimeFilm> IM ALLERGIC TO CATS
<Trebbers> Cuddlz
<Trebbers> *puts necklace on Cuddlz*
<lhs> i'm so stressed out about the fate of this kitten
<ratmate> have you seen single white female, lhs?
<theroomkayke> she's gonna kill the dead sister
<lhs> nope
<ratmate> oh shit
<ratmate> im sorry
<autarch> hahahah
<ratmate> sick new york shirt
<sideshowraheem> jesus christ
<autarch> the shirt
<bob511> Lids.  Always forget lids.
<lhs> he's 40 today
<Ampersand_> i hate this man's face
<dan2> I genuinely shuddered when he did that smile
<theroomkayke> that guy is me
<theroomkayke> I want my mocha
<autarch> is that the guy from Phil of the Future?
<Trebbers> Guys in this shop all look like they
<autarch> the 40 year old guy
<Trebbers> 're from the local halfway home
<autarch> is that Phil from Phil of the Future?
<theroomkayke> their common room looks like the Dollhouse
<AnimeFilm> they really do look hard to tell apart
<autarch> label lord
<theroomkayke> such a label horse
<Trebbers> ahaah
<ratmate> oh god
<AnimeFilm> y i k e s
<theroomkayke> *screaming*
<autarch> ear horse
<Ampersand_> my kinda hardcore
<Trebbers> seems like it's more involved that that?
<sideshowraheem> oh no now she has the taste for human blood
<dan2> please, see a professional, like at the Piercing Pagoda
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> yeah there is nothing about her I don't like so far
<AnimeFilm> wait, that was the 'bad' one?
<Ampersand_> Piercing Pagoda is where i got my ear pierced
<Ampersand_> still leaking puss 20 years later
<lhs> it takes more work for me to get earrings in and my ears are pierced
<theroomkayke> be best friends with these two instead, they're rad
<lhs> she must have the bodily integrity of a two month old tangerine
<autarch> the only way rebecca could get better would be if she killed her
<ratmate> not weird at all
<autarch> "what do you mean?"
<autarch> "You're making a big fuss out of nothing"
<sideshowraheem> "you're just jealous because the audience can tell us apart"
<bob511> "Like some psycho, but single.  And white."
<Trebbers> ahah
<autarch> hahahah
<Trebbers> oh god BZ's tie
<ratmate> id watch a whole movie about billy zane's character
<ratmate> horny fashion professor
<sideshowraheem> fashion guy can barely tie his own tie
<dan2> I'm hoping Billy doesn't end up biting it
<Ampersand_> "i'm The Roommate!"
<autarch> I identify with the professor strongly. I've been horny before so I know how he feels.
<dan2> but I can't think of any other reason to make him a character
<Ampersand_> yeah he's way deas
<sideshowraheem> I feel like Zane might have to save her in the end
<Ampersand_> *dead
<lhs> zane designs her college prom dress
<sideshowraheem> wait who is this?
<theroomkayke> the friend from facebook
<theroomkayke> er friendzster
<sideshowraheem> Dane Book
<Ampersand_> taking it off, once again
<autarch> Why are there two love interests?
<Trebbers> This is like a love octagon
<AnimeFilm> shes "psycho"
<sideshowraheem> I wonder if this director has seen any Alfred Hitchcock movies
<autarch> Lame Crook
<AnimeFilm> Hes seen birdemic
<ratmate> chekhov's bellybutton ring
<autarch> aw, rats! no ass!
<theroomkayke> this is why you should always shower with a buddy
<autarch> it's the d'angelo video all over again
<Ampersand_> probably more Eli Roth's bellybutton ring
<dan2> see this is where my idea for a glow in the dark belly button ring would really pay off
<sideshowraheem> that one is going on celebbellybuttons.com
<autarch> one ring to rule them all
<Trebbers> just leave the room
<theroomkayke> this is when you say "I'm clean enough" and head back to your room
<Trebbers> what
<sideshowraheem> much like that scene in The Covenant she probably should have just left instead of looking around
<autarch> yessss
<sideshowraheem> no
<sideshowraheem> oh fuck
<Trebbers> clenched up
<AnimeFilm> ouchies
<sideshowraheem> this movie loves piercing pain
<dan2> not much of a quip horse, is she
<ratmate> she should've said
<ratmate> "don't forget to wash your belly button"
<theroomkayke> "I don't like it so I took the ring off it"
<autarch> chris hanson
<bob511> Plus, she's going to be covered in ringworm.
<Trebbers> Hope they don't up the piercing trauma for this dude
<sideshowraheem> she's going to take off his tats with a cheese grater
<Ampersand_> i hate this man passionately
<AnimeFilm> he seems like his name would be chadwick
<Ampersand_> Chadwick Broman
<theroomkayke> he looks a little like kristen bell's husband
<autarch> This guy has one facial expression
<Trebbers> Guy is having a hell of a time with his continuing legal education class
<AnimeFilm> his eyebrows fold over his eyes as natural sun protection
<Trebbers> Gonna take out a book in his name and not return it
<theroomkayke> being creepy makes you a ninja
<Ampersand_> we should crawl inside my hat together
<lhs> it seems like they actually hate each other
<autarch> to be fair, she's 35 as well
<autarch> so it's not that weird
<Trebbers> what
<Ampersand_> creep shot
<sideshowraheem> whoever made this loves midriff
<ratmate> this movie is full of navel gazing
<theroomkayke> put the dirty undies into the pizza box and slide he pizza box under the bed
<Trebbers> dude, you know she has low standards
<autarch> what a slob
<Trebbers> just fuck it
<AnimeFilm> aggressively shoves pizza slices into used socks
<Trebbers> Did we even see Jason?
<sideshowraheem> "yeah it's me but my hair is like 25% more blonde"
<ratmate> this song is a little on the nose
<AnimeFilm> thats a weird shot
<ratmate> the sister picture is a little much
<autarch> did this scene really need to go into another stanza?
<sideshowraheem> now this is directing
<lhs> not in front of the kitten
<autarch> don't make a sound
<ratmate> roommates live together, eat together, orgasm together
<Trebbers> Lets see some belly button tonging
<theroomkayke> power move
<Trebbers> "Don't lay down here"
<ratmate> cuddles is like "youre not going to believe what this psycho did"
<theroomkayke> lmao I love cuddles
<Ampersand_> the fuck is this hat
<sideshowraheem> they need to distinguish everyone with hats
<theroomkayke> E A T
<autarch> it's called a buray
<theroomkayke> bluray
<Ampersand_> and bu ray!
<autarch> and blue ray
<AnimeFilm> oh no
<sideshowraheem> this movei is almost as poorly lit as Gotti
<theroomkayke> : ((((
<theroomkayke> OMG
<ratmate> LHS, close your eyes
<autarch> jfc
<autarch> this is not good
<sideshowraheem> oh come on
<autarch> i'm out
<autarch> what the fuck
<autarch> this is so fucked
<lhs> :<
<autarch> did they actually harm any cats?
<Ampersand_> Cuddles is Fluffy now
<bob511> Can confirm that cats love warm laundry, though.
<Ampersand_> kittykarma
<AnimeFilm> yes 20 cuddles stunt doubles were harmed in the filming
<ratmate> the puppy in single white female got it worse
<theroomkayke> Why kill cuddles, just let it go
<Trebbers> Shit, what happened to cuddles
<ratmate> her violence is driven by an obsession with possession
<autarch> do you think the one who got her bellybutton ripped does her own stunts?
<lhs> i have to go pet my cats now, brb
<Trebbers> Dryer?
<ratmate> if she can't have the object of her desire, she destroys the object
<ratmate> i write about this in my book
<dan2> we didn't _see_ Cuddles actually die, so there's still a chance she comes back at the end to settle the score
<Ampersand_> HAT THE FUCK
<autarch> now he has a blu ray too
<ratmate> The Roommate
<theroomkayke> fashion
<dan2> this movie is a hat on a hat
<ratmate> KINKY
<autarch> kinky :ahuh:
<Ampersand_> dark vaginal recesses
<autarch> put a cork in her, zane
<Ampersand_> pull in closer, please, camera
<Trebbers> veering into Goldblum territory
<bob511> "One day you're shooting a movie in 2003, the next thing it gets released in 2011 and none of the clothing looks right."
<sideshowraheem> yikes, this is inzane
<theroomkayke> how could she resist that hat
<autarch> Why didn't she kiss him back? It's BILLY FUCKING ZANE!
<dan2> to think I looked up to you Billy
<lhs> wait billy zane kissed her?
<theroomkayke> yee
<autarch> yeah
<sideshowraheem> welp so much for the Zane saviour hypothesis
<lhs> what a scene to miss
<bob511> "Got an O in Psych"
<autarch> hahaha
<Ampersand_> lol
<autarch> bob5111
<sideshowraheem> *Billy Zane voice * My ex-wife
<autarch> Billy horny
<theroomkayke> "how to take them off!!!"
<dan2> "I'm really getting into fashion"
<autarch> what?!
<sideshowraheem> TAKE HIS HAT
<dan2> she's wearing a wire
<bob511> "You little teeth"
<autarch> jfc
<autarch> billy is awful
<Ampersand_> poor innocent lecher
<autarch> billy wtf
<Trebbers> This makes no sense
<autarch> another loveable teacher
<ratmate> so thats marc jacobs
<theroomkayke> A woman professor? wow
<autarch> yessss
<Ampersand_> that's what you call kittenkarma
<sideshowraheem> Warmplay
<autarch> this soundtrack rules
<dan2> The Walters?
<ratmate> is this dashboard confessional
<AnimeFilm> shes just being a guardian angel
<autarch> the walthers
<theroomkayke> what's a walther?
<sideshowraheem> it's a gun I think
<ratmate> the werthers would be a sick band name
<theroomkayke> lol rat
<sideshowraheem> that would certainly be original
<ratmate> WOW
<lhs> more like no patrol
<ratmate> lol
<Ampersand_> lol
<bob511> Plus, the dorm Internet is super fast over the break.
<autarch> I'm not so Keane on this band
<sideshowraheem> lol autarch
<theroomkayke> yikes
<theroomkayke> YIKES!!!
<Trebbers> Time to hijack a plane
<sideshowraheem> she's going to carve a backwards B into her face
<Trebbers> uh
<autarch> wtf are you doing like girl NOOO
<bob511> This is where we keep our peacock feathers and boxcutters.
<dan2> now she's gonna blackmail Cuddles
<AnimeFilm> this isnt the last navel we will see
<theroomkayke> I'll be hiding inside my t shirt until this is over
<theroomkayke> GO TO THE NURSE
<Trebbers> The belly button bandit
<lhs> good thing she knows how to sew
<autarch> "hell no, acab" - rebecca
<ratmate> this director is the tarantino of bellybuttons
<autarch> The curious case of Benjamin Bellybutton
<dan2> this guy looks like he's constantly been maced
<ratmate> lol
<theroomkayke> lol
<autarch> haha holy shit
<Trebbers> 1234
<autarch> 1234 murder avenue
<ratmate> welcome to PSYCHO PALACE
<theroomkayke> "these are my PARENTS' gardeners"
<ratmate> "this is the room where i learned to be a mate"
<autarch> jesus. what a ray of sunshine she is.
<Trebbers> Parents acting like they interrupted a sex party
<ratmate> look at her bed
<ratmate> that bed is a psychopath warning sign
<Ampersand_> "well i have had other roommates"
<theroomkayke> eye to turkey transition bops
<ratmate> i hope you don't mind eating HUMANS
<autarch> Hello, Mr. and Mrs. O'Path, your daughter Psych is here to see you
<sideshowraheem> dollar store tilda swinton married to dollar store Buffalo Bill
<AnimeFilm> Is this Jork Nicholson
<theroomkayke> dork brown
<sideshowraheem> actually dad looks like Kevin MacDonald as a Klingon
<autarch> "But have you ripped any belly buttons out?"
<autarch> "I'll just leave that comment hanging out there"
<dan2> a person taking medication? oh my GOD I can't believe it!
<sideshowraheem> stigmatize mental health much?
<AnimeFilm> could be her bellybutton medication
<bob511> "No, that's her doppelganger."
<theroomkayke> lol
<Ampersand_> kbye
<sideshowraheem> "her bellybutton is twice as big as yours"
<autarch> "jealous?"
<sideshowraheem> yikes
<lhs> the imdb keywords include "sexiness" and "coffee"
<Trebbers> Almost dropped her Sony Ericsson phone when she saw her
<theroomkayke> "we were just... classmates" that's the prequel
<bob511> Bad blood between the TVD and GG camps at the CW.
<autarch> "friendsterz would beg to differ"
<theroomkayke> whenever that noise happens I get scared we're going to see cuddle's corpse
<autarch> "Crazy Pills. 50 mg."
<ratmate> this is my fave scene
<sideshowraheem> "this is the drug that stops you from killing cats!"
<lhs> let's see what the parents guide says
<Trebbers> Cuddles is going to pressed into that book
<lhs> "She gives people a mental scare when she stares with an angry look. "
<autarch> "Anti-murder pills?"
<theroomkayke> lol raheem
<Trebbers> Rick
<dan2> watch it RICK
<autarch> RICK
<autarch> so sorry, RICK!
<Ampersand_> spoiled?
<autarch> haha
<autarch> pussy
<Trebbers> Driving a porsche
<autarch> can't believe you didn't want to play with fire while being doused in gasoline
<theroomkayke> ah a refreshing glass of glowstick
<sideshowraheem> she's more borderline personality than schizophrenia
<Trebbers> Fuck yea martini
<ratmate> dont drage irene into this
<autarch> are franz ferdinand gonna show up ever?
<theroomkayke> leave this lesbian alone
<sideshowraheem> is this the other woman I don't recognize her without her hat
<ratmate> no
<dan2> they make that stuff?
<ratmate> or is it
<ratmate> we'll never know
<ratmate> without the hat
<bob511> "Wait, let me apply my bellybuttonstick first."
<autarch> show the belly button
<autarch> "show me your bellybutton"
<Ampersand_> "as luck would have it, i live in this bathroom"
<autarch> ahahhaha
<theroomkayke> lol
<ratmate> lol
<theroomkayke> "leave a message on my door"??
<theroomkayke> is that a thing?
<lhs> voice snail mail
<ratmate> that was like part of a dutch angle
<sideshowraheem> wait is their room huge now?
<ratmate> its the dutch angle
<lhs> always get tattooed at hot topic
<bob511> Well, without that gigantic kitten taking up all the space...
<theroomkayke> yeah you need two people to be T.A.T.U
<autarch> a 3rd bellybutton?
<ratmate> *gets a tattoo of a bellybutton*
<Trebbers> here we go
<sideshowraheem> yikes
<Trebbers> haah
<theroomkayke> you freak
<ratmate> UH OH
<bob511> Did Emily also have "emily" tattooed on her chest?
<dan2> I already have an Emily, and she's my boob
<autarch> She's gonna get a red tattoo of her bellybutton slightly to the right of her bellybutton and a blue one slightly to the left of her bellybutton so you can look at her bellybutton in 3D
<Trebbers> Turn it up
<Trebbers> Dum dum
<AnimeFilm> (accidentally paused the film, and eh im just gonna head out. Take care)
<theroomkayke> Stephen you dumdum you scoop neck having dumdum
<ratmate> animefilm might be the roommate
<sideshowraheem> "lift up your shirt"
<theroomkayke> those chain curtains are interesting
<theroomkayke> no swords can penetrate those curtains
<sideshowraheem> "I can't tell who this is it looks like every woman in this movie"
<Ampersand_> how can anyone leave when there's a guaranteed 4-12 more hats
<theroomkayke> their quad is the confederate flag
<lhs> ITT TEK
<autarch> gamers
<autarch> they're a dime a dozene
<theroomkayke> the comforting sight of gamers
<sideshowraheem> is this the first time we're seeing this guy
<Trebbers> yeah
<Ampersand_> who could say for sure
<autarch> the walthers!
<theroomkayke> "please love jason"
<ratmate> lol
<ratmate> this movie is full of deans and logans
<ratmate> no jess
<dan2> now she's a horse of a different color
<theroomkayke> YEAS THE HAT
<autarch> that's spot on
<sideshowraheem> oh shit it really was chekov's fedora
<autarch> there's no jess to be seen
<dan2> It's more of a she-dora
<Trebbers> ahah
<theroomkayke> she still looks blonde
<lhs> when has a boyfriend ever noticed that, kayke
<theroomkayke> lol
<sideshowraheem> the lost Paul brother is in for a surprise
<sideshowraheem> it's every day bro
<ratmate> exacto'd
<Ampersand_> guess he came
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> he's gonna need some Paulbearers now
<autarch> looks like you're about to come....to an end
<sideshowraheem> Goodnight Irene
<sideshowraheem> that fucking french sign is so pretentious
<bob511_> Entree de Artistes, huh?
<sideshowraheem> I'm glad she's dead
<autarch> live laugh love
<ratmate> everyone thats been a victim has been horny
<sideshowraheem> oh I thought she was gonna be a rotted corpse
<autarch> jfc
<dan2> that is not what I needed at 11:35
<sideshowraheem> where did she get the gun
<ratmate> raheem
<ratmate> its america
== bob511_ has changed nick to bob511
<autarch> NOT!
<Trebbers> sheeet
<lhs> gotta buy another devil wears prada poster
<sideshowraheem> kick her in the bellybutton!
<autarch> jfc
<Trebbers> Just barricade that door
<theroomkayke> lmao
<theroomkayke> this is so much
<Ampersand_> quality curtains
<ratmate> of course he has no problem punching her
<sideshowraheem> it's ok Kevin Costner taught him how to kill someone without anyone finding out
<Ampersand_> "but... you accepted my friend request"
<lhs> "oh shit, i always forget to buy bullets"
<Trebbers> no cops huh
<Ampersand_> kiss kiss!
<sideshowraheem> mohammed atta special bitch
<Trebbers> sick
<autarch> kick her face in while she's down you dummy
<theroomkayke> rip the tattoo off her boob
<autarch> boo!
<lhs> stephen was three days away from graduation
<ratmate> from drummer to dumber
<sideshowraheem> Drummer is dead?
<bob511> She gets automatic A's now, right?
<ratmate> shes fine with jason being dead huh
<autarch> can't get over this guy's face
<Trebbers> lol?
<sideshowraheem> his face looks like homer after he eats the super sour candy
<Ampersand_> montage of them pissing on the bed together over the end credits
<dan2> Handsome Guy
<sideshowraheem> Dennis Miller: This movie was so navel dominated it might as well be commanded by admiral Nimitz
<dan2> Mocha Kid
<Ampersand_> Woman Professor
<autarch> there were too many characters
<Ampersand_> too on the nose
<Trebbers> hha raheem
<ratmate> slacker co-worker
<theroomkayke> #mochakid
<ratmate> that guy got fucking burned
<ratmate> we didnt even see him slack
<sideshowraheem> too many characters? what is this friggin twitter 9 months ago?
<ratmate> i hope those of you with roommates sleep safe tonight
<theroomkayke> snappy oliver
<dan2> Chad B. Daring
<sideshowraheem> Animals of distinction
<sideshowraheem> RIP cuddles
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Postby important dentist » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:05 pm

back from vacation and am excited to come back for this. could have sworn y'all did from justin to kelly before i started watching in 2012 but i could be wrong

while on vacay i caught the beginning of a new lifetime movie called "killer single dad" that looked bonkers enough for us
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:21 pm

important dentist wrote:while on vacay i caught the beginning of a new lifetime movie called "killer single dad" that looked bonkers enough for us


ooooooo.

I'm already anticipating the sequel, Dead(beat) Single Dad.
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Postby donna martin » Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:20 pm

on the one hand i've always know The Great Wall was racist appropriation garbage.

but that poster just ... really brings it home.
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Postby Bob511 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:38 pm

donna martin wrote:on the one hand i've always know The Great Wall was racist appropriation garbage.
On the one hand, yeah, naturally; it had Edward Zwick and Max Brooks work on it.

In the end I think it comes off more as a sort of cargo-cult Chinese appropriation/mash-up of the Hollywood-formula blockbuster that we're almost certainly going to get more and more of as time goes on, though.
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1.5 hours until showtime!
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