HPN Movie Series: INSPECTOR GADGET, Sun 3/24 @ 22 E

Let's talk Aguachile Alley

Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:41 pm

I'm just now noticing that I forgot to put the movie in the shared folder. Upping now!
It's already in the hpn db, if anyone needs to grab it before then.
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:44 pm

TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
THE BOOK OF LOVE

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:03 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
THE BOOK OF LOVE

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:56 pm

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[22:13] <Ampersand> 3
[22:13] <Ampersand> 2
[22:13] <Ampersand> 1
[22:13] <autarch> serenity looks great brtw
[22:13] <besoin> weird logo
[22:13] <dan2> hope that kid is alright
[22:13] <autarch> iron ocean = volcano
[22:13] <lhs> i love emya
[22:13] <kayke> this is one of those horizontal hamburger movies
[22:13] <Ampersand> lol
[22:13] <bob511> "Sometimes we do bad things for good reason" should be like the motto of this

movie series.
[22:14] <kayke> why this shit so wide
[22:14] <Ampersand> tru
[22:14] <dan2> 8 Days, 9 Nights
[22:14] <Trebbers> Feel like there is going to be a funeral in this at least
[22:14] <Ampersand> ya ever opened a book, kayke? think about it
[22:14] <autarch> panini pix @kayke
[22:14] <besoin> how many times are they going to show the ocean
[22:14] <Trebbers> If the poster is an indication
[22:14] <bob511> Oh, looks like we're watching Serenity tonight.
[22:14] <besoin> what the hell
[22:14] <Trebbers> Somewhere in the fucking ocean
[22:15] <dan2> 4 seconds in I can't take this
[22:15] <Trebbers> Someone always starting dickweed stories?
[22:15] <Ampersand> hahaha
[22:15] <bob511> Cajun cockney.
[22:15] <autarch> this happened somewhere, some number of years ago. who can say
[22:15] <dan2> yes
[22:15] <besoin> sounds like an irish person trying to imitate rihanna with a gun to hteir head
[22:15] <Ampersand> ahahaha
[22:15] <autarch> ok, fuck this
[22:15] <autarch> i love this movie so much already
[22:15] <kayke> lmao besoin
[22:15] <Trebbers> "One of dem stories"
[22:15] <lhs> don't act like you've never heard a finnish-hawaiian accent before
[22:15] <autarch> is that sudeikis?
[22:16] <bob511> "The Book of Love" and "The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea" are odd titles to be

for the same movie.
[22:16] <autarch> dahlin'
[22:16] <besoin> oh no, they're all doing accents
[22:16] <autarch> that
[22:16] <autarch> that's the worst accent i've ever heard
[22:16] <Trebbers> Chris Claremont polished the script up
[22:16] <dan2> "Honeh, we got one them Little Rascal's outside"
[22:16] <autarch> new balance 420's
[22:16] <kayke> starring spudz mckenzie as trash dog
[22:17] <Trebbers> Basic sneaker bitch
[22:17] <autarch> ok, she decided against the accent after all
[22:17] <besoin> those are some low cut overalls
[22:17] <autarch> stephin merritt should smack these people
[22:17] <kayke> love putting a sweater on and then immediately taking it off
[22:17] <Trebbers> Double door to the crapper
[22:18] <besoin> all doors are french in new orleans
[22:18] <dan2> real cool looking homeless person
[22:18] <autarch> kinda cool lookin' trash kid
[22:18] <Ampersand> "do you mean the large cockney rat?"
[22:18] <kayke> "hun, you ever see that cool lookin' trash kid?"
[22:18] <autarch> the accent is back!
[22:18] <Trebbers> Gave the set dresser too much of a free hand
[22:18] <bob511> Honestly, I'd rather communicate by email with someone who sounds like this.
[22:18] <Ampersand> *kisses a framed photo of Gal Gadot*
[22:19] <kayke> comma givagal akiss
[22:19] <Trebbers> the fuck is this
[22:19] <dan2> i want to rip my skin off
[22:19] <lhs> off to a day of selling clothes at zandalee's store
[22:19] <autarch> oh hell ya pimp
[22:19] <dan2> yes lhs
[22:19] <dan2> very much a companion piece
[22:19] <Trebbers> *farts*
[22:19] <kayke> lol
[22:19] <Trebbers> just give me some fan boats
[22:19] <autarch> what?!
[22:19] <besoin> so much life in her. it'd be a shame if anything happened to her...
[22:20] <dan2> average working Shaloub
[22:20] <kayke> payabeels
[22:20] <autarch> wtf?!
[22:20] <Trebbers> Beieels
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[22:20] <kayke> this is no one's accent
[22:20] <dan2> all dem udders
[22:20] <autarch> all them othas
[22:20] <Trebbers> "He has an IQ of 70"
[22:20] <autarch> this is insane
[22:20] <autarch> oh fuck
[22:20] <Trebbers> "Drink this" "These are shoes" "Be Bold"
[22:20] <autarch> i'm dead
[22:20] <dan2> this is a year and a half old somehow
[22:20] <besoin> "listen, i watched that mitch landrieu youtube two and a half times to prepare

for this"
[22:20] <bob511> Laconic Dixie Dream Girl
[22:21] <Trebbers> ahahaha
[22:21] <kayke> o far this is like if a taylor swift video became a movie
[22:21] <besoin> god, is paul reiser in everything now
[22:21] <autarch> having flashbacks to the "you are not alone" gif from the hoot threadd
[22:21] <autarch> lol bob
[22:21] <besoin> the book of love (henry)
[22:21] <Trebbers> Has a job interview at the bottom of Lake Ponchartrain
[22:21] <Ampersand> my wiife!
[22:21] <lhs> they're not magenta
[22:21] <kayke> they're like royal purple
[22:21] <besoin> pennywise
[22:22] <autarch> a balloon in a cage. v deep
[22:22] <besoin> sarah connor here
[22:22] <kayke> nowaydatama
[22:22] <Trebbers> Time for a dead pregnant wife
[22:22] <Ampersand> wow that quickly
[22:22] <autarch> byeeee
[22:22] <besoin> i mean, she earned that one
[22:22] <autarch> lol
[22:22] <kayke> uummmm
[22:22] <besoin> we should be worried about who she killed
[22:22] <Ampersand> also wtf was she even looking at
[22:22] <Trebbers> Fuck truck was full of birds
[22:22] <autarch> "honey, im dead"
[22:22] <dan2> I feel like those wheels would have just gone over the top of that truck
[22:22] <dan2> lmao
[22:22] <besoin> here lies a dummy
[22:23] <Ampersand> stealing a horse's thunder
[22:23] <Trebbers> That horse made it to the funeral, goddamnit
[22:23] <bob511> Minimalist urn.
[22:23] <kayke> at least we don't have to hear HER accent anymore
[22:23] <besoin> one down
[22:23] <dan2> not putting it past this movie to have ghosts
[22:23] <autarch> i love this
[22:23] <besoin> so did justin timberlake compose what we're hearing right now
[22:23] <autarch> he's like a sad, boring forrest gump
[22:23] <Trebbers> Sorta looks like Benedict Cumberbatch left out in the sun
[22:24] <Ampersand> her final wish was that i help trash girl
[22:24] <Trebbers> RIP shoes
[22:24] <kayke> I'd rather watch a movie about JT composing the music for this movie than watch

this movie
[22:24] <dan2> Maisie is gonna turn Jessica Biel's coffin into a sick boat
[22:24] <Ampersand> " that's my wife. sap lover"
[22:24] <besoin> we're hearing it again
[22:24] <Trebbers> Psycho
[22:25] <besoin> he looks like a young nixon right now
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[22:25] <Ampersand> MMM WHERE MY SHRIMP
[22:25] <autarch> who's this actress? i know her
[22:25] <Trebbers> Where are my shramp
[22:25] <kayke> now this is an accent
[22:25] <besoin> mary steenburgen
[22:25] <Ampersand> steenburgen
[22:25] <kayke> give this woman some shrimp
[22:25] <autarch> yeah
[22:25] <besoin> i think she's from tennessee in real life
[22:25] <dan2> first I lose my daughter, then I lose my shrimp
[22:25] <autarch> that's right. she's great.
[22:26] <Trebbers> Mom took a lot of cough syrup
[22:26] <besoin> it's sal
[22:26] <Ampersand> "probably the wrong time to tell you i'm a fertility doctor"
[22:26] <besoin> i'm always happy when sal gets a job
[22:26] <lhs> 3d printed urn
[22:26] <kayke> why would he have that in his pocket
[22:26] <Trebbers> "Where are the shrimp?"
[22:26] <autarch> weed
[22:26] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:26] <kayke> bag of shrimp
[22:27] <besoin> heh
[22:27] <dan2> here we go
[22:27] <Ampersand> try slippin on this shramp
[22:27] <autarch> big ass dointts
[22:27] <kayke> what is this movie
[22:27] <Ampersand> excellent
[22:27] <dan2> losing my mind
[22:27] <Trebbers> More of this
[22:27] <besoin> faux clifton collins jr here
[22:28] <autarch> blaze it, big boy
[22:28] <besoin> jt was watching friday night lights
[22:28] <Trebbers> Time to get wet
[22:28] <Ampersand> forgot he had teeth
[22:28] <kayke> lol
[22:28] <autarch> crying cuz he doesn't know how to smoke weed?
[22:28] <Trebbers> Needs a note to know which end to smoke it out of
[22:28] <Ampersand> SHE DOES EXIST!?
[22:28] <kayke> THEY DO EXIST??
[22:28] <Ampersand> ty
[22:29] <autarch> "do u like crust punk, mistah?"
[22:29] <dan2> 4 accents in one sentence
[22:29] <Ampersand> you remind me of my homeless urchin wife
[22:29] <besoin> come on, target dog, we're leaving
[22:30] <autarch> lol
[22:30] <Long_Balls_69> What time are we at?
[22:30] <Ampersand> the fuck, she's not even homeless??
[22:30] <Long_Balls_69> I need to recalibrate
[22:30] <Ampersand> we were lied to
[22:30] <Trebbers> Movie is just her trying to convince him that Crass aren't terrible
[22:30] <Ampersand> 17:15
[22:30] <besoin> kevin costner sleeping one off
[22:30] <Ampersand> 17:25
[22:30] <autarch> jffc
[22:30] <dan2> even the damn cereal is ocean themed
[22:30] <autarch> was he just sleeping?
[22:30] <Ampersand> "mm. strawberry"
[22:30] <dan2> I don't even know what to make of that
[22:31] <besoin> it's the dad from swing vote
[22:31] <Long_Balls_69> Ok I'm at 17:30 right now
[22:31] <autarch> lol besoin
[22:31] <kayke> swing arm
[22:31] <autarch> whether or not he was actually asleep is going to perplex me for the rest of

my days
[22:31] <Ampersand> pasta pasta everywhere, but not a shrimp to drink
[22:31] <Trebbers> ahaa
[22:31] <dan2> just hit 18:30
[22:31] <Long_Balls_69> Thanx
[22:31] <besoin> also just hit arya stark
[22:32] <autarch> this movie has been riding the same mood for so long
[22:32] <autarch> will it ever end?
[22:32] <besoin> look, JT will finish friday night lights soon
[22:32] <Trebbers> This guitar is starting to kill me
[22:32] <Ampersand> i watched the trailer for the director's other movie, and it's just Jason

Clarke shuffling around silently to music like this for 2.5 minutes
[22:32] <besoin> she killed their baby too
[22:32] <autarch> i thought she died
[22:32] <kayke> yeah your wife was weird and you miss her very much, we get it
[22:32] <Trebbers> Wait is this 2004
[22:32] <Trebbers> All filth
[22:32] <lhs> it's like how any album on youtube's autoplay will eventually lead to tycho
[22:33] <Trebbers> The twist is that he cut her brakes
[22:33] <besoin> sounds like a very real game show
[22:34] <kayke> beetlejuice
[22:34] <Long_Balls_69> Someone is putting off doing the laundry
[22:34] <besoin> looks like he's developing a 19th century state hospital
[22:34] <autarch> muh paw
[22:34] <Trebbers> way out theah
[22:34] <kayke> big red gum soda
[22:34] <dan2> she sounds like Huckleberry Hound
[22:34] <autarch> shit, cat
[22:34] <lhs> working on his okc profile
[22:34] <Trebbers> wait is that hobo code on the door
[22:34] <lhs> i thought it was voodoo
[22:34] <Trebbers> Mr Wendle
[22:34] <kayke> let him sleep
[22:35] <besoin> i think it's a really crass reference to when they were checking houses after

hurricane katrina
[22:35] <besoin> the spray paint on the door, that is
[22:35] <besoin> suddenly this turned into bewitched
[22:35] <Trebbers> *hands him some weed*
[22:36] <besoin> gotta land the big account, darren!
[22:36] <autarch> drag his ass
[22:36] <lhs> he really acts through his forehead
[22:36] <dan2> "Come back with a fresh pair of eyes and redesign New Orleans"
[22:36] <kayke> "I mentioned to you the shrimp
[22:36] <Ampersand> "turns out the shrimp was in the family plot"
[22:36] <Long_Balls_69> Dude is a straight up mess
[22:36] <autarch> this is like the sad part of an abilify commercial, before the drugs kick in.
[22:36] <besoin> i know i dress like this when i'm depressed
[22:37] <lhs> business casual depression
[22:37] <kayke> lol
[22:37] <autarch> lol
[22:37] <autarch> junk punk
[22:37] <besoin> he's dressed like george hw bush in his wheelchair
[22:38] <autarch> grieving guitar theme
[22:38] <Trebbers> 'How to build a coffin'
[22:39] <dan2> bwee bwee bwoooooo
[22:39] <lhs> 2x4s, cabinet doors, trouble in the suez
[22:39] <autarch> do you think the accents were written into the script?
[22:39] <Ampersand> these two are his collateral beauties
[22:39] <kayke> what do there guys do for him?
[22:39] <dan2> "a cool looking one"
[22:39] <kayke> *these
[22:39] <besoin> i think they're doing the remodel
[22:40] <besoin> nice editing there
[22:40] <lhs> they comically relieve him
[22:40] <besoin> yeah, very appropriate venue
[22:41] <Trebbers> Is this girl a bagger vance
[22:41] <autarch> omg lol trebs
[22:42] <besoin> magical bristolian
[22:42] <kayke> still got them sneaks
[22:42] <dan2> the best way to prove you're not a pervert is to find out where someone lives and

break in
[22:42] <besoin> sheesh, help yourself, hen
[22:43] <Long_Balls_69> This guy is a real snooper
[22:43] <Long_Balls_69> Right there reading her diary
[22:43] <autarch> i looked away for a minute wtf is going on?
[22:43] <autarch> who's this hootbro?
[22:43] <kayke> life of guy
[22:44] <besoin> oprah's dad was eaten by sharks
[22:44] <Ampersand> this is the Catfish host doing penance at sea
[22:44] <Trebbers> Glided over the part where he lashed bloated bodies to the bottom of the boat
[22:44] <dan2> get his ass
[22:44] <Trebbers> What an asshole
[22:44] <besoin> kill him, target dog
[22:44] <autarch> fuck you, sudeikis
[22:44] <Trebbers> "THE DOG DID IT"
[22:44] <Long_Balls_69> Not just reading her diary now he's just burning the thing
[22:45] <besoin> no he stole the diary
[22:45] <autarch> lol trebs
[22:45] <kayke> the main character and his dead wife suck 
[22:45] <Long_Balls_69> Oh missed that
[22:45] <Long_Balls_69> Too busy typing lol
[22:46] <autarch> here we go again
[22:46] <besoin> tea ghost
[22:46] <dan2> brimming with poison
[22:46] <Trebbers> Lost an a drif
[22:47] <Trebbers> Flare his ass
[22:47] <kayke> she didn't see it?
[22:47] <dan2> OSShole
[22:47] <besoin> my god, the accent
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[22:47] <autarch> was this sudeikis' big atttempt at being a leading man?
[22:48] <kayke> you can't just ask someone why they're building a raft
[22:48] <besoin> he had plenty of lead roles before this
[22:48] <Trebbers> Some stupid wit a flah gun
[22:48] <autarch> but were any quite so sad?
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[22:49] <kayke> he was good in colossal I think
[22:49] <Ampersand> lol what money?
[22:49] <autarch> glen
[22:50] <Trebbers> cleah
[22:50] <kayke> her braids are so haphazard
[22:50] <bob511> "I'm doin' it because it's either you or Biloxi."
[22:50] <lhs> is he not going to replace that guy's tools
[22:51] <besoin> kon tiki?
[22:51] <dan2> the "tools" were just liquor
[22:51] <besoin> kon tiki
[22:51] <autarch> uh
[22:51] <dan2> needed to see the body to be sure
[22:51] <autarch> thoughtt he'd live forever
[22:51] <Trebbers> "Who painted my car green"
[22:52] <bob511> Ha
[22:52] <Ampersand> omg
[22:52] <dan2> wow
[22:53] <kayke> do you think the mother-in-law will ever meet the girl, or do we have no chance

at bechdel
[22:53] <bob511> What the fuck
[22:53] <besoin> why is he killing the dog
[22:53] <Ampersand> google: "my dog ate the pot"
[22:53] <dan2> from licking balls to tripping balls
[22:54] <besoin> :[
[22:54] <dan2> this fucking movie
[22:54] <Ampersand> insane
[22:54] <besoin> what a scene
[22:55] <Trebbers> idiocy
[22:55] <kayke> why is this movie
[22:55] <autarch> i don't understand this
[22:55] <autarch> wait, is he high from that weed?
[22:55] <kayke> it's weed stew
[22:56] <dan2> this is my "stoned" voice
[22:56] <kayke> why he would let her feed it to him eludes me
[22:56] <kayke> she's a child, just tell her not to eat the stew and that you're not eating the

stew
[22:56] <dan2> look he's very timid
[22:57] <Long_Balls_69> He wasn't thinking straight, he got caught
[22:57] <dan2> I bet you could force Amp to eat some drug stew if you pressed him
[22:57] <kayke> lmao
[22:57] <lhs> been taking creole lessons from that one guy, i see
[22:57] <kayke> he dead
[22:57] <autarch> mistah
[22:57] <dan2> that classic 2017 weed humor
[22:58] <besoin> THWACK
[22:58] <kayke> that was some very weedy stew
[22:58] <autarch> dude is high from weed, can't deny it
[22:58] <dan2> it was Kobe weed fed beef in the stew
[22:58] <autarch> lmao
[22:59] <autarch> pisss yourself, dude
[22:59] <dan2> plummah
[22:59] <lhs> my waff
[22:59] <kayke> thoroughly messie millie
[22:59] <Ampersand> it's called a lack of communication or sumshiit
[22:59] <autarch> this accent is insane
[22:59] <Ampersand> nuttin but his own piss
[23:00] <autarch> in a watery grave
[23:00] <Ampersand> aaaaaaaaha
[23:00] <besoin> joe black'd
[23:00] <kayke> oof
[23:00] <autarch> hahahha
[23:00] <dan2> PASHHASHashfsakna
[23:00] <lhs> damn, final destinationed
[23:00] <autarch> this movie has good deaths
[23:01] <besoin> yeah, develop the waterfront...in new orleans...good idea
[23:01] <dan2> into Miami from the looks of that setup
[23:01] <kayke> henry got lost in the sauce, lew in the stew
[23:02] <Trebbers> Pascal and Dumbass in the Morning
[23:02] <besoin> sure, tell your boss this
[23:02] <lhs> develop the waterfront into a headshop
[23:02] <dan2> lol
[23:02] <autarch> god those fucking shoes
[23:02] <lhs> it's a moonshine still
[23:02] <dan2> my god he's gone weed crazy
[23:02] <kayke> this garbage doesn't even look like good raft garbage
[23:02] <autarch> thissa garbage, mistah anakin
[23:03] <besoin> heh
[23:03] <Trebbers> aha
[23:03] <Trebbers> who dey
[23:03] <kayke> I mean... this is exactly what his stupid wife would have wanted
[23:03] <Ampersand> almost halfway!
[23:03] <autarch> oh fuck this is olong
[23:03] <lhs> their baby surely would have become a republican
[23:03] <dan2> he really is named named Dumbass on IMDB, it's not some joke involving his accent
[23:03] <kayke> if she wrote a will it would have just said "ruin your life doing stupid stuff

and wear those purple shoes"
[23:04] <besoin> heh
[23:04] <autarch> fix your hair
[23:04] <Trebbers> Easy to depict befriending the homeless when you can gloss over not showering

and such
[23:05] <autarch> god
[23:05] <kayke> "or something"
[23:05] <Ampersand> she was an odd ass or somethin
[23:05] <autarch> who the fuck wrote these lines
[23:05] <besoin> "didn't believe in road lanes"
[23:05] <autarch> "made us begnets"
[23:05] <bob511> Self-explanatory.
[23:05] <besoin> stop being such a da brat, mildred
[23:05] <autarch> hold on, is this movie taking place in new orleans?
[23:06] <autarch> oh no
[23:06] <autarch> no
[23:06] <kayke> a bath
[23:06] <lhs> water probably is cleaner than her hair
[23:06] <Trebbers> Wouldn't set foot in my fucking house
[23:06] <dan2> so he's just gonna set this homeless teenager out to see on a floatilla of

garbage
[23:06] <bob511> Weed clothes.
[23:06] <Ampersand> every Chuck Klosterman book
[23:06] <Trebbers> what
[23:06] <Ampersand> ol slugger
[23:07] <kayke> he needs to marie kondo
[23:07] <lhs> start with that haunted mirror
[23:07] <autarch> lol lhs
[23:07] <autarch> woopsie daisy
[23:08] <besoin> eaten by sharks, obviously
[23:08] <autarch> my mom was a piece of wood and my dad was a dog
[23:08] <Trebbers> the fuck with these notes
[23:08] <dan2> Sudekis is so easily pushed around that Maisie should really just tell him him

that this is her house now
[23:08] <kayke> lol dan
[23:09] <besoin> what a wacky lady
[23:09] <besoin> craving lucky charms
[23:09] <kayke> yeah if she sat on the bed in the master bedroom and glared at him for more than

10 seconds he'd just move out
[23:09] <autarch> she was a weird artist
[23:09] <dan2> "can we turn the volume up?"
[23:09] <autarch> the azores? good fuckin luck
[23:09] <besoin> is it tuesday then
[23:10] <besoin> "hey, check the shoes"
[23:11] <besoin> JT really holding back here
[23:11] <kayke> Wait... this movie is just UP 
[23:11] <autarch> where are those sweet guitar licks?
[23:11] <Trebbers> I guess they ran out of score
[23:11] <kayke> We're watching Pixar's Up
[23:11] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:11] <Ampersand> think you mean AWHP, kayke
[23:11] <kayke> lol
[23:11] <autarch> feel like we're watching love on a leash
[23:12] <autarch> (in terms of music)
[23:12] <dan2> is Dumbass the talking dog then?
[23:12] <lhs> love in a book
[23:12] <autarch> haha
[23:12] <besoin> it's not really clear why this is called the book of love
[23:12] <kayke> JT fell asleep for a while, but he's back
[23:12] <dan2> my GOD
[23:12] <lhs> now this is six feet under music
[23:12] <besoin> her dad was john wick
[23:13] <dan2> MOSS BAH
[23:13] <lhs> i love masba
[23:13] <Trebbers> Buttahfingah
[23:13] <kayke> I accepted what she said as "moss ball" and thought it was a snack I'd never

heard of
[23:13] <dan2> biggest lid I've ever seen
[23:13] <dan2> moss ball is more of a snack for the Koi
[23:14] <autarch> did maisie prepare for this by watching, like, traveling back in time to

1800's?
[23:14] <Trebbers> what is happening
[23:14] <kayke> ever meet the devil in the deep blue sea? -twin peaks
[23:14] <Trebbers> 45 minutes left
[23:14] <Ampersand> why are all of these maniacs abandoning their families to die at sea
[23:14] <lhs> she just watched interview with the vampire a few times
[23:14] <kayke> the beard looks good on him
[23:15] <kayke> he looks like an old peter parker
[23:15] <Ampersand> "no, don't worry, i glued this beard on"
[23:15] <Trebbers> Cosplaying as young Castro
[23:15] <kayke> it could be trimmed a little
[23:15] <besoin> that's just oprah and ahab
[23:15] <autarch> why is this any of her business?
[23:16] <Trebbers> "Are you just going to barge that young woman?"
[23:16] <autarch> kick her out, jason
[23:16] <besoin> these free spirits like his wife always seem to come from wealthy, powerful

families
[23:16] <lhs> wah would a rayuhft have thrustahs
[23:16] <kayke> "I'll talk to the teen living in my trash pile"
[23:16] <dan2> Mars Bar, Butterfinger, and Oh Henry
[23:16] <Ampersand> lol
[23:16] <autarch> oh boy
[23:16] <autarch> not again
[23:16] <besoin> ghost biel
[23:17] <lhs> looks like he's ready to pick a fight with dan draper over his boho gf
[23:17] <dan2> The Lovely Biels
[23:17] <besoin> no privacy in this movie
[23:17] <Ampersand> why is the raft taking this long
[23:17] <lhs> glue probably takes a while to dry in that humidity
[23:17] <Ampersand> fair
[23:18] <bob511> I dunno, the glue on his face seems to be holding up.
[23:18] <kayke> they really got his depression hair perfect, that's such sad hair 
[23:18] <autarch> is she describing a river?
[23:18] <dan2> "Dammit...why did I sign on to this"
[23:19] <kayke> he doesn't even care about her dead fish story!
[23:21] <dan2> he burns down her home, she touches his scrabble game: now they're even
[23:21] <autarch> lol
[23:21] <lhs> all those triple word scores lost in time like rafts at sea
[23:21] <dan2> a true artist!
[23:22] <lhs> JT woke up
[23:22] <lhs> kinda
[23:22] <besoin> cause his wife was in a scene
[23:22] <autarch> i hope to god the last scene involves him seeing biel, and her giving some

sort of sign of approval aboutt him moving on, and tthen her vanishing into thin air bc he

doesn't need her anymore or whatever
[23:23] <Ampersand> that is 100% going to happen
[23:23] <besoin> poor dumbass and other guy
[23:23] <Ampersand> and then a tidal wave will drown him
[23:23] <autarch> get a fuckin grip, jason
[23:23] <autarch> wtf
[23:23] <dan2> The Wick of Love
[23:23] <Trebbers> Make him some stew and calm him down
[23:23] <Long_Balls_69> He's going full scrabble board on the whole house now
[23:23] <autarch> weird moans
[23:23] <besoin> oh, it was wallpaper for the kid's room?
[23:23] <besoin> i wasn't paying attention
[23:23] <lhs> yeah
[23:24] <besoin> gendered wallpaper
[23:24] <besoin> always an occasion to go nuts
[23:24] <kayke> I thought the tube was going to be some of her art stuff, not robot wallpaper
[23:24] <kayke> robots are genderless
[23:24] <lhs> how are robots gendered
[23:24] <dan2> "Not a robot"
[23:24] <besoin> the whole point is now he knows what gender the kid would be
[23:24] <lhs> how
[23:25] <dan2> the most work he's done so far this movie
[23:25] <besoin> don't make me say it
[23:25] <kayke> all babies love robots
[23:25] <lhs> you sure know a lot for someone who wasn't paying attention
[23:25] <dan2> WE GOT THE P-SWING
[23:25] <Trebbers> why is there a problem going to home depot?
[23:25] <kayke> wait... was the baby a robot
[23:25] <autarch> dude wtf is he doing
[23:25] <autarch> is he destroying his house?
[23:26] <besoin> she would do something eccentric like give birth to a robot
[23:26] <Trebbers> Motherfucker probably has a mortage
[23:26] <dan2> he's fucking cracked
[23:26] <kayke> stop turning your nice house into a shitty raft
[23:26] <autarch> eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, i guess
[23:26] <besoin> i keep hearing here comes the sun in the score
[23:26] <Ampersand> here comes the sun
[23:26] <Ampersand> it's altight
[23:26] <Ampersand> lol
[23:26] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:26] <kayke> here comes JT
[23:26] <autarch> yeah i hear it fuck
[23:26] <autarch> wait, is JT gonna make an appearance?
[23:26] <besoin> these two have too much grief
[23:26] <Long_Balls_69> This is gonna be the best raft the whole world has ever seen
[23:26] <besoin> let the ocean take them
[23:26] <autarch> who dat
[23:27] <Trebbers> wait no
[23:27] <besoin> can you belt sand a tree
[23:27] <dan2> his neighbors must be freaked the fuck out
[23:27] <Trebbers> Who the ufck are these kids
[23:27] <lhs> using the gender-neutral robot wallpaper as a sail
[23:27] <dan2> the p-swing gang
[23:27] <kayke> the director's nephews
[23:27] <Trebbers> Call the police
[23:27] <autarch> the raft looks like the centerpiece of a Joe's Crab Shack
[23:27] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:28] <dan2> "till you join your pop"
[23:28] <besoin> i've had enough of this grip rite product placement
[23:28] <kayke> how are they going to get it to the water
[23:28] <autarch> she's still wearing that same shirt?
[23:28] <lhs> he won't let her touch wife's clothes
[23:29] <kayke> wife's dirty clothes
[23:29] <autarch> he won't buy her, idk, a normal shirt?
[23:29] <besoin> all journeys start on I10
[23:29] <Long_Balls_69> having seconds thoughts about seeing those fish
[23:29] <lhs> that wouldn't be whimsical
[23:29] <kayke> this is like... endangerment of a minor
[23:30] <besoin> so, did she, uh, improve on her father's design
[23:30] <Trebbers> Yeah, not getting pulled over for dragging that fucking thing with a guy on

it
[23:30] <dan2> like, this would be a crime if a parent were doing it
[23:30] <dan2> this is just some random dude
[23:30] <autarch> huh. she's jewish?
[23:30] <Ampersand> ahhhn-ree
[23:30] <besoin> better get out into international waters asap
[23:30] <Trebbers> "Looking for shrimp in the wrong places"
[23:31] <lhs> still holding out for that bechdel scene where she braids mother in law's hair
[23:31] <autarch> give up, lhs. it'll never happen
[23:31] <besoin> bratteljuice
[23:31] <kayke> maybe she'll talk to wife ghost
[23:32] <besoin> da bratteljuice
[23:32] <dan2> nice besoin
[23:32] <autarch> she in deah?
[23:32] <kayke> I would never assume ashes were in that cube
[23:32] <dan2> my wife's ashes were in the DVD case for Cube
[23:32] <besoin> she was that girl who listened to gangster rap on the way to the farmers market
[23:32] <autarch> "she was weird and quirky"
[23:32] <autarch> lol besoin
[23:33] <kayke> lol besoin
[23:33] <autarch> this is so poorly written
[23:33] <besoin> foreshadowing
[23:33] <dan2> "she was just so...insufferable"
[23:33] <lhs> she was manic and a pixie
[23:33] <besoin> manic on her mom's side, pixie on her dad's side
[23:33] <autarch> like a hurricane
[23:33] <autarch> omg
[23:33] <Ampersand> lol
[23:33] <kayke> she was unstable... and she should not have been allowed to drive
[23:33] <autarch> "the shit"
[23:34] <bob511> "No, it was really exhausting, honestly."
[23:34] <Long_Balls_69> She always had a wink on her face
[23:34] <lhs> she sounds like she really loved neil gaiman
[23:34] <autarch> was this written in 2008?
[23:34] <dan2> couldn't even afford a huge swarm of dying CGI fish
[23:34] <besoin> what? didn't she hit a truck?
[23:34] <kayke> there are three adults, letting this girl get on this raft of trash
[23:34] <Ampersand> "kung fu"
[23:34] <dan2> wow
[23:34] <besoin> "lucky charms"
[23:35] <Long_Balls_69> So he was there smiling right as she went
[23:35] <dan2> "I'm trying to kill her, jeez!"
[23:35] <Trebbers> "It's only statutory murder, not rape"
[23:35] <lhs> court ordered not to appear in the same scene
[23:35] <kayke> this is spart
[23:36] <autarch> quirky
[23:36] <dan2> "All she ever wanted was to see me destroy my life"
[23:36] <besoin> damn, buju banton lyrics
[23:36] <kayke> oh man, they're talking
[23:36] <lhs> it passed!
[23:36] <besoin> and they're talking about a woman!
[23:36] <kayke> we did it!
[23:36] <besoin> briefly!
[23:36] <autarch> unbelievable
[23:36] <autarch> it happened
[23:37] <dan2> my journey...to the afterlife
[23:37] <autarch> "gonna toss her in da ocean"
[23:37] <Ampersand> we ain;t never had dem
[23:37] <kayke> they cannot allow this kid to get on the raft
[23:37] <kayke> I will go into the movie and stop it
[23:37] <besoin> jt sneaking in
[23:37] <autarch> lol
[23:37] <besoin> penelope's theme
[23:37] <Ampersand> now it's just Paper Planes
[23:38] <autarch> lol amp
[23:38] <dan2> haha
[23:38] <besoin> lewis carol, huh
[23:38] <besoin> yeah, the ashes should be safe on a raft at sea
[23:38] <dan2> the urn is filled with Lucky Charms
[23:38] <Ampersand> time to die
[23:39] <kayke> okay, I'm going into the movie and calling the cops
[23:39] <Trebbers> Aren't they called Ahoy Maties in this universe
[23:39] <lhs> if it's the cereal dust at the bottom of the bag, impossible to tell the

difference
[23:39] <Long_Balls_69> She's leaving the dog behind?
[23:39] <dan2> no, for some reason both exist
[23:39] <dan2> it confused me too Treb
[23:39] <besoin> what is happening
[23:39] <Ampersand> ... but we know there were two vehicles
[23:39] <kayke> "ahoy mateys" were just a box she designed to store her lucky charms
[23:39] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:40] <lhs> "i was driving that truck"
[23:40] <autarch> wtf
[23:40] <autarch> big scene
[23:40] <autarch> "im asshole"
[23:40] <dan2> I guess maybe since the Ahoy Mateys were at Maisie's house, they're supposed to

be the generic "poor" version
[23:40] <Ampersand> lol
[23:40] <Ampersand> omg
[23:40] <besoin> haha
[23:40] <dan2> "She's very slowly getting away cheif"
[23:40] <Trebbers> one gallon of fuel should get her there
[23:40] <dan2> oh wow
[23:40] <kayke> dead
[23:40] <kayke> also dead
[23:40] <besoin> ruining his magenta shoes
[23:40] <dan2> Millie Va-killie
[23:40] <autarch> pls die
[23:40] <kayke> they were never heard from again
[23:41] <besoin> here's your kid back
[23:41] <besoin> you take it from here
[23:41] <dan2> Jason Sudeathwish
[23:41] <autarch> lol besoin
[23:41] <besoin> so millie killed penny
[23:41] <dan2> what the fuck
[23:41] <autarch> oh my god
[23:41] <autarch> why
[23:41] <Ampersand> everything is connected
[23:41] <lhs> no, penny's inability to drive straight killed penny
[23:41] <besoin> i don't really get it
[23:41] <dan2> all part of Death's Design
[23:41] <autarch> left a mark
[23:41] <kayke> umm
[23:41] <besoin> was her corpse smiling
[23:42] <besoin> JT going crazy now
[23:42] <Ampersand> it is right and good to die for your movie
[23:42] <kayke> holdin on to hand water
[23:42] <autarch> she was quirky.
[23:42] <dan2> don't squeeze dumbass
[23:42] <dan2> make a seal
[23:42] <Trebbers> "Sir, the concussion is minor, but the doo-doo water was too much for her

system"
[23:42] <besoin> where's the uncle?
[23:42] <kayke> her guardian... not her legal guardian
[23:43] <dan2> if he was this timid and squirrely talking to a 16-year old, imagine Sudekis'

character talking to the cops
[23:43] <besoin> i'm her guardian snl alum
[23:43] <autarch> her guardian angel
[23:43] <Ampersand> no health insurance, unfortunately, so we'll need to harvest her for organs
[23:43] <autarch> this is incredibly bad
[23:43] <besoin> she's gonna want to sail far away from this hospital bill
[23:43] <autarch> why is her forehead scar all shiny
[23:43] <Long_Balls_69> Don't say that till ya know how it ends @autarch
[23:43] <besoin> stereostrips
[23:44] <Ampersand> this is significantly more entertaining than most of the oscar treacle we've

watched
[23:44] <dan2> "You'll be just fine...I'll be going away for the next 10 to 15 years"
[23:44] <besoin> JT silent again
[23:44] <dan2> he knows when to let the dialogue speak for itself
[23:44] <Trebbers> Replacing the 9 volt on his reverb pedal
[23:44] <autarch> coast of tahini
[23:45] <dan2> lol
[23:45] <autarch> it's a mediterranean restaurant
[23:45] <kayke> he's recording lines for Trolls: World Tour, he'll be back in a second
[23:45] <autarch> lol dan
[23:45] <kayke> boom there he is
[23:45] <besoin> he seriously only starts up when his wife is on screen
[23:46] <besoin> ah lawd
[23:46] <autarch> this whole thing feels like a pharmaceutical commercial
[23:46] <Ampersand> awww yea
[23:46] <Trebbers> ahahahahahhhha
[23:46] <dan2> oh god nooo
[23:46] <autarch> haha
[23:46] <dan2> amazing they got Raffi to do a cover
[23:46] <Long_Balls_69> Man this song really driving it all home
[23:46] <besoin> it's so grim
[23:46] <autarch> honestly wouldn't be surprised if it said Boniva at the end credits
[23:46] <lhs> we have a title
[23:46] <kayke> I'm asleep
[23:46] <autarch> no
[23:46] <Trebbers> gif
[23:46] <dan2> the hell
[23:46] <kayke> that is gross
[23:46] <autarch> throw it in the trash you idiot
[23:46] <kayke> I'm puking
[23:46] <dan2> it's been at least 2 weeks right?
[23:47] <Trebbers> It goes out in the water
[23:47] <autarch> that playing over this song is amazing
[23:47] <besoin> he's going to need the raft when he floods his house with meatball water
[23:47] <kayke> I'm asleep and also throwing up
[23:47] <lhs> he's like that boarder who tried to flush rice down the toilet
[23:47] <Trebbers> Mental health = folding t-shirts
[23:47] <lhs> kayke that's one for the movie poster
[23:47] <autarch> be bold
[23:47] <kayke> be fold
[23:47] <autarch> quirky gf
[23:47] <besoin> finally marie kondoing
[23:48] <autarch> no
[23:48] <dan2> *goes out to buy Doritos*
[23:48] <autarch> don't do it jason
[23:48] <Trebbers> "A bomb here, a bomb there"
[23:48] <dan2> alright *cracks knuckles* lets get gentrifying
[23:48] <kayke> "I love it when you build me rafts"
[23:48] <Ampersand> gimme things... like the credits!
[23:48] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:48] <autarch> oh god, just remembered that book of love is not just the name of the song,

but also the movie
[23:48] <autarch> fuck
[23:49] <besoin> why didn't JT just take JS role
[23:49] <dan2> all the flashbacks also feel like they could be scenes from the afterlife
[23:49] <kayke> the obituary form of love
[23:49] <Ampersand> oh lawd
[23:49] <besoin> she looks like hell
[23:49] <dan2> good fuckuign god
[23:49] <besoin> now they're putting a concussed teen on a raft
[23:49] <kayke> he's gonna roll her comatose body onto the raft
[23:49] <Ampersand> set it on fire
[23:49] <Trebbers> here comes the sun again
[23:49] <autarch> this movie is truly monotonous
[23:50] <dan2> need a lawyer to weigh in on the full slate of crimes Sudekis has done in this
[23:50] <Long_Balls_69> He needs to put her back on the raft to send her back to the moment

before the crash
[23:50] <Trebbers> No it's a trap
[23:50] <besoin> they'll sacrifice ahab like laika
[23:50] <kayke> here comes the dog nananana
[23:50] <dan2> how many years is he facing
[23:50] <Trebbers> ha kayke
[23:50] <Ampersand> is the dog just gonna shit on the raft
[23:50] <dan2> here comes the sun(stroke)
[23:50] <Trebbers> hold him over the side
[23:50] <besoin> gotta attract the sharks with something
[23:50] <autarch> no, dude, you cannot go out on a raft with a 16 yr old girl. that is NOT a

good look
[23:51] <lhs> i'm sailing away, set an open course for cps
[23:51] <Ampersand> They were never seen again.
[23:51] <besoin> it has a motor?????
[23:51] <Trebbers> Little outboard
[23:51] <besoin> that's cheating
[23:51] <Trebbers> "Wait where's the food?"
[23:52] <Long_Balls_69> I think it's almost time those fishies made an appearance
[23:52] <autarch> imagining them showing up in another country on their raft made of garbage and

immediately being arrested for like trespassing or whatever
[23:52] <besoin> it would be kind of chill for a minute
[23:52] <kayke> are we gonna see the stupid fish thing
[23:52] <Long_Balls_69> I think so
[23:52] <Ampersand> they float directly into the path of Katrina
[23:52] <dan2> "police records, yes"
[23:52] <besoin> it's those invasive jumping asian carp
[23:52] <kayke> "we don it because we wanted to see fish die"
[23:52] <besoin> they're still in the delta
[23:52] <Trebbers> Crack down yea
[23:52] <Trebbers> "Wait, he's not the criminal
[23:53] <besoin> ooh, she wrote android
[23:53] <lhs> oh my sweet dead idiot
[23:53] <kayke> is she kidnapped?
[23:53] <kayke> is this kidnapping?
[23:53] <Trebbers> "Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded"
[23:53] <autarch> how are they getting radio all the way out there?
[23:53] <Trebbers> shortwave?
[23:53] <kayke> it's radio from the past
[23:53] <lhs> that is not a #2 pencil
[23:53] <besoin> take that, doubters
[23:54] <autarch> they remembered to pack food, right?
[23:54] <dan2> The Book of Death
[23:54] <lhs> they did not
[23:54] <besoin> they're going to eat ahab
[23:54] <kayke> what does that even mean
[23:54] <lhs> already out of water
[23:54] <Ampersand> *fall off the edge of the world*
[23:54] <besoin> imagine all the instagram likes
[23:54] <lhs> heh
[23:55] <Ampersand> isn't this basically what Grimes tried to do
[23:55] <Long_Balls_69> They have the fish to eat now
[23:55] <besoin> bill purple you maniac
[23:55] <autarch> Bill Purple
[23:55] <lhs> directed by bill magenta
[23:55] <Trebbers> "Is this the Azores?" No, it's  Mobile Bay"
[23:55] <kayke> bill purple (shoes)
[23:55] <autarch> what have you done, bill purple
[23:55] <besoin> jessica biel met michelle purple at yoga
[23:55] <besoin> the rest is history
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[23:55] <Long_Balls_69> That was a good one everybody
[23:55] <autarch> the shoes were a subtle nod to the director
[23:55] <autarch> loved it
[23:55] <Ampersand> SERENITY on Sunday! night all!
[23:55] <besoin> there went the sun
[23:55] <dan2> is this the Friends font?
[23:55] <Trebbers> ahha
[23:56] <kayke> 67% of people die when no one is watching... but how many people died watching this movie?
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[22:12] <Ampersand> 3
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[22:12] <autarch> besoin that sounds good
[22:12] <bob511> Yeah.  One theater trip, we got that one, the new one from the War Room people, and A Dog's Purpose 2 all in one preview set.
[22:12] <impdentist> there have been at least a couple kid comes back from heaven flicks recently
[22:12] <autarch> "entertainment". we'll see about that.
[22:12] <impdentist> i think we did at least one
[22:12] <Trebbers> Wasn't Keanu in Nebulastar?
[22:13] <autarch> uh
[22:13] <besoin> was that a tuna
[22:13] <autarch> big drums
[22:13] <Trebbers> What the fuck
[22:13] <lhs> there's the oscar fishing boat
[22:13] <dan2> A Shark's Purpose
[22:13] <bob511> Definitely a tuna.
[22:13] <autarch> hope it zooms out of that kid's eye at the end too
[22:14] <impdentist> haha lhs
[22:14] <autarch> *fart*
[22:14] <Ampersand> The Old McConaughey and the Sea
[22:14] <Trebbers> Living the life
[22:14] <dan2> I know absolutely nothing about this movie but I thought it took place in outer space for some reason
[22:14] <besoin> amistad buds reunited
[22:14] <Trebbers> ahahahah
[22:14] <lhs> same, dan
[22:14] <Trebbers> Was that bird cgi
[22:14] <kayke> We've been doing so many boat movies lately
[22:14] <dan2> I think it was a paper cutout
[22:14] <kayke> let's do a train movie
[22:14] <besoin> the editing
[22:14] <dan2> Unstoppable plz
[22:15] <lhs> polar express
[22:15] <Trebbers> yeAH BOI
[22:15] <Ampersand> Train Quest 2: Dark Territory
[22:15] <dan2> oh yeah
[22:15] <autarch> hootin' hick
[22:15] <shalabi> this already rules
[22:15] <Trebbers> Beat that tunas ass
[22:15] <autarch> he's jerkin his dick
[22:15] <dan2> the big game fisher
[22:15] <autarch> wtf
[22:15] <Trebbers> He paid you 700, give him the rod
[22:15] <besoin> what in hell is happening
[22:15] <lhs> save us, tentacolino
[22:16] <dan2> crankin my rod
[22:16] <autarch> i think he's a person who takes tourists oout to go deep sea fishing, but he loves fishing too much so he gets violent when other people try to catch the fish?
[22:16] <besoin> and he has consumption
[22:16] <Trebbers> Trying to bring Steve Irwin's killer to justice
[22:16] <dan2> oh my god
[22:16] <Ampersand> that fish is too big
[22:16] <dan2> its bigger than the boat
[22:16] <Trebbers> Too much tuna
[22:16] <lhs> if victorian novels have taught me anything, he definitely does, besoin
[22:16] <besoin> the fish is as big as a lincoln
[22:17] <autarch> is itt jaws?
[22:17] <autarch> Jaws? dat you?
[22:17] <Trebbers> Still has spunk in him
[22:17] <besoin> fish spunk is called milt
[22:17] <dan2> if thats the case it must be a sperm whale
[22:18] <impdentist> i don't really understand fishing, i think
[22:18] <Trebbers> Fuck this character already
[22:18] <dan2> now hold on just a minute
[22:18] <autarch> tthat guy runs a nudist resort
[22:18] <lhs> next scene is them buying cans of bumblebee
[22:18] <impdentist> oh this guy
[22:18] <autarch> the guy in the suit
[22:18] <bob511> Ha lhs
[22:18] <autarch> he runs a nudist resort
[22:19] <Trebbers> He recruits men to be hunted for sport
[22:19] <besoin> you held a fucking knife to them
[22:19] <Trebbers> Law of the sea
[22:19] <Trebbers> uh
[22:19] <autarch> come on dog
[22:19] <autarch> they're at the resort
[22:19] <autarch> mister baker dill?
[22:20] <besoin> diane lane?!
[22:20] <impdentist> might fuck around and eat an entire pizza during this
[22:20] <Ampersand> hell yea
[22:20] <dan2> sprouts?
[22:21] <Trebbers> Weird way to get an expo dump in
[22:21] <bob511> His 'n' Hers urine bottles.
[22:21] <autarch> strong words from the guy who just pulled a knife over some fish
[22:21] <impdentist> aw man
[22:22] <besoin> WHAT IS HAPPENING
[22:22] <autarch> the mcconaissance is officially over
[22:22] <Trebbers> What a shitty live this guy has right
[22:22] <besoin> yes, plymouth, we get it
[22:22] <dan2> this is still way better than White Boy Rick
[22:22] <shalabi> is there any plot yet
[22:22] <shalabi> besides the tuna thing
[22:22] == bob511 has changed nick to DrBob511
[22:22] <DrBob511> Almost forgot.
[22:23] <dan2> L O S T
[22:23] <shalabi> heh
[22:23] <impdentist> ah
[22:23] <lhs> justice the tuna?
[22:23] <autarch> so, this is basically the old man and the sea, except the fish is definitely a tuna?
[22:23] <shalabi> thought he was gonna say Serenity
[22:23] <impdentist> MOby Dill
[22:23] <impdentist> i think serenity is the boat
[22:23] <besoin> did they make this during the fyre festival or something
[22:23] <lhs> i don't think the old man fucked
[22:23] <autarch> where are they?
[22:23] <impdentist> lol
[22:23] <impdentist> yeah it's unclear
[22:24] <impdentist> apparently somewhere with right side driver cars
[22:24] <Trebbers> Is this Tuna a murderer
[22:24] <dan2> callin it now, the Tuna took his wife
[22:24] <besoin> put anne hathaway on the screen
[22:24] <autarch> Boat Island
[22:24] <dan2> it's called Justice because he's seeking justice
[22:24] <dan2> and the courts sadly can't give it to him
[22:24] <Ampersand> i see someone who wants the tuna more than he does
[22:24] <autarch> lol just read "moby dill" imp
[22:25] <shalabi> the island of Plymouth
[22:25] <Trebbers> Trying to serve that tuna notice
[22:25] <impdentist> is that mug exposition
[22:25] <autarch> the stakes are so fucking low
[22:25] <besoin> is this a michael bay movie
[22:25] <autarch> why do we care if he catches this fuckin fish?
[22:25] <dan2> his boy is still in Justices' belly
[22:25] <impdentist> oh my god it is
[22:25] <Trebbers> THAT TUNA TOOK MY BOY
[22:25] <dan2> there's still time
[22:25] <impdentist> pffffff
[22:25] <Ampersand> that beard is wretched
[22:26] <Trebbers> Tuna started chatting with his sun online
[22:26] <Trebbers> son
[22:26] <dan2> punch your timecard Dill, it's time for another day of fishin and fuckin
[22:26] <besoin> is this like a truman show situation
[22:26] <autarch> Plymouth island & the ocean all around
[22:26] <Trebbers> ahahh what
[22:26] <autarch> hahahaha
[22:26] <autarch> this is so good
[22:26] <impdentist> "i'm talking to you specifically, matthew mcconaughey"
[22:26] <shalabi> why is it american english radio
[22:27] <Trebbers> It's like the in game radio for a Tuna fishing simulator
[22:27] <impdentist> hahaha
[22:27] <besoin> fishing with coconuts
[22:27] <impdentist> are they in india somehow?
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[22:27] <autarch> i don't think plymouth island is a real place
[22:27] <besoin> maybe use a stronger weight line this time
[22:28] <besoin> under the plymouth island sun
[22:28] <autarch> someone should literally tell him that there's other fish in the sea
[22:28] <shalabi> there's one in Devon England
[22:28] <Trebbers> It's like the score thinks something important just happened
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[22:28] <Trebbers> woah
[22:28] <impdentist> this movie has more fucks in it than pulp fiction
[22:29] <besoin> adieu duke
[22:29] <Trebbers> This is an indie tuna boat
[22:29] <besoin> here, have some kraken rum
[22:30] <lhs_> he has cabin boy fever
[22:30] <Trebbers> Mumbles tending bar
[22:30] <Trebbers> I'm a tuna man, goddammit
[22:30] <autarch> no way in hell this thing passes the bechdel
[22:30] <impdentist> oh god
[22:30] <besoin> please, anne, save us
[22:30] <shalabi> what
[22:30] <dan2> *SPEW*
[22:30] <autarch> spit it out, matt
[22:30] <shalabi> does she think she's in a noir movie?
[22:31] <besoin> why does all the money look fake
[22:31] <autarch> american dollars
[22:31] <Trebbers> Everybody gets to be in whatever movie they want
[22:31] <autarch> because it is, besoin
[22:31] <dan2> Secret Agent Dill?
[22:31] <besoin> what's so funny
[22:31] <autarch> mcconaughey just laughs to himself like that when he's alone, besoin
[22:32] <besoin> god this is horrible
[22:32] <impdentist> oh man
[22:32] <lhs_> remember how much sense first dog made
[22:32] <autarch> gold medals
[22:32] <besoin> iraq, and the medals
[22:32] <dan2> Little Greg
[22:32] <impdentist> oh god
[22:32] <Ampersand> "never heard of Face Book. caught Green Book though. good stuff"
[22:32] <autarch> first place soldier
[22:32] <Trebbers> Is this the setup to a joke
[22:32] <besoin> i can't follow this at all
[22:32] <autarch> do they know about your blue ribbon chili?
[22:32] <dan2> Jack Fisher: Never Reel Back
[22:32] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:33] <besoin> do they know about the 2019 lincoln mk 5?
[22:33] <lhs_> heh
[22:33] <autarch> just realized he's in the Lincoln commercials b/c he's the lincoln lawyer
[22:33] <dan2> he got bigger?
[22:33] <besoin> protein shakes
[22:33] <autarch> what is she talking about?
[22:34] <dan2> "Dinner's ready."
[22:34] <impdentist> both of these people have oscars
[22:34] <dan2> does Rami have his by now?
[22:34] <autarch> he's a gamer
[22:34] <besoin> ♫ nightfishing deserves a quiet night ♫
[22:34] <dan2> here we go
[22:34] <Trebbers> wait, that is a fishing sim
[22:34] <Ampersand> "he's got a clan now"
[22:34] <shalabi> "he says gamer words over xbox live"
[22:34] <dan2> uniqute ability to pwn n00bs
[22:35] <autarch> he has hundreds of followers on twitch
[22:35] <lhs_> oh it's double indemni-sea
[22:35] <besoin> heh
[22:35] <shalabi> damn
[22:35] <autarch> alright alright
[22:35] <shalabi> i'd do it for that
[22:35] <Trebbers> 10 MEEEELION DOLLARS
[22:35] <autarch> we got ourselves a plot
[22:36] <autarch> "get off my boat. we're going with the tuna plot"
[22:36] <besoin> baker dill
[22:36] <impdentist> oh this guy
[22:36] <Ampersand> that's Mister Baker Dill to you
[22:36] <autarch> how is that not david wain?
[22:36] <besoin> shouldn't he just take off his socks and walk into the ocean
[22:36] <Ampersand> first name Mister, last name Baker Dill
[22:36] <DrBob511> Just got in from a Polish Bros. movie, and boy are his arms tired.
[22:36] <Trebbers> Michael Emerson's non-union equivalent
[22:36] <shalabi> lol
[22:36] <Ampersand> "hot pocket"
[22:37] <lhs_> there's the cat
[22:37] <besoin> baker dill, lives in a shipping container
[22:37] <Trebbers> ahah what
[22:37] <dan2> whoa now
[22:37] <autarch> ok
[22:37] <Trebbers> No dangle
[22:37] <shalabi> was it taped up
[22:37] <Ampersand> what
[22:37] <Trebbers> what what that
[22:37] <impdentist> why is it doing that
[22:37] <autarch> assassin's creed camera work
[22:37] <dan2> the camera moves like when you would hit the C buttons on the N64 controller
[22:38] <Trebbers> The camera AI is fucked
[22:38] <besoin> now how on earth is he going to get back up
[22:38] <besoin> maybe the tuna ate his dick
[22:38] <besoin> would explain some of the enmity
[22:38] <Ampersand> grabs at the dollar bills baited in front of him
[22:38] <lhs_> "there's something i need you to do... actually, nevermind"
[22:38] <Trebbers> Remembering the Nevermind shoot
[22:38] <autarch> lol
[22:38] <dan2> he turned into Owen Wilson
[22:38] <impdentist> wow
[22:38] <besoin> "i want my two dollars"
[22:38] <shalabi> come on, where is his dick
[22:39] <autarch> gett away from that child with your dick
[22:39] <dan2> I regret not getting a better rip because I feel like I could see dong
[22:39] <DrBob511> Left it with Diane.
[22:39] <Ampersand> i believe we refer to it as "his lure"
[22:39] <autarch> i saw dong
[22:39] <shalabi> dan2 i got a 1080p version and there was nothing
[22:39] <autarch> i saw dong i swear
[22:39] <Trebbers> In wide shot there was something
[22:39] <shalabi> no way
[22:39] <shalabi> that was bush
[22:39] <besoin> what the fuck
[22:40] <dan2> what
[22:40] <autarch> noo it was dong. cold hard dong.
[22:40] <dan2> *goes back to pornhub*
[22:40] <impdentist> can we get a gif of the dong please
[22:40] <autarch> reminds me of arcadia by tom stoppard
[22:40] <impdentist> for science
[22:40] <DrBob511> God, Jason Clarke in this thing.
[22:40] <Trebbers> I saw a little silhouetto of a wang 
[22:40] <kayke> I've been like... browsing face washes on amazon this whole movie so far
[22:40] <dan2> lol treb
[22:41] <autarch> it really is like a cutscene from a video game
[22:41] <Trebbers> what
[22:41] <impdentist> i'm surprised we're not getting name splashes
[22:41] <DrBob511> In a classy movie like this?
[22:41] <Trebbers> Smoking Tunas
[22:41] <lhs_> cutscene in a bathroom = silent hill
[22:41] <impdentist> like in that mads netflix comic book movie that i can't remember the name of
[22:41] <kayke> I picked the wrong moment to start paying attention
[22:42] <Trebbers> What a fucked up dermatologist
[22:42] <shalabi> is this guy in the FBI?
[22:42] <Ampersand> inspecting her like a fillet of fish
[22:42] <shalabi> federal butt inspector
[22:42] <DrBob511> I get it, shalabi.
[22:42] <dan2> *squints* "ah, there's the butt"
[22:42] <shalabi> sigh
[22:42] <impdentist> WHERE IS THIS
[22:42] <besoin> how on earth did this get made
[22:42] <Ampersand> this feels like one of those "everyone involved is being blackmailed" movies
[22:43] <besoin> yes
[22:43] <besoin> "here, take this photocopy of a $5 bill"
[22:44] <lhs_> maker vill
[22:44] <Trebbers> why the fuck does this lady know things
[22:44] <dan2> "And I'll take one of those 'life if good' t-shirts"
[22:44] <impdentist> did they film this in between scenes of "the beach bum"
[22:44] <lhs_> i want to know more about the g-man
[22:44] <Trebbers> woah
[22:44] <besoin> is clarke doing his ted kennedy accent
[22:45] <Ampersand> weird touch
[22:45] <shalabi> why doesn't he get a yacht
[22:45] <Trebbers> Feel like Clarke is working too hard
[22:45] <kayke> "far suppah I want the partay plattah"
[22:45] <Ampersand> "it's okay honey. this dill is a real weed"
[22:45] <Trebbers> So much ass
[22:46] <besoin> why doesn't he just wait by the boat
[22:46] <autarch> this guy is living groundhog day
[22:46] <Ampersand> the fuck
[22:46] <autarch> lol
[22:46] <besoin> is there some scifi thing happening
[22:46] <kayke> um have we seen that guy before?
[22:46] <impdentist> this guy can fuck right off
[22:46] <Ampersand> this is going to get nuts
[22:46] <autarch> that was so predictable
[22:46] <DrBob511> Living that Shenmue life.
[22:46] <autarch> workin on my night fish
[22:47] <besoin> buncha busybodies on plymouth island
[22:47] <Trebbers> Was there astral projection when he saw his kid
[22:47] <shalabi> asstral projection
[22:47] <autarch> "midder dill! midder dill!"
[22:47] <Trebbers> ahah
[22:47] <dan2> I think the kid is controlling McConaughey in his videogame
[22:47] <autarch> dan that's a good call
[22:47] <besoin> great role for diane lane here
[22:47] <Trebbers> "2:00, a record"
[22:47] <dan2> and the guy with glasses in the suit is a moderator trying to stop it
[22:48] <impdentist> whoever called the radio the in-game station at a fishing sim was right on
[22:48] <autarch> catch that tuna!
[22:48] <autarch> toon > poon.
[22:48] <besoin> why do they only play cajun music on plymouth island
[22:48] <lhs_> look at it
[22:49] <besoin> well this is great information
[22:49] <dan2> Lets Bake a Dill
[22:49] <lhs_> heh
[22:49] <impdentist> haha
[22:50] <besoin> isn't it pretty warm to be wearing a cardigan
[22:50] <autarch> love to misquote the lord's prayer
[22:50] <dan2> the fact that he's named Baker Dill also points to this being a videogame since there's no way that's a real name
[22:51] <besoin> dill's in a real pickle here
[22:51] <Ampersand> what
[22:51] <dan2> I have a particular set of gills...
[22:51] <autarch> here we go
[22:51] <impdentist> what's all this now
[22:51] <kayke> this is taking a turn
[22:51] <Trebbers> what do you think you're doing movie
[22:51] <Ampersand> i'm flummoxed
[22:51] <autarch> duke = narc
[22:51] <besoin> he's writing loops
[22:51] <shalabi> wait did i miss something
[22:51] <Ampersand> Lawnmower Dad
[22:51] <autarch> ready baker one
[22:51] <Trebbers> kinda, kinda not
[22:52] <besoin> seems like they misnamed this boat
[22:52] <shalabi> i honestly just want to see the fish plot
[22:52] <Ampersand> James Nguyen on sfx
[22:52] <autarch> the fish plot was great
[22:52] <dan2> haha amp
[22:52] <Trebbers> hah
[22:52] <Trebbers> The tuna is operating a bird drone
[22:52] <autarch> are these the same drummers that they had in Great Wall?
[22:53] <besoin> called him dull, heh
[22:53] <Trebbers> uh
[22:53] <shalabi> yikes
[22:53] <autarch> jeez
[22:53] <autarch> this guy stinks
[22:53] <shalabi> ffs
[22:54] <dan2> "in his little chit chat room"
[22:54] <besoin> stop all the downloadin', pat
[22:54] <autarch> he spends all his time on this fackin message board
[22:54] <shalabi> "he's only got 500 viewers on twitch"
[22:54] <impdentist> porn ninjas stealing cars
[22:54] <dan2> I called it
[22:54] <autarch> this fackin indie rock message board
[22:55] <autarch> good call dan
[22:55] <besoin> is this like a tommy westphall situation
[22:55] <dan2> "ever play runescape, dad?"
[22:55] <autarch> how can you?
[22:55] <dan2> jeez
[22:55] <impdentist> rami malek just won lol
[22:55] <besoin> seriously? fuck
[22:56] <shalabi> is that director gonna win
[22:56] <dan2> this is making me feel better about that I suppose
[22:56] <besoin> just let the shark take him
[22:56] <shalabi> lol
[22:57] <besoin> what even happened?
[22:57] <Trebbers> KISS FOR DADDY
[22:57] <shalabi> jesus
[22:57] <autarch> if that guy catches dill's tuna, mcconaughey is a cuck
[22:58] <Ampersand> ha ha ha bloooood!
[22:58] <shalabi> dun dun DUN
[22:58] <Trebbers> Is this a book of henry sitch
[22:59] <besoin> this is definitely some weird universe in a snow globe thing
[22:59] <impdentist> an insane movie with a surprisingly good cast? yes
[22:59] <dan2> maybe the son is so smart he figured out a way to program actual human beings to do stuff?
[22:59] <shalabi> suit guy is his son
[22:59] <dan2> but I guess only his dad?
[22:59] <Trebbers> THat's his son from the future
[22:59] <shalabi> in the present
[22:59] <DrBob511> Well, you guys won't have to wait much longer for the explanation, anyway.
[22:59] <Trebbers> yeah
[22:59] <Ampersand> making Book of Love look subtly acted
[22:59] <besoin> came up against an iraqi tuna division
[22:59] <Trebbers> "Tuna, strewn all across the trenches"
[23:00] <autarch> lol
[23:00] <dan2> Dill wont Kill
[23:01] <Ampersand> yr a good pickle
[23:01] <autarch> tthis is truly Dill's Pickl;we]
[23:01] <autarch> FUCK
[23:01] <autarch> FUXK
[23:01] <Ampersand> lol
[23:01] <autarch> AMP
[23:01] <dan2> lol
[23:01] <lhs_> the hubris of a father, to yank a soul out of nonexistence into all this tuna
[23:01] <shalabi> lol
[23:01] <autarch> I messed up ttyping thtat so much
[23:01] <autarch> my t button is sticky
[23:02] <autarch> i would have made tthat joke firstt
[23:02] <Trebbers> Is that mac from the future
[23:02] <besoin> typing tuna too much
[23:02] <autarch> pls be tthe guy
[23:02] <shalabi> she's actually a cat?
[23:03] <Ampersand> a cat.. woman
[23:03] <besoin> please no sex scene
[23:03] <autarch> i wanna see that guy who is always late
[23:03] <shalabi> nice amp
[23:03] <autarch> 8 ball says: "don't count on it, besoin"
[23:03] <besoin> when i was 16, and you were 32
[23:03] <dan2> they went to go see The Fixx?
[23:03] <lhs_> boop that bellybutton
[23:03] <impdentist> pfffffff
[23:03] <Ampersand> this is embarrassing
[23:04] <besoin> the bridge to plymouth island
[23:04] <dan2> aeiiii
[23:04] <besoin> ejfwjfjofa
[23:04] <shalabi> wowee
[23:04] <Trebbers> uh
[23:04] <impdentist> noooooo
[23:04] <shalabi> this movie is off the rails
[23:04] <autarch> the fact thtatt this is a videogame explains the camerawork from earlier. that's actually just really good directing
[23:04] <dan2> this is full David Cage
[23:05] <autarch> "before this gets any crazier"
[23:05] <Ampersand> from the writer of Seventh Son
[23:05] <autarch> hoo boy
[23:05] <Trebbers> come on
[23:05] <besoin> here's a weird fact: the writer/director of this created who wants to be a millionaire
[23:06] <dan2> *puts on butt inspecting glasses*
[23:06] <besoin> gross
[23:06] <dan2> frontrunner for wettest film of 2019
[23:07] <Trebbers> Nothing makes me harder than the smell of a fishing boat
[23:07] <impdentist> deep
[23:07] <shalabi> boats on fire
[23:07] <autarch> is that gonna start a fire?
[23:07] <DrBob511> Less fish-fucking than last year's wettest film, though.
[23:07] <lhs_> what on earth is this kid programming
[23:07] <besoin> remember in interstellar when they were father and daughter
[23:07] <DrBob511> Well, less so far.
[23:07] <Ampersand> he's with her now, but we know he's thinking of tuna
[23:07] <autarch> could win tthe oscar for most male ass scenes
[23:08] <autarch> actually, just most ass scenes
[23:08] <autarch> forgott she also had an ass scene
[23:08] <Ampersand> half assed
[23:08] <Trebbers> gross
[23:08] <dan2> turnin into Popeye
[23:08] <lhs_> best lead ass, best supporting ass
[23:08] <impdentist> "hope you weren't listening just now"
[23:09] <besoin> what the HELL is this
[23:09] <autarch> this dweeb
[23:09] <lhs_> wish this movie had some tasteful buns instead of vulgar asses
[23:09] <besoin> why is he shouting things at him before he even opened his car door
[23:09] <DrBob511> Agent D.E. Machina.
[23:09] <lhs_> heh
[23:10] <dan2> Mr. X...position
[23:10] <autarch> "a bigger dick?"
[23:10] <besoin> compromising photos of charlie tuna
[23:10] <impdentist> wait does he live in a storage container
[23:10] <autarch> lol bob
[23:10] <besoin> welcome to the movie, imp
[23:10] <kayke> it's a tiny home
[23:10] <shalabi> um
[23:10] <Trebbers> Uh
[23:10] <kayke> this guy is a bottom
[23:10] <dan2> he's got the Prima stategy guide for his life in that briefcase
[23:10] <impdentist> buddy
[23:10] <autarch> "but you know what they say about bigger hands"
[23:11] <besoin> it's not really an electrical storm
[23:11] <DrBob511> I could really go for sleeping in a metal box in a place that gets as much rain as this.
[23:11] <kayke> if they don't fuck I'm turning this off
[23:11] <Trebbers> There just a big ass hook in there
[23:11] <DrBob511> Would be very soothing.
[23:11] <lhs_> very soothing and very 150 degrees
[23:12] <impdentist> that seems excessive
[23:12] <kayke> glug glug
[23:12] <autarch> this is the bad guy's biological son's stepdad who is sent to kill baker dill
[23:12] <dan2> so did some PA have to hose down McConaughey before every scene started filming
[23:12] <Trebbers> "The more I drink, the bigger your hands seem"
[23:12] <Ampersand> hell yes
[23:12] <shalabi> ...
[23:12] <impdentist> did this guy wander in here from a wes anderson movie
[23:13] <lhs_> is this like the remote from that sandler thing
[23:13] <kayke> is it a recording device?
[23:13] <besoin> i was going to say the remote from pleasantville
[23:13] <autarch> his son unlocked the fishfinder
[23:13] <besoin> DLC
[23:13] <Ampersand> hello it me
[23:13] <Trebbers> "You got this calibrated for Jabberjaw?"
[23:13] <autarch> god damni t
[23:13] <Ampersand> the rules
[23:13] <dan2> pay to win
[23:13] <impdentist> no i hate this
[23:14] <kayke> fuck the rules, literally
[23:14] <autarch> wait. what did he just say?
[23:14] <besoin> happy to see a jabberjaw reference
[23:14] <lhs_> he said, "i am the rules"
[23:14] <besoin> shouldn't dill be catching salmon
[23:14] <kayke> "I am ja rule"
[23:14] <autarch> "i am the rules?" what did he mean by that?
[23:14] <dan2> "You'll get the bad ending if you decide to kill him"
[23:14] <autarch> "the game?"
[23:14] <impdentist> jesus christ
[23:15] <besoin> god this is bizarre
[23:15] <kayke> he's just an npc
[23:15] <dan2> World of Fishcraft
[23:15] <autarch> lol
[23:15] <Ampersand> gamers have ruined us
[23:15] <autarch> yes, we do get it
[23:15] <Trebbers> ha dan
[23:15] <kayke> I wish this movie didn't have the first half of it
[23:15] <impdentist> that explains why the island makes no sense
[23:15] <shalabi> and he's just buying all of this
[23:15] <lhs_> welcome to fishworld
[23:15] <dan2> holy shit
[23:15] <autarch> it's minecraft
[23:15] <Trebbers> WetWorld
[23:15] <besoin> fewhljsdkmfqewFHPEWIUFH;FD
[23:15] <dan2> Ready Fisher One
[23:15] <besoin> heh
[23:15] <Ampersand> this is the insanest thing we have ever seen
[23:15] <dan2> i love it
[23:16] <kayke> it's all happening in a snowglobe
[23:16] <autarch> god this is so condescending
[23:16] <dan2> moving on to PvP
[23:16] <besoin> well it'll be at sea
[23:16] <DrBob511> Now the twist is done, and there's like forty minutes left in the movie.
[23:16] <autarch> this is the worst ever attempt at a mindfuck
[23:16] <Ampersand> it's a cat catching, Diane Lane shtupping game
[23:16] <shalabi> i really don't understand why anything matters at all after this twist
[23:16] <impdentist> this guy is the parental filter
[23:17] <besoin> oooof, too much kraken
[23:17] <kayke> "why has the creator changed the rules... and not changed his tiny hands?"
[23:17] <dan2> the rules changed because the kid is a teenage boy now
[23:17] <autarch> yeah, so wait, the kid programmed a game where he plays as his dad and fucks his mom?
[23:17] <Trebbers> Grand Theft Albacore
[23:17] <Ampersand> lol
[23:17] <besoin> they really kept this nonsense out of the trailer
[23:18] <Ampersand> this is immediate bro intellectual canon
[23:18] <autarch> he died in iraq
[23:18] <kayke> the purple heart is an extra life
[23:18] <dan2> he's on life support in an aquarium
[23:18] <besoin> this is the thirteenth floor
[23:19] <impdentist> "whoa wait i never noticed there were no other islands around"
[23:19] <lhs_> the kid took the deep blue sea pill
[23:19] <Trebbers> There are impressionable youths that will stan for this
[23:19] <autarch> hahaha
[23:19] <dan2> explains why he had no weiner, that would bump the rating up to an AO
[23:19] <autarch> it all ttakes place in a TED talk
[23:19] <shalabi> his kid made a fuck island for his dad
[23:19] <autarch> the truman game
[23:19] <autarch> lol shalabi
[23:19] <besoin> when did he get a mustache?
[23:19] <impdentist> i can't believe they dropped that twist less than 2/3 in
[23:20] <dan2> *cuts down grass for some extra rupees*
[23:20] <besoin> you caught a lil tuna
[23:20] <kayke> I wish they would have dropped it sooner, I would have gave a shit
[23:20] <Trebbers> Greeeeeeeen Boooooooook lol
[23:20] <besoin> nooooooooo
[23:20] <dan2> did it win?
[23:20] <DrBob511> Yeah
[23:20] <Trebbers> lolol
[23:20] <dan2> lmao
[23:20] <shalabi> big lols
[23:20] <impdentist> lolololol
[23:20] <autarch> pls gett hit by car
[23:20] <besoin> fuck the oscars forever
[23:20] <besoin> this is probably a better movie
[23:21] <lhs_> what is green book
[23:21] <impdentist> what a disaster all around
[23:21] <shalabi> at least they cut off the acceptance speech
[23:21] <kayke> "I'm the code"
[23:21] <DrBob511> "I just spawned down from Miami."
[23:21] <Trebbers> "You're fuckin' my mom"
[23:21] <impdentist> "i'm the expansion pack"
[23:21] <kayke> set him on fire
[23:21] <lhs_> put the lighter in his inventory
[23:22] <autarch> "I fuck all kinds of moms on this here island"
[23:22] <dan2> what is this accent?
[23:22] <DrBob511> That's what all our NPCs sound like down here in south Florida.
[23:22] <autarch> is he driving a plymouth?
[23:22] <besoin> why did the kid program kali into the game
[23:23] <kayke> "it's a side quest"
[23:23] <autarch> lol
[23:23] <Trebbers> This is bullshit. There should be 200 Baker Dills in different outfits screaming racial slurs at this point
[23:23] <autarch> free trial
[23:24] <Ampersand> this game is currently free on Steam
[23:24] <autarch> god fuckin damn it
[23:24] <shalabi> he's audience surragate apparently
[23:24] <besoin> what are the stakes here
[23:25] <kayke> catch the fish
[23:25] <DrBob511> Justice (the tuna)
[23:25] <besoin> you know he wrote this when he was really impressed with some shit his kid did in minecraft
[23:26] <autarch> lol
[23:26] <Ampersand> i thought you had the rules
[23:26] <besoin> how did they read this script and sign on
[23:26] <autarch> [smoking cigarette emphatically]
[23:27] <autarch> god fuckin damn it
[23:27] <DrBob511> Can't remember a time before 1970-01-01.
[23:27] <Ampersand> please cut off your mom's mole
[23:28] <dan2> lol bob
[23:28] <impdentist> ohp
[23:28] <autarch> lol bob
[23:28] <impdentist> oh it's just the blood everywhere huh
[23:28] <autarch> this movie is also inception
[23:28] <shalabi> oookay
[23:28] <Ampersand> "blood! ha ha ha"
[23:28] <Trebbers> ahha
[23:28] <lhs_> i want tomato soup now
[23:28] <besoin> the trailer really sold this as a straightforward murder for hire movie
[23:28] <autarch> lol
[23:28] <dan2> typical ultra-rich, buying a giant teacup to bathe in
[23:29] <DrBob511> The thing with the conceit of this movie is, what's with all the scenes we get not from Baker Dill's perspective?
[23:29] <besoin> just go kill him in his room
[23:29] <besoin> who gives a fuck
[23:29] <impdentist> cutscenes
[23:30] <besoin> nothing matters
[23:30] <Trebbers> ahahh
[23:30] <dan2> NYARGHHH
[23:30] <autarch> NUUUUHHH
[23:30] <Trebbers> So that take made it in
[23:30] <impdentist> dr. bob is the save point
[23:30] <dan2> ragequit
[23:30] <lhs_> i ragequit
[23:30] <autarch> lol
[23:30] <dan2> :)
[23:31] <besoin> is dill aging
[23:32] <autarch> Baker Durden
[23:32] <dan2> his kid definetly calls people he disagrees with on twitter "NPCs"
[23:32] <shalabi> lol
[23:33] <dan2> his only hope now is to try and find some kind of out-of-bounds glitch
[23:33] <autarch> lol
[23:33] <Trebbers> what
[23:33] <shalabi> pickle fishing?
[23:33] <dan2> what in gods name
[23:33] <autarch> come on dog
[23:34] <lhs_> thanks, male screenwriter
[23:34] <autarch> this is worse than a cutscene
[23:34] <Ampersand> MTV Movie Awards Best Kiss 2019
[23:34] <autarch> it
[23:34] <autarch> it's a chokescene
[23:34] <Trebbers> Walked into a sick golf simulator
[23:35] <Trebbers> HEH HEH HEH hEH
[23:35] <lhs_> time to choose
[23:35] <autarch> has matthew always cackled like that
[23:35] <kayke> if this movie had less murder, it would be my dream of living in animal crossing
[23:35] <impdentist> seriously
[23:36] <autarch> is itt possible that life is a simulation?
[23:36] <besoin> 20 mins to wrap this up
[23:36] <besoin> egrjiojklsdvm;sdv;l
[23:36] <autarch> oh fuck
[23:36] <impdentist> come on
[23:36] <autarch> thanks, carl sagan
[23:36] <autarch> yr fackin son, m8
[23:36] <DrBob511> The Tempest 2000
[23:36] <impdentist> i can't believe how dumb this is
[23:37] <shalabi> EA?
[23:37] <autarch> hoookay then
[23:37] <besoin> this is also the lego movie, i believe
[23:37] <besoin> if i understood the lego movie correctly
[23:38] <dan2> *pulls out minigun*
[23:38] <DrBob511> LEVEL UP
[23:38] <kayke> fave character
[23:38] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:38] <impdentist> was fish finder a red herring
[23:38] <autarch> heell yeah this is ownage
[23:38] <impdentist> hang on this dude's name was Zariakus?
[23:38] <autarch> pwn him, baker
[23:38] <Ampersand> you have only 20 minutes
[23:38] <autarch> lol
[23:38] <kayke> I want a funko pop of the rules
[23:38] <dan2> haha
[23:39] <besoin> it's a game. you can kill him anytime. who cares about the ruse of the fishing expedition.
[23:39] <autarch> lol kayke
[23:39] <dan2> is his name The Rules or just Rules
[23:39] <impdentist> first name Vanderpump
[23:39] <shalabi> he's never gonna get that fish
[23:39] <autarch> just goes to show that if u learn to code, you can do anything
[23:39] <besoin> just cut his head off right now
[23:39] <besoin> who cares
[23:39] <impdentist> the game was too hard so he switched to easy mode
[23:39] <DrBob511> This is the only way they could get Jason Clarke to finish the movie once they told him the twist.
[23:39] <lhs_> he's an essential npc, can't kill him
[23:39] <impdentist> literally forgot about diane lane
[23:40] <autarch> consuela u better not narc
[23:40] <DrBob511> Grinding in this game is literally grinding.
[23:40] <Trebbers> Swear to god that's an Under the Tuscan Sun reference
[23:40] <autarch> lol
[23:41] <shalabi> i need to read a few think pieces about this afterwards
[23:41] <lhs_> more cat and less of this bullshit please
[23:41] <autarch> the kid is a haxor
[23:42] <dan2> again, why do they need to come up with a subtle way to kill this guy
[23:42] <besoin> JUST KILL HIM RIGHT NOW
[23:42] <shalabi> gotta chum the waters first
[23:42] <dan2> the one policeman in town probably isn't even programmed to handle a murder charge
[23:42] <shalabi> police AI is really hard
[23:42] <Ampersand> tuna time
[23:42] <autarch> catch a tuna
[23:42] <dan2> lot of crates in this game apparently
[23:43] <autarch> throw him overboard
[23:43] <autarch> kut his nuts off
[23:43] <besoin> god forbid you get caught
[23:43] <dan2> love that bird
[23:43] <DrBob511> ::loads quicksave::
[23:43] <lhs_> send follower back to town
[23:43] <impdentist> haha
[23:43] <shalabi> lol
[23:43] <dan2> Mr. Zari-carcass
[23:43] <Ampersand> awww yea
[23:44] <Ampersand> The Stakes
[23:44] <Trebbers> Tuna stakes
[23:44] <autarch> justice
[23:44] <autarch> it's tim
[23:45] <autarch> it's tim!
[23:45] <dan2> We've got a Serenity kill screen coming up
[23:45] <autarch> lol
[23:45] <Ampersand> lololol
[23:45] <besoin> heh
[23:45] <shalabi> HA
[23:45] <autarch> here we go
[23:45] <besoin> why does that kid's code auto-scroll
[23:45] <besoin> weird IDE
[23:45] <dan2> so this kid can't record any of this and send it to the cops?
[23:46] <lhs_> welp see ya later
[23:46] <autarch> he dead
[23:46] <autarch> loll hs
[23:46] <impdentist> lol
[23:46] <besoin> justice for chappaquiddick
[23:46] <Trebbers> *under the sea starts playing, roll credits*
[23:46] <Trebbers> ha besoin
[23:46] <dan2> BADGERRRRRR
[23:46] <Trebbers> Comes back up riding tuna
[23:46] <besoin> god
[23:46] <autarch> AH
[23:47] <Ampersand> cringing
[23:47] <autarch> AAGGGGHHHHHH
[23:47] <DrBob511> "Pompano Beach area of Miami"?
[23:47] <impdentist> AH
[23:47] <lhs_> patrick's father, daddy zariakis
[23:47] <dan2> so wait, did the real life Zariakis not have 10 million dollars?
[23:47] <autarch> Dillon Baker
[23:47] <autarch> huh
[23:47] <impdentist> hahahahaha
[23:47] <besoin> baker...dill..was...his......principal
[23:47] <autarch> a heero
[23:47] <autarch> a hero
[23:48] <impdentist> ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:48] <shalabi> LOL
[23:48] <dan2> RIP
[23:48] <Ampersand> the game lives on
[23:48] <autarch> He's a hero just like his pops
[23:48] <shalabi> this is all really good stuff. give this the oscar.
[23:48] <dan2> this is the frontrunner for sure
[23:48] <besoin> "a gifted IT student"
[23:48] <autarch> he can go 2 heaven now
[23:48] <autarch> cuz plymouth island was purgatory
[23:49] <kayke> the real video game is his brain
[23:49] <autarch> simply the most epic coder of all time
[23:49] <autarch> haha
[23:49] <autarch> kayke
[23:49] <impdentist> he puts the phone to his ear and disappears into the matrix
[23:49] <autarch> "i'm in heaven now"
[23:49] <besoin> we sure don't
[23:49] <dan2> they let him have Dischord in jail?
[23:49] <impdentist> nobody knows anything
[23:49] <DrBob511> Using your one phone call on an AI subroutine.
[23:50] <autarch> fuck thtis
[23:50] <autarch> fuck this to hell
[23:50] <autarch> i love it though
[23:50] <DrBob511> "Dad, I'm going to move the game to Unity."
[23:50] <dan2> haha
[23:50] <impdentist> AH
[23:50] <autarch> [tear rolls down cheek] "MY SON IS A CONSOLE GAMER!"
[23:51] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:51] <Ampersand> these next gen graphics are unreal
[23:51] <lhs_> the sky above the port was the color of television, tunaed to a dead channel
[23:51] <dan2> A Dad Sin's Creed
[23:51] <shalabi> BrineCraft
[23:51] <Trebbers> aaaaaahhh dan
[23:51] <Ampersand> lol
[23:51] <autarch> Ok, this is epic.
[23:51] <autarch> Dan
[23:51] <besoin> aaand back in
[23:51] <dan2> I mess up with apostrophies so much
[23:51] <dan2> I'm dumber than whoever wrote this movie for sure
[23:52] <impdentist> did the kid commit suicide
[23:52] <Ampersand> give him a big kiss
[23:52] <impdentist> is that what happened
[23:52] <autarch> now they can kill his stepdad over and over again, cuz that mission is replayable!
[23:52] <dan2> he jacked in
[23:52] <besoin> "a gifted IT student"
[23:52] <autarch> lol
[23:52] <shalabi> [blue] fin
[23:52] <impdentist> that was astounding
[23:52] <lhs_> steven "daddy" knight
[23:53] <DrBob511> In reality, the kid just changed some strings in Jaws for the 2600.
[23:53] <dan2> if theres a deleted scene of the kid modeling his own dad's junk, I'm buying the blu-ray
[23:53] <kayke> lol
[23:53] <Ampersand> one day soon, i'll look back at this as a dream
[23:53] <Trebbers> Please tell me Steven Knight didn't write this
[23:53] <dan2> WALLFISH????
[23:53] <impdentist> so when matt was swimming he could hear the sound of his widow being abused
[23:53] <besoin> it's a real testament to the producers that they were able to make this movie quietly go away, for the most part
[23:53] <impdentist> is that what we are to believe
[23:54] <dan2> same for Book of Love
[23:54] <besoin> how did they get diane lane in this thing
[23:54] <impdentist> also what was the point of diane lane's character
[23:54] <Ampersand> well, you see, his dad still fucked
[23:54] <autarch> the second love intereat
[23:54] <besoin> plymouth dj -- redd pepper
[23:54] <dan2> great job by him
[23:54] <shalabi> sometimes, a movie like this gets made
[23:55] <autarch> "son, could you program more chicks into this thing?"
[23:55] <kayke> when I die I want my kid to make a stardew valley character named after me and make sure it fucks
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Postby struttin' evil mushroom » Tue Feb 26, 2019 10:41 pm

the transcript of the Serenity chat is astounding
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:09 pm

BREEN ALERT
Neil is now selling his cheapo DVDs of Twisted Pair.
I'd expect we'll be watching it in the next couple of months.
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2 hours until showtime!
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Postby pinkerton » Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:19 pm

God’s Club















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Postby mancubz » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:07 pm

i love when christians, the little guys, persevere
good for you!!!
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Postby Shalabi » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:14 pm

God is age appropriate for 12 and up
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Postby Autarch » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:49 pm

Shalabi wrote:God is age appropriate for 12 and up


I've heard of PG-13, but FF-12?
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Postby Ampersand » Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:02 pm

Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION:
God's Club

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Postby Ampersand » Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:41 pm

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[22:12] <Ampersand> 3
[22:12] <Ampersand> 2
[22:12] <Ampersand> 1
[22:12] <autarch> oh no i missed it
[22:12] <Ampersand> Larry Nassar Group
[22:12] <kayke> I missed it too
[22:12] <besoin> cort furniture strikes again
[22:12] <Ampersand> 30 now
[22:12] <bob511> It definitely kind of interesting that the Simpsons Treehouse segment ended up with more lasting pop-culture impact than the movie it was skewering.
[22:12] <dan2> what time do you want
[22:12] <dan2> :30 right now
[22:12] <lhs> is it slightly twitching for anyone else?
[22:12] <Ampersand> 40
[22:13] <autarch> gimme 1:101
[22:13] <Ampersand> yeah it is
[22:13] <autarch> gimme 1:01
[22:13] <besoin> like stuttering, lhs?
[22:13] <besoin> if so, then yes
[22:13] <Ampersand> 1:01
[22:13] <dan2> 1:01
[22:13] <autarch> ty
[22:13] <autarch> baldwin looks like he's medically sedated
[22:13] <lhs> glitch club
[22:13] <dan2> some slight stuttering is all in God's plan
[22:13] <Ampersand> maybe god is trying to stop the file from playing
[22:14] <dan2> ugh, those grizzled athiests
[22:14] <shalabi> why is everyone so upset all the time
[22:14] <besoin> fuckin' all star cast here
[22:14] <dan2> no place for GOD in any of the 5 bouroughs
[22:14] <autarch> thought that was michael ian black sighing for a second
[22:14] <kayke> ME TOO
[22:14] <bob511> Did they cut like an entire first act to this movie?
[22:15] <besoin> people love being told to calm down
[22:15] <kayke> when he tilted his head back
[22:15] <autarch> baldwin looks fuckin insane
[22:15] <impdeist> did we start like 40 minutes into the film somehow
[22:15] <pinkerton_> lol
[22:15] <kayke> lol
[22:15] <pinkerton_> feels like it
[22:15] <dan2> at those point, the audience for these movies just assumes that the christian characters are under attack
[22:15] <autarch> i know
[22:16] <Ampersand> uh, excuse you, it's god's club
[22:16] <dan2> saves time for the director
[22:16] <dan2> NO
[22:16] <besoin> angie neverheart is going to die, huh?
[22:16] <autarch> did half a movie happen in the first 1:01 that I missed?
[22:16] <bob511> "WASPs"
[22:16] <autarch> god stinks
[22:16] <autarch> "reverence for cops"
[22:16] <besoin> atheist reject the concept of forgiveness
[22:16] <kayke> she's driving
[22:17] <dan2> keep your eyes on the road lady, poor Stephen can't due to being maced
[22:17] <autarch> hell yeah
[22:17] <shalabi> yes!!
[22:17] <impdeist> definitely his fault
[22:17] <autarch> sweeet justice
[22:17] <Ampersand> thought he was going to give her road head
[22:17] <bob511> Not respect for safe driving, I guess.
[22:17] <besoin> only way to get over the guilt is to chair god's club
[22:17] <shalabi> she's joining god's club in the sky
[22:17] <kayke> guess the bible doesn't say anything about road safety
[22:17] <autarch> roll credits
[22:17] <besoin> yeah, she got sent to corporate
[22:17] <lhs> now their daughter is going to build a raft
[22:17] <Ampersand> hey babe, row's it rolling?
[22:17] <dan2> one thing going for these Christian movies, the do seem to be anti-car a lot of the time
[22:17] <besoin> BAAAABBBEEEE!!!
[22:17] <pinkerton_> *M Night Shyamalan enters the frame*
[22:17] <Ampersand> lol
[22:17] <shalabi> hit with god's club
[22:17] <autarch> that's why you never kisss your wife while she's driving
[22:18] <lhs> don't move her, idiot
[22:18] <impdeist> god's not dead was pro-car iirc
[22:18] <kayke> this was literally their fault, not even the usual "it was a drunk driver"
[22:18] <besoin> it's the atheists' fault obviously
[22:18] <Ampersand> my babe
[22:18] <kayke> swing away!
[22:18] <autarch> "CALL A FUCKIN AMBULANCE YOU JACKASS"
[22:18] <dan2> you're right dentist, when they kill athiests the cars are good I forgot
[22:18] <Ampersand> "i will come again, babe"
[22:18] <besoin> let's see if prayers save her
[22:18] <lhs> god hates PDA
[22:19] <besoin> this is payback for threesome
[22:19] <autarch> lol
[22:19] <pinkerton_> babe...babe...you promised dessert
[22:19] <shalabi> is her name Babe?
[22:19] <Ampersand> i got you, babe
[22:19] <dan2> Stephen Baldwin sounds like the Bear in the Big Blue House
[22:19] <lhs> she's jesus's babe now
[22:19] <autarch> this movie rules
[22:19] <kayke> they kissed before garage (pronounce garage like marriage)
[22:19] <pinkerton_> some pig
[22:19] <autarch> babe the pig
[22:19] <impdeist> is babe her actual name
[22:19] == besoin has changed nick to babesoin
[22:19] <Ampersand> lol
[22:19] <impdeist> lol besoin
[22:19] <autarch> ahahaha besoin
[22:20] <shalabi> LOL
[22:20] <bob511> AHA
[22:20] <babesoin> hahahhaa
[22:20] <impdeist> uh
[22:20] <kayke> nothing but babes
[22:20] <Ampersand> "this guy... eat my Shortz"
[22:20] <autarch> omg
[22:20] <autarch> baldwin
[22:20] <shalabi> he just calls everyone babe
[22:20] <babesoin> did whoever chose this know about the babe thing
[22:20] <autarch> doesn't bother learning the otther character's names
[22:21] <kayke> I want a cool kid to take me shopping when I'm depressed
[22:21] <dan2> "Dad, its been 3 weeks and you're still not done with that crossword"
[22:21] <kayke> I want my babe back
[22:21] <bob511> Crossword puzzle is just BABE BABE BABE BABE up and down, left and right.
[22:21] <lhs> heh
[22:21] <babesoin> "i had to groom my eyebrows alone"
[22:21] <autarch> i need a 4 letter word for "movie aboutt a pig"
[22:21] <babesoin> heh
[22:21] <impdeist> his feet are so small
[22:21] <bob511> "Hey, babe."
[22:21] <babesoin> upgrading that to a haha
[22:21] <pinkerton_> lol
[22:21] <dan2> they positioned it so the rabbit is looking at crucified jesus
[22:21] <babesoin> corbin babesen, welcome
[22:22] <autarch> "baseball player Ruth, also 4 letters"
[22:22] <Ampersand> wow rude
[22:22] <babesoin> bizarre interjection
[22:22] <dan2> BURNsen
[22:22] <Ampersand> 12 weeks>??
[22:22] <autarch> that was a muted bray
[22:22] <impdeist> damn unions
[22:22] <bob511> Wait, he IS a high school senior?
[22:22] <babesoin> 7 days to grieve your dead wife
[22:23] <pinkerton_> d....
[22:23] <pinkerton_> d....
[22:23] <autarch> wink?
[22:23] <pinkerton_> dessert
[22:23] <impdeist> "i'm not"
[22:23] <dan2> "Finding some kind of street urchin to build a boat with might do the trick"
[22:23] <kayke> lol
[22:23] <Ampersand> haha dan
[22:23] <autarch> lol
[22:23] <babesoin> kevin mcallister looks like hell
[22:24] <impdeist> that's 12 weeks of stubble?
[22:24] <shalabi> yeah
[22:24] <Ampersand> unfortunately, shaving did not do the trick
[22:24] <shalabi> he's low t
[22:24] <autarch> yeah, that is really not impressive
[22:24] <kayke> he's got low t
[22:24] <kayke> lol shalabi
[22:24] <autarch> pizza. time to up that t
[22:24] <shalabi> kayke :)
[22:24] <bob511> He orders from God(the)father Pizza.
[22:24] <dan2> Original Famous Jesus' Pizza
[22:25] <impdeist> all of these movies shamelessly use gospel music despite casting like one black person
[22:25] <Ampersand> ignore the harlots, babe
[22:25] <autarch> thanks babe
[22:25] <babesoin> are people giving her the business about her dead mom or what?
[22:25] <babesoin> is he the science teacher? agh
[22:25] <lhs> oh no
[22:25] <Ampersand> "for today's lesson, we will dissect my deep inner turmoil"
[22:25] <autarch> oh god, is this gonna turn bio class into a creationism class?
[22:26] <bob511> Density: Cork / Pipe / Rock / Bolt or Nail
[22:26] <kayke> same
[22:26] <Ampersand> being quiet isn't a god thing
[22:26] <bob511> Bolt or Nail is killing me.
[22:26] <lhs> how many minutes before he slips up and calls a student babe
[22:26] <shalabi> those aren't slip ups
[22:26] <babesoin> pretty sure the moment of silence thing has been settled and blessed
[22:27] <impdeist> hahaha
[22:27] <dan2> what the heck
[22:27] <Ampersand> "you should hear what my dad calls me"
[22:27] <dan2> oh ok
[22:27] <babesoin> gold told him too
[22:27] <impdeist> lol amp
[22:27] <dan2> carry on with it then
[22:27] <dan2> lmao amp
[22:27] <autarch> chimney in front of house?
[22:27] <babesoin> that's a mailbox you maniac
[22:27] <Ampersand> lol
[22:27] <lhs> heh
[22:27] <autarch> no it isn't
[22:27] <lhs> yeah it is
[22:28] <autarch> fuck
[22:28] <dan2> please, don't fight
[22:28] <autarch> never seen one that was brick and cylindrical
[22:28] <dan2> the bible teaches us peace
[22:28] <kayke> someone cask of amontillado a fire hydrant
[22:28] <bob511> "Straight into the front of that semi."
[22:28] <autarch> that was from the headlights
[22:28] <lhs> like pure hatred
[22:29] <dan2> haha
[22:29] <kayke> he is my rock... and my roll
[22:29] <lhs> he is my rock through the windshield
[22:29] <dan2> Psalm I Can't Drive 555
[22:29] <dan2> fuck
[22:29] <babesoin> let's hope he can handle teaching high school students about density in his grief
[22:30] <bob511> Walking Closer to God Club
[22:30] <autarch> Psalmone shoulda called an ambulance instead of praying
[22:30] <impdeist> they're having an organizational fair at least 12 weeks into the school year
[22:30] <Ampersand> Darwin's Club looks cool
[22:30] <kayke> "kind of want to own a raccoon"
[22:30] <impdeist> did he just say "i don't want to own a raccoon"
[22:30] <lhs> lucida handwriting's club
[22:30] <impdeist> wtf
[22:30] <autarch> wait, there's a Darwin's Club?
[22:30] <bob511> Yeah, it's not much right now, but imagine what it might become, Amp.
[22:30] <autarch> gentlemen, prepare to get owned by baldwin and babe
[22:31] <kayke> prepare to own a raccoon
[22:31] <dan2> "that's a weird word huh, dweller"
[22:31] <bob511> Action Bible
[22:31] <babesoin> love these two
[22:31] <shalabi> "god had a club"
[22:31] <Ampersand> "let me tell you about The Book of Judges. shit's fucked up"
[22:31] <babesoin> guess they're gonna be converted though
[22:31] <bob511> Oh, this is about God's bludgeon.
[22:31] <impdeist> what is this
[22:31] <dan2> "talking lion men"
[22:31] <autarch> a little sometthing for the fellas
[22:31] <kayke> is he pimping out his daughter for god?
[22:31] <babesoin> thanks babes
[22:32] <shalabi> what what
[22:32] <impdeist> did these guys attempt to troll the bible club and then totally get suckered into it
[22:32] <babesoin> easy, fabito
[22:32] <dan2> Troll not, lest ye be trolled
[22:32] <babesoin> heh
[22:32] <pinkerton_> got those bad boy sweats
[22:32] <lhs> "i loved your mom's cookies"
[22:32] <kayke> jesus hair
[22:32] <babesoin> HTML on Friday
[22:32] <impdeist> are kids still named trudy
[22:33] <impdeist> what is trudy short for
[22:33] <impdeist> trudence
[22:33] <kayke> gertrude
[22:33] <impdeist> oh shit
[22:33] <impdeist> don don
[22:33] <autarch> kayke that's amazing
[22:33] <Ampersand> lol
[22:33] <babesoin> Fonts200
[22:33] <impdeist> VIC
[22:33] <autarch> stick to your guns, kid
[22:34] <Ampersand> if only god still smote
[22:34] <impdeist> i should have known he was vic from that hair
[22:34] <kayke> I'm here for all your old lady name needs
[22:34] <autarch> you have no ulterior motives. just play it cool.
[22:34] <bob511> No downloading?
[22:34] <impdeist> this director is making some
[22:34] <impdeist> interesting choices
[22:34] <Ampersand> these angles
[22:34] <dan2> "Still can't catch that Gramps guy though"
[22:34] <impdeist> hahaha dan
[22:34] <autarch> leave her in the dust, vic
[22:34] <babesoin> god's adolescent cleavage
[22:34] <impdeist> i love the idea that all christian movies take place in the same universe
[22:34] <kayke> handmaid hamburger
[22:35] <babesoin> tgi sabbath's
[22:35] <dan2> lol
[22:35] <bob511> A Christian movie multiverse, thanks to Ben Franklin.
[22:35] <lhs> heh
[22:35] <autarch> lol
[22:35] <kayke> everyone's here
[22:35] <autarch> vic's dad is the atheist
[22:35] <babesoin> vic's dad is an atheist!
[22:35] <impdeist> oh beardo is vic's dad
[22:35] <Ampersand> are they talking about the dad
[22:35] <bob511> Wait, did they eat the burgers right off their buns?
[22:36] <lhs> everyone in this town has great hair
[22:36] <impdeist> wait is the dad and vic hitting on those two girls
[22:36] <autarch> drag his ass, beardo
[22:36] <bob511> There is no sensible Baldwin.
[22:36] <pinkerton_> checkmate
[22:36] <kayke> moments of silence aren't religious
[22:36] <autarch> get him
[22:36] <Ampersand> yeah this is insane
[22:36] <pinkerton_> he's got an audition to play a caveman in two weeks
[22:36] <impdeist> "i'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Strawman"
[22:36] <babesoin> gosh, this atheist seems so unreasonable!
[22:37] <Ampersand> lol imp
[22:37] <shalabi> sounds like he's launching a rocket
[22:37] <pinkerton_> getting pretty homoerotic
[22:37] <impdeist> do?
[22:37] <bob511> Only legally authorized brainwashing.
[22:37] <Ampersand> beardwashing?
[22:37] <kayke> riverdale
[22:37] <lhs> start up satan's club, victor
[22:37] <babesoin> a rational conversation, eh
[22:37] <autarch> i've heard all atheists are like that
[22:38] <babesoin> they need to start the people marrying dogs club
[22:38] <babesoin> god's club will hate it
[22:38] <pinkerton_> definitely looks like a lawyer's office
[22:38] <kayke> what about separation of duck figurines
[22:38] <dan2> mai boi
[22:38] <autarch> go jews go!
[22:38] <dan2> Aethiest dad reminding me of Jackman in Prisoners
[22:38] <babesoin> am i seeing lorenzo's beard roots
[22:39] <autarch> MURDER
[22:39] <autarch> Lorenzo's Beard Oil
[22:39] <lhs> that was my thought too, besoin
[22:39] <bob511> Politics?
[22:39] <kayke> why doesn't he do like... sunday school
[22:39] <impdeist> lolol
[22:39] <pinkerton_> oh man first mini boss, a reasonable person
[22:39] <babesoin> damn money grubbing public schools
[22:39] <lhs> sunday school is for babe-ies
[22:40] <impdeist> this is like actually somehow less legally savvy than god's not dead
[22:40] <pinkerton_> there's rules to this shit
[22:40] <kayke> first rule of god's club
[22:40] <pinkerton_> what a dick
[22:40] <impdeist> haha
[22:40] <dan2> haha
[22:40] <pinkerton_> omg avatar potential
[22:40] <babesoin> i hope these kids are good trolls
[22:41] <bob511> Because he's...what, Jewish?
[22:41] <impdeist> this club looks like it sucks
[22:41] <lhs> before humanity
[22:41] <impdeist> there aren't any churches in this town?
[22:41] <dan2> what
[22:41] <shalabi> DA BIBLE
[22:41] <kayke> "the christian god"
[22:41] <pinkerton_> i remember telling my youth group leader about learning about plate tectonics in science
[22:41] <babesoin> (...and also some jews)
[22:41] <dan2> can anyone point me to any pointless town in the US?
[22:41] <autarch> then what's the "Lad Bible?"
[22:41] <impdeist> wtf
[22:41] <pinkerton_> he was like, you know we don't believe in any of that right?
[22:41] <dan2> err, Churchless
[22:41] <pinkerton_> and i was like, we don't?
[22:41] <kayke> "Jesus Christ, Ian"
[22:42] <bob511> Maybe they just don't count Catholic or Episcopal churches?
[22:42] <autarch> no
[22:42] <autarch> no
[22:42] <autarch> no
[22:42] <autarch> jfc
[22:42] <dan2> "Unfortunately, not"
[22:42] <impdeist> this is insanity
[22:42] <impdeist> i can't tell if they're actually trolling or not
[22:42] <autarch> did he seriously just say that hindus believe in jesus?
[22:42] <dan2> master level trolling in that case
[22:42] <babesoin> this will be like any history class -- they'll only get to the middle and the year will be over
[22:42] <pinkerton_> what world are they living in
[22:42] <bob511> "But especially you."
[22:42] <kayke> so do christians think atheists don't believe in the bible because they just haven't heard of it yet?
[22:42] <autarch> lol bob
[22:43] <impdeist> i'm actually becoming less in favor of current law on religious clubs at public schools
[22:43] <pinkerton_> and then someone told a story about something dead and gory
[22:43] <impdeist> why would that be a movie
[22:43] <Ampersand> ahahahah
[22:43] <babesoin> i hope that kid is credited as "cool kid"
[22:43] <dan2> trolls taking over
[22:43] <shalabi> love these wacky kids
[22:44] <impdeist> can they mention bill murray in this
[22:44] <Ampersand> love garf
[22:44] <babesoin> seems like a success
[22:44] <babesoin> garfam's club
[22:44] <impdeist> i'm almost positive they can't mention garfield
[22:44] <dan2> and so, the bible club fell
[22:44] <pinkerton_> start
[22:44] <pinkerton_> with
[22:44] <pinkerton_> coool
[22:44] <pinkerton_> bible.
[22:44] <pinkerton_> .
[22:44] <pinkerton_> stories
[22:44] <dan2> separation of garf and state
[22:44] <dan2> again HOW??
[22:45] <babesoin> babe jr sure is smug
[22:45] <kayke> he literally just wrote that down
[22:45] <kayke> BABE
[22:45] <lhs> "in the beginning, god made naked people"
[22:45] <autarch> talk about the parts wheree jesus getts his rocks off
[22:45] <bob511> Wasn't this the purpose of the Action Bible he was handing out at club signup?
[22:45] <pinkerton_> you see my daughteR? in the garden of eden she would have been totally topless bros
[22:46] <bob511> Vic is going to switch from opiates to religion.
[22:46] <babesoin> is he doping to beat this girl at running?
[22:46] <dan2> umm
[22:46] <kayke> extreme teen bible
[22:46] <bob511> "I'm a dog!"
[22:46] <lhs> heh
[22:46] <autarch> please say hello
[22:46] <autarch> tthis song
[22:46] <impdeist> "when you say hello, please say hello"?
[22:46] <kayke> it's skipping for me so it looks like they're teleporting
[22:46] <Ampersand> movie is heat stroking out
[22:46] <autarch> yeah, those were the exact lyrics
[22:46] <pinkerton_> terrifying kids in the park
[22:46] <dan2> I think the song is skipping too
[22:47] <autarch> thatt's justt the editing
[22:47] <kayke> the lack of editing
[22:47] <autarch> it's so shaky
[22:47] <autarch> the camera
[22:47] <babesoin> yeah, gee, what could he want
[22:47] <babesoin> christianity and VERY serious about it
[22:47] <kayke> Vic get out of there
[22:48] <autarch> whoever's holding the camera is having a sneezing attack
[22:48] <dan2> I Seagal in Baldwin's squinty-ass eyes
[22:48] <pinkerton_> can't figure out if those are sweat stains or if he ate a whole pizzao ver the sink before his run
[22:48] <impdeist> you hooked up when you were kids?
[22:48] <autarch> "until the rapture comes"
[22:49] <shalabi> ME TOO
[22:49] <babesoin> typical atheist
[22:49] <impdeist> VICTOR
[22:49] <autarch> he needs god in hius life
[22:49] <dan2> why can't they give me little bibles to eat
[22:49] <autarch> got it?
[22:49] <shalabi> 500mg of god
[22:49] <pinkerton_> that beard
[22:49] <pinkerton_> and that shirt
[22:50] <pinkerton_> and that haircut
[22:50] <pinkerton_> and those shades
[22:50] <pinkerton_> that's a look
[22:50] <autarch> this guy is like billy mitchell from king of kong
[22:50] <babesoin> how much can this possibly pay for lorenzo
[22:50] <impdeist> so like in cases of an atheist kid and a christian kids seeing each other
[22:50] <impdeist> in what percentage do you think it's the atheist parent putting a stop to the relationship
[22:50] <kayke> the weird church girl at my high school gave me a christmas present and then told me she was sad that I was going to go to hell when I die
[22:50] <babesoin> should be more!
[22:51] <kayke> so that's my lense for this movie
[22:51] <kayke> also vodka
[22:51] <shalabi> i thought atheists were incapable of love
[22:51] <impdeist> yeah shal he's just saying that
[22:51] <impdeist> he doesn't actually know what love means
[22:52] <kayke> no
[22:52] <impdeist> AH
[22:52] <pinkerton_> oh ok this is some edge of tomorrow shit
[22:52] <autarch> kayke, all my friends told me i was going to hell when they found out i was an atheist
[22:52] <bob511> No?
[22:52] <pinkerton_> i want one of those
[22:52] <lhs> 7xl
[22:52] <impdeist> "i have 100 of them"
[22:52] <autarch> fuck
[22:52] <Ampersand> loooool
[22:52] <kayke> lamoaoaoa
[22:52] <bob511> By Jack Chick
[22:52] <babesoin> these two
[22:53] <dan2> SICK
[22:53] <kayke> I just choked
[22:53] <pinkerton_> i had a bible like that
[22:53] <impdeist> do we think the action bible is an actual book
[22:53] <autarch> is that real?
[22:53] <impdeist> i would assume yes
[22:53] <Ampersand> yes for sure
[22:53] <pinkerton_> they do whatever it takes to get you hooked
[22:53] <dan2> get these two into a Freaks and Geeks reboot
[22:53] <autarch> it\'s not a bible, it's an action bible
[22:53] <babesoin> the white toothed christian
[22:53] <impdeist> "you can get them pretty much for free almost anywhere"
[22:53] <autarch> would def watch them in freaks & geeks
[22:53] <kayke> that girl just wants to feel included
[22:53] <lhs> yesterday they didn't even know who jesus was
[22:53] <impdeist> yeah have we seen the girl before
[22:53] <babesoin> baldwin seems really hung up on terminology
[22:53] <impdeist> "so in the first panel, jesus says"
[22:54] <kayke> it's matt's diary, dudes
[22:54] <autarch> idk if the table is big enough for this club
[22:54] <impdeist> "babe?"
[22:54] <Ampersand> rebabecca
[22:54] <pinkerton_> lol
[22:54] <shalabi> ha
[22:54] <impdeist> omg
[22:54] <kayke> marie kondo that shit
[22:54] <autarch> love these kids
[22:54] <dan2> "Mr. Baldwin, what's going on in this Panel with Noah's son?"
[22:54] <Ampersand> lol
[22:55] <babesoin> it's going to be so sad when the two trolls get converted
[22:55] <babesoin> god's alternator
[22:55] <impdeist> BUY AMERICAN
[22:55] <autarch> why would you buy american?
[22:55] <autarch> run his ass over
[22:55] <impdeist> they're in vermont??
[22:55] <lhs> khaki club
[22:55] <dan2> a lot of crime in this neighborhood, better get God's Club for your car
[22:55] <kayke> did you solja boi tell em
[22:55] <bob511> Ha
[22:56] <pinkerton_> Baldwin is acting like such a troll
[22:56] <Ampersand> "well, your boy is pretty thick"
[22:56] <babesoin> damn, had to happen in front of the principal
[22:56] <autarch> which baldwin is this again?
[22:56] <kayke> steve
[22:56] <dan2> a club in the school
[22:56] <lhs> the worst one
[22:56] <kayke> right?
[22:56] <Ampersand> uh, ma'am, it's not a bible it's a GRAPHIC NOVEL, IDIOT
[22:56] <impdeist> the bible has thousands of what
[22:56] <pinkerton_> this is some serious acting
[22:56] <kayke> molly shannon and michael ian black hate god
[22:57] <babesoin> oohhh shiitittttttt
[22:57] <Ampersand> don't do it, son. don't pray for him
[22:57] <autarch> is this what stephen feels like every day?
[22:57] <pinkerton_> hahahaha
[22:57] <pinkerton_> oh man
[22:57] <impdeist> these movies are always so bad because every actor is a christian, including the atheists, and they're not convincing at all
[22:57] <kayke> ummm so he's fired right
[22:57] <autarch> those smacks
[22:57] <babesoin> let them finish
[22:57] <bob511> The parts where there were only one set of tire tracks is where God crashed into them.
[22:57] <dan2> weird punch
[22:57] <autarch> get his ass italian guy
[22:57] <shalabi> The Slap
[22:57] <pinkerton_> they got a WWE cameraman for this
[22:57] <impdeist> ahahahahaha
[22:57] <Ampersand> love his dracula ring
[22:57] <autarch> tthis soundtrack
[22:58] <dan2> stop fucking up Wilson's fence
[22:58] <impdeist> i mean yeah he is in trouble
[22:58] <kayke> shame shame shame
[22:58] <pinkerton_> i can't tell if my stream is skipping or if this is just the movie
[22:58] <Ampersand> just the movie
[22:58] <Ampersand> it's too much for a framerate to contain
[22:58] <autarch> i bet stephen really does constantly want to hit atheists
[22:58] <shalabi> uh oh, kids at night
[22:59] <Ampersand> Godhead
[22:59] <autarch> soundtrack is sweet
[22:59] <kayke> vandalism theme
[22:59] <bob511> Oh no, not the poorly printed clipart poster!
[22:59] <impdeist> WORST TEACHER
[22:59] <impdeist> omg
[22:59] <autarch> is this pure x?
[22:59] <pinkerton_> doesn't that make you mad? mad enough to get out some toilet paper nd silly string?
[22:59] <dan2> he should be fired for having that child's skeleton on his desk
[22:59] <impdeist> this is the tamest possible vandalism
[22:59] <bob511> TPing the inside of a building.
[22:59] <Ampersand> life before RateMyTeacher
[22:59] <kayke> inovative
[22:59] <pinkerton_> high school me would have been into these girls
[23:00] <autarch> got him
[23:00] <dan2> WORST BALDWIN
[23:00] <pinkerton_> hahaha
[23:00] <Ampersand> lol dan
[23:00] <autarch> lol
[23:00] <kayke> yeah I guess this is a hate crime??
[23:00] <lhs> the school is 96% atheist though
[23:00] <impdeist> "they're not bibles they're action bibles"
[23:00] <pinkerton_> i've never seen anything like this
[23:00] <dan2> RAW HOSS??
[23:00] <babesoin> the school police have a chief
[23:00] <kayke> this scene feels like x files
[23:00] <impdeist> why would a school in vermont have an open campus btw
[23:01] <autarch> these characters don't have names
[23:01] <autarch> "what does dumb mean?"
[23:01] <kayke> like a bus driver would ever know a name
[23:01] <pinkerton_> sounds it out becky
[23:01] <impdeist> he's gonna drive the bus into the administrative building
[23:01] <babesoin> jesus, snitches
[23:01] <pinkerton_> she thinks we're du...dum-b
[23:01] <autarch> ew
[23:01] <dan2> girls only bus
[23:02] <Ampersand> medium bus
[23:02] <impdeist> is he also a teacher
[23:02] <impdeist> oh board member
[23:02] <babesoin> how do corbin bernsen and this lady relate
[23:02] <pinkerton_> ok i'm convinced that beard is glued on now
[23:02] <pinkerton_> look closely
[23:02] <babesoin> are they both the principal?
[23:02] <autarch> no way in hell that guy's name is littlefield.
[23:03] <autarch> so you get to hit him. fair is fair.
[23:03] <impdeist> she's gonna kick her inside?
[23:03] <Ampersand> brawl theme
[23:03] <lhs> action babe
[23:03] <autarch> there is way more violence in this movie than i expected
[23:03] <impdeist> wow this is the worst fight ive ever seen
[23:03] <kayke> she's going to be reincarnated as a fetus and kick her from the inside
[23:03] <Ampersand> punch her in the throat
[23:03] <dan2> ahah
[23:04] <shalabi> "mommy, what's world star?"
[23:04] <babesoin> why did the troll help
[23:04] <bob511> "Oh, I love this school." --local twenty-five-year-old man.
[23:04] <dan2> the Worldstar guy and the two trolls are the best characters
[23:04] <dan2> horny for her
[23:05] <autarch> yeah the guy's face at the end of the fight scene was awesome
[23:05] <impdeist> oh that's trudy??
[23:05] <kayke> they're going to arson
[23:05] <pinkerton_> lol
[23:05] <pinkerton_> babe
[23:05] <bob511> "Well, it goes back to the story of Samson..."
[23:05] <dan2> heh
[23:06] <pinkerton_> it's been 3 minutes without a fight
[23:06] <pinkerton_> i'm getting withdrawals
[23:06] <kayke> ASMR personal attention: steven baldwin brings you an aspirin and calls you babe
[23:06] <babesoin> heh
[23:06] <bob511> He gave up on shaving really quickly.
[23:06] <Ampersand> lol kayke
[23:06] <impdeist> the what
[23:06] <Ampersand> nightmare fuel
[23:07] <impdeist> so maybe if you stop doing bible club it'll work out for you
[23:07] <kayke> this house has a lot of fruit storage and not much else
[23:07] <lhs> she's here to punch him
[23:07] <dan2> despite having NO CHURCHES
[23:07] <impdeist> "echo grove" is a little too ironically on the nose for a christian movie
[23:08] <kayke> I could never be christian because I have a bad memory
[23:08] <pinkerton_> one of my best friends made the national finals of bible drill
[23:08] <autarch> what is she some kind of biblical kim peek?
[23:08] <pinkerton_> she's a nurse now
[23:08] <dan2> oh no the PILL PUSHER
[23:08] <kayke> she's going the distance, she's going for speed
[23:08] <dan2> lol
[23:09] <pinkerton_> well...she could get it, but she's really into god
[23:09] <kayke> BABE
[23:09] <impdeist> BABE
[23:09] <autarch> are these the same JT guitar licks as the other movie?
[23:09] <Ampersand> lollll
[23:09] <autarch> the boat movie
[23:09] <dan2> what the hell
[23:09] <kayke> he needs to be honest about his medication
[23:09] <impdeist> "it looks like you have no idea what you're doing with that thing"
[23:10] <bob511> Give up after trying one SSRI.
[23:10] <autarch> "i don'tt want to take pills take pills anymore"
[23:10] <lhs> i want to fix his glasses
[23:10] <autarch> ok
[23:10] <babesoin> the hell they do
[23:11] <autarch> yeah there's no way those glasses are on his ears
[23:11] <pinkerton_> this is so unprofessional
[23:11] <bob511> "So it definitely won't happen."
[23:11] <autarch> look at this guy's shiny button-down shirt
[23:11] <dan2> Shaun Leguizamo
[23:11] <autarch> there was a thread about thtat style. ITT Tech-core
[23:12] <kayke> whydeedodat
[23:12] <Ampersand> omg
[23:12] <impdeist> AH
[23:12] <babesoin> gosh, i guess this kid knows everything
[23:12] <kayke> OMG SHE ACTUALLY IS DOING ARSON
[23:12] <autarch> jfc
[23:12] <kayke> I called it
[23:12] <Ampersand> that escalated quickly
[23:12] <autarch> omg
[23:12] <autarch> this is amazing
[23:13] <pinkerton_> ok they don't know what cliche means but they know how to make a molotov cocktail
[23:13] <Ampersand> punning while committing a felony
[23:13] <autarch> molotov cocktails
[23:13] <dan2> Burnin Baldwin
[23:13] <babesoin> thanks, smoke alarm
[23:13] <kayke> can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
[23:13] <dan2> my god its an inferno
[23:13] <impdeist> even part of the ground in front of the door is on fire!
[23:13] <bob511> Haha
[23:13] <babesoin> yeah, what a blaze
[23:13] <autarch> HE'S GOT A GUN!
[23:13] <pinkerton_> hahaha that fire
[23:13] <Ampersand> omg
[23:13] <kayke> no one uses phones
[23:13] <lhs> is that it?
[23:13] <dan2> holy shit
[23:13] <Ampersand> clipart fire extinguisher
[23:14] <shalabi> amazing
[23:14] <pinkerton_> what a hunk
[23:14] <dan2> Teacher Worst EVer
[23:14] <lhs> he called the stripper fire dpt
[23:14] <autarch> "worst teammate EVER"
[23:14] <kayke> that's just the other guy with no beard
[23:14] <babesoin> could be a studen
[23:14] <babesoin> t
[23:14] <pinkerton_> Lorenzo Lamas definitely told the dirctor they had to cast this guy if he was going to do the movie
[23:14] <dan2> lol
[23:14] <impdeist> i find it hard to believe this was arson, crenshaw
[23:14] <autarch> did they get the same set decorator from double mommy?
[23:14] <babesoin> time to move to hillsong
[23:14] <pinkerton_> dad, you sound atheist
[23:15] <dan2> here's a question, where does Stephen Baldwin's character go to church?
[23:15] <kayke> come on babe
[23:15] <autarch> surely "worst teacher EVER" and "worst teammate EVER" were made by the same person
[23:15] <babesoin> i just realized who this girl reminds me of
[23:15] <babesoin> fucking poppy
[23:15] <lhs> probably on youtube, dan
[23:15] <kayke> oh yeaaah she is poppy-ish
[23:16] <babesoin> especially when she's smugly delivering bible wisdom
[23:16] <lhs> you have to forgive him, it's the law
[23:16] <impdeist> who in vermont has an outdoor pool
[23:16] <autarch> fast times at baldwin high
[23:16] <kayke> I want to swim in a pool
[23:16] <babesoin> it's not vermont!
[23:16] <kayke> in my tankini and shorts
[23:16] <impdeist> it is!!
[23:16] <kayke> modesty
[23:17] <impdeist> what
[23:17] <bob511> Rx: Prayers
[23:17] <kayke> love hugging my soaking wet chlorine child
[23:17] <dan2> Lorenzo bout to hulk out
[23:17] <kayke> getting that good pool water in my clothes
[23:17] <impdeist> "son, it had better be weed"
[23:18] <babesoin> haha
[23:18] <pinkerton_> hahahaha
[23:18] <kayke> honestly
[23:18] <autarch> drag hera ss
[23:18] <pinkerton_> god i am loving this
[23:18] <autarch> drag her ass
[23:18] <pinkerton_> take the pills, leave the action bible
[23:18] <dan2> truthbomb me, daddy
[23:18] <babesoin> now your son is the renegade, lorenzo
[23:18] <impdeist> "hey babe"
[23:18] <pinkerton_> he just destroyed his son with logic
[23:18] <dan2> lol besoin
[23:19] <autarch> "who?"
[23:19] <dan2> "especially since nobody reviewing your case has ever seen a bible or heard of jesus"
[23:19] <lhs> rejected skeleton
[23:20] <dan2> Stephen picked that up in the Mutter Museum giftship
[23:20] <dan2> shop
[23:20] <autarch> gross
[23:20] <babesoin> what happened to our trolls?
[23:20] <kayke> christians are snitches
[23:20] <pinkerton_> fuckin snitch ass narc
[23:20] <autarch> would not want to advertise the fact that your bible club is touching people
[23:20] <pinkerton_> that is a little boy's suit jacket
[23:20] <kayke> he can't die in such a good outfit
[23:20] <pinkerton_> hanging on the door
[23:20] <dan2> they quit the bible club weeks ago and are playing soundboard clips in Fortnite games now
[23:20] <babesoin> commit this fella
[23:21] <dan2> oh wow
[23:21] <dan2> the ultimate argument
[23:21] <lhs> victor, have you tried going full rufio
[23:21] <kayke> lol
[23:21] <impdeist> THEY HAVE A CHRISTIAN FLAG IN THE SCHOOL BOARD MEETING
[23:22] <impdeist> i think they have to take roll first, according to robert's rules
[23:22] <dan2> "just one assault"
[23:22] <pinkerton_> Corbin really should recuse himself
[23:23] <Ampersand> does this school have 10 students?
[23:23] <kayke> umm
[23:23] <Ampersand> wow
[23:23] <impdeist> uh
[23:24] <Ampersand> only eats freedom, i see
[23:24] <pinkerton_> these are the worst counterarguments
[23:24] <shalabi> "excuse me babe"
[23:24] <impdeist> this is the worst organized school board meeting i've ever seen
[23:24] <dan2> and so, they're quite true to life
[23:24] <pinkerton_> i just want to say that, my wife died
[23:24] <pinkerton_> and also, checkmate
[23:24] <lhs> between you and ME
[23:24] <autarch> littlefield has tthe best face
[23:25] <pinkerton_> i knew it!
[23:25] <Ampersand> was thinking the same thing, lhs
[23:25] <Ampersand> what a tool this fella is
[23:25] <kayke> I want someone to get up and say a few words in defense of french cuisine
[23:25] <babesoin> how is this relevant
[23:25] <dan2> "no churches in town unfortunately"
[23:25] <impdeist> what is going on here
[23:25] <lhs> they're going to vote to turn the only school into a church
[23:25] <babesoin> so he does want to indoctrinate all the kids?
[23:26] <lhs> fucking liar, you'd love it to be mandatory
[23:26] <babesoin> i'm sure he'll be fine with muslims trying to convert children
[23:26] <impdeist> again, find it odd that a town with no churches has a christian flag in the back of their school board meeting room
[23:26] <dan2> the instant you start writing the "I" for your Islam club sign this whole program gets shutdown
[23:27] <autarch> get his ass littlefield
[23:27] <Ampersand> i've turned the other buttcheek
[23:27] <dan2> that smirk
[23:27] <dan2> Smirkin' Baldwin
[23:27] <autarch> well if ur wife is so smart then why is she dead?
[23:27] <babesoin> we christians are very magnanimous, unlike you godless brutes
[23:27] <Ampersand> "man, can i get a hit of that god?"
[23:27] <lhs> the state presses charges in felonies regardless if you do though
[23:27] <lhs> at least in california
[23:27] <dan2> lol
[23:27] <kayke> :(
[23:28] <autarch> he has diarrhea
[23:28] <autarch> oh no
[23:28] <pinkerton_> forget it lhs, it's vermont
[23:28] <kayke> she's fast though
[23:28] <kayke> run
[23:28] <babesoin> she can easily catch him
[23:28] <pinkerton_> lol
[23:28] <lhs> adult toddler meeting
[23:29] <kayke> "now he's an anti-vaxer"
[23:29] <bob511> "Well, you, or Tom Cruise.  It's hard to tell."
[23:29] <impdeist> to be fair it does not seem like going off his meds is a good idea
[23:29] <pinkerton_> he's not taking his pills, he won't even get matching tattoos with me
[23:29] <pinkerton_> this is low key sponsored by the church of scientology
[23:29] <lhs> vic rivers
[23:29] <impdeist> wait if he is a board member why wasn't he at the board meeting
[23:29] <babesoin> when she calls his phone it says "Babe"
[23:29] <kayke> looking for vic
[23:30] <babesoin> damn, this kid is out of control
[23:30] <shalabi> Radiohead?
[23:30] <impdeist> if they had taken attendance like you're supposed to we would have known he wasn't there sooner
[23:30] <babesoin> feeding the ducks despite the signs
[23:30] <dan2> Thom's Club
[23:30] <shalabi> he's gonna jump
[23:30] <lhs> she dies in a canada geese attack
[23:30] <autarch> damn
[23:30] <autarch> no!
[23:30] <impdeist> damn he's being so violent
[23:30] <babesoin> i've never seen a teen so angry
[23:30] <autarch> donn'tt throw that rodck!
[23:30] <lhs> that rock is DEAD
[23:30] <dan2> my god he's snapped
[23:30] <kayke> he picked the trash can back up
[23:30] <Ampersand> fills his pockets with breadcrumbs, wades out into the water
[23:30] <pinkerton_> he's just eating little pieces of bread; "you know this will make my stomach explode eventually right"
[23:31] <lhs> "ride with me so you can keep lecturing"
[23:31] <babesoin> where did baldwin get this big red truck
[23:31] <pinkerton_> man he really buried the lead there
[23:32] <pinkerton_> by the way, he left a suicide note
[23:32] <pinkerton_> anyway, what's the name of this song again?
[23:32] <autarch> jfc
[23:32] <autarch> come on
[23:32] <impdeist> i'm pretty sure the theologically sound answer is that you do deserve to die
[23:32] <kayke> she's so annnoying
[23:33] <pinkerton_> it's tearing me apart!
[23:33] <impdeist> ok this is obviously LA
[23:33] <kayke> and apparently she's bad at following people
[23:33] <impdeist> but every car has had vermont plates
[23:33] <kayke> how did he get that far ahead
[23:33] <babesoin> i didn't notice any
[23:33] <dan2> no churches in all of LA
[23:33] <babesoin> you saw the word, or just green or something?
[23:33] <pinkerton_> Vic, babe
[23:33] <impdeist> or did they run all the way from vermont to california
[23:33] <bob511> Don't jump (off this ten-foot bridge)
[23:34] <dan2> "Look, my dad sucks"
[23:34] <babesoin> pah-pee
[23:34] <pinkerton_> it's not worth it, you could break your wrist
[23:34] <Ampersand> a quick study
[23:34] <autarch> vic you could seriously scrape your wrist if you jump
[23:34] <pinkerton_> \o
[23:34] <dan2> the funny thing is there were only two scenes actually set in the Bible Club and now we're supposed to believe this kid has verses memorized
[23:34] <Ampersand> she kisses him and he falls
[23:34] <pinkerton_> calm down...i'll let you cup me over the shirt
[23:35] <dan2> quick, throw your voice
[23:35] <pinkerton_> yeah there's like 4 minutes of bible club in the hwole movie and it's just comic relief
[23:35] <Ampersand> wow, god does exist
[23:35] <babesoin> did our trolls seriously convert off screen?
[23:35] <impdeist> hey babe
[23:36] <autarch> vic's dad clearly loves sam harris, right?
[23:36] <kayke> dad hugs all around
[23:36] <dan2> Ya did good pig
[23:37] <babesoin> what the fuck
[23:37] <pinkerton_> that'll do Vic
[23:37] <pinkerton_> that'll do
[23:37] <impdeist> ah the armor of god
[23:37] <autarch> stand your ground?
[23:37] <autarch> fuck
[23:38] <kayke> wonder woman's belt of truth
[23:38] <autarch> he said breast
[23:38] <babesoin> they all look deranged
[23:38] <dan2> With the +4 STR Mace of Christ
[23:38] <impdeist> "wow vic did you write that"
[23:38] <lhs> what are the level requirements for those
[23:38] <dan2> lol
[23:38] <pinkerton_> haha Lorenzo
[23:38] <babesoin> i have to believe our trolls are just playing the long game
[23:38] <autarch> littlefield's face is otherworldly
[23:38] <pinkerton_> yeah for sure
[23:38] <pinkerton_> this ain't over
[23:38] <kayke> we never saw any of them wear the shirts
[23:38] <Ampersand> No Atheists were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
[23:39] <dan2> hell i guess i love god
[23:39] <pinkerton_> hahaha he just read a Bible verse
[23:39] <autarch> loved it
[23:39] <Ampersand> Evens Stephen
[23:39] <autarch> rico simonini
[23:39] <impdeist> evens?
[23:39] <dan2> 12 Helpful Hands Productions
[23:39] <impdeist> with an e?
[23:39] <dan2> this was nowhere near as painful as I feared
[23:39] <pinkerton_> the director asked the teen who runs the sound board at the super church he goes to to "do a radiohead song"
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