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Postby ratbags » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:51 pm

delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

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Postby ratbags » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:52 pm

delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

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Postby ratbags » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:55 pm

delgriffith wrote:[Holy fuck

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Postby donna martin » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 pm

Oh well, okay then.

I suspect many of us have seen this, but.



Also:



And speaking of big-budget disasters, been a long time since I've seen these. Don't remember them being good. Perhaps someone here remembers if I'm right? One of them involves Billy Zane in a purple unitard.



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Postby ratbags » Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:57 pm

big budget flops are basically all i rented at Blockbuster between the ages of 8 and 12
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Postby lefthandshake » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:52 am

important dentist wrote:i am the one vote for oscar bait and frankly i am disappointed in yall


i see oscar bait as just another flop genre. i would much rather watch stuff like the soloist over LEG.

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Postby laserblast » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:12 am

house of wax remake is incredible primarily because its cinematographer is a rather competent professional who went on to be DP for every modern fast and the furious film, as well as star trek beyond

like silent hill (whose DP went on to do the shape of water and john wick 2!), it is an incredibly stupid film that looks 100000x better than it should
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Postby laserblast » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:13 am

also let's do silent hill
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Postby RIXX » Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:48 am

just noticed this 2018 horror shitflix uploaded to PTP today. i can dl it if we do it

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Postby laserblast » Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:54 am

is that the alien mask from nier automata
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Postby Autarch » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:20 am

when I worked in a used dvd store, the whole staff marveled at shit flixe. we watched them on the tv above the cash register pretty frequently, especially when it was a slow day. I particularly remember this one.

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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:56 am

welp, I've said this before, but the next few months of the Shit Flixe calendar sure do look terrifying!
Thanks, everybody, and keep the suggestions coming. (I write them all down, promise.)
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:04 pm

This Thursday, let's inaugurate the summer solstice with a bit of beloosh:

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Postby Ampersand » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:04 pm

Ampersand wrote:This Thursday, let's inaugurate the summer solstice with a bit of beloosh:

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:45 am

Tonight, we'll share Grodin's facial expression.
TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS is @ 2200 EDT
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Postby identikit » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:47 am

oh man, I hope I have insomnia, I need more Belushi in my life. you folks still using the tinychat room for this?
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:29 pm

identikit wrote:oh man, I hope I have insomnia, I need more Belushi in my life. you folks still using the tinychat room for this?


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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:01 pm

TWO HOURS UNTIL WE TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS!
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TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Taking Care of Business
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Ampersand wrote:TONIGHT'S FEATURE PRESENTATION: Taking Care of Business
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:57 pm

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[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 3
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 2
[22:13] <@Ampersand_> 1
[22:13] <dan2_> HERE I AM, TAKING CARE OF BUSINESSSS
[22:13] <impbiznist> aw yeah
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> here we go!
[22:13] <sideshowraheem> GRODIN
[22:14] <sideshowraheem> classic cartoon opening sequence for a live action movie
[22:14] <bob511> Q
[22:15] <_identikit> you guys still doing this every week, same time?
[22:15] <_identikit> I need better plans for insomnia than those that I have
[22:15] <dan2_> twice a week actually
[22:15] <dan2_> too much to cover
[22:15] <_identikit> oh wow, what other day?
[22:15] <dan2_> Sunday
[22:15] <_identikit> nice!
[22:15] <@Ampersand_> this was written by J. J. Abrams, btw
[22:16] <Trebbers> Who ever used the shitty ruler in those books
[22:16] <dan2_> seems to be his first writing job
[22:16] <@Ampersand_> i think they used those to measure their lines of coke
[22:17] <_identikit> fantastic, def. never seen this, I would remember a) that haircut and b) mister beethoven
[22:17] <Trebbers> makes sense
[22:17] <Trebbers> what the hell
[22:17] <dan2_> I would be more excited to write for Grodin than make a new Star Wars, can't lie
[22:17] <@Ampersand_> Grodin looks like he's washing his hair way too frequently
[22:17] <impbiznist> wow
[22:17] <sideshowraheem> Charles Drownin
[22:17] <Trebbers> File of Fucks
[22:17] <dan2_> timeless joke
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> friendliest riot. must be Friday
[22:18] <sideshowraheem> I can't believe Jim Belushi is in a movie where the Chicago Cubs are a plot point
[22:18] <@Ampersand_> FEET FEET FEET
[22:18] <Trebbers> Is this in Scandinavia
[22:18] <dan2_> The Big Tits are looking pretty strong this season, I think they could take it all the way
[22:18] <Trebbers> Hecs in effect
[22:19] <lhs> taking care of prison business
[22:19] <@Ampersand_> taking care of health code violations
[22:20] <impbiznist> oh man is the entire score going to be variations on taking care of business
[22:20] <sideshowraheem> Takin' care of business(phone call instrumental)
[22:21] <dan2_> they're gassin up the jet!
[22:22] <Trebbers> "Something for daddy"
[22:22] <bob511> Sort of a Sad Men premise.
[22:23] <Trebbers> Ponytail is upsetting me
[22:23] <Trebbers> Segal-esque
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> and he's a cook
[22:23] <Trebbers> Seagal
[22:23] <@Ampersand_> and his dreams are Under Siege
[22:24] <impbiznist> is this how things actually work
[22:24] <Trebbers> Did they ever teem up
[22:24] <bob511> Oh, his namebadge actually did say Toolman.
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> YUP
[22:24] <dan2_> Tim the Toolman Jailor
[22:24] <Trebbers> Arr roo
[22:24] <impbiznist> haha
[22:24] <@Ampersand_> hehe
[22:25] <bob511> "Everything is so planned out, even a less-talented brother could handle things."
[22:25] <@Ampersand_> lol
[22:26] <Trebbers> Is this made possible by a grant from the Filofax corp
[22:26] <_identikit> did Grodin ever star in a horror flick? he has the right facial expression for some american psycho style movie
[22:26] <lhs> filofax is the most relevant imdb keyword
[22:27] <bob511> Clifford is kind of a horror film, I guess.
[22:27] <Trebbers> say what
[22:27] <dan2_> Idea: Phyllo Fax, where you are able to fax thin sheets of dough across the country
[22:27] <Trebbers> Instead of toner, you refill sprinkles
[22:28] <dan2_> instead of inkjet, theres a honeyjet
[22:29] <lhs> she got her AA in cockblocking
[22:30] <@Ampersand_> was Logan Lucky Soderbergh's admission to being a huge Belushihead?
[22:31] <sideshowraheem> slowed down version
[22:31] <impbiznist> that's some impressive core strength on belush
[22:31] <@Ampersand_> this is a look
[22:32] <sideshowraheem> did they just name this movie this so they could get exclusive rights to the song?
[22:32] <Trebbers> A choice was made there
[22:32] <lhs> it's a look that says "hello fellow kids"
[22:32] <Trebbers> kick butt huh
[22:32] <bob511> Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!
[22:33] <bob511> "I'm talking about, Spencer."
[22:33] <dan2_> the Grodin wind-up is beginning
[22:34] <Trebbers> Oh man, those dialer things
[22:34] <sideshowraheem> I can't believe someone would make a movie where Charles Grodin is frustrated and put upon
[22:34] <impbiznist> whoa was that real
[22:34] <Trebbers> Yeah
[22:34] <dan2_> what percentage of Grodin movies don't involve him getting gradually more tightly wound as the film progesses?
[22:34] <sideshowraheem> 0%
[22:35] <dan2_> I think it's my new project to confim that
[22:35] <bob511> Limo services have a ten-minute rule?
[22:35] <sideshowraheem> I guess the Heartbreak Kid, he gets tightly wound then kinda goes insane and gets looser
[22:36] <impbiznist> was that a threat
[22:36] <dan2_> "I'm FiloFucked"
[22:37] <impbiznist> is every belush role supposed to actually be bill murray
[22:37] <@Ampersand_> "damn that rock's got a bladder!"
[22:37] <Trebbers> what
[22:37] <dan2_> pay smaller bills murray
[22:38] <@Ampersand_> he learned those swim moves from K-9
[22:38] <sideshowraheem> "it has a large dog in it and also martin short dressed like a child"
[22:38] <bob511> Aha
[22:39] <lhs> you'd think the hired car would still be stuck in all that traffic
[22:39] <impbiznist> man the 80s
[22:39] <impbiznist> why would he put those instructions in there
[22:40] <dan2_> "Bank account and Pin Number notes"
[22:40] <_identikit> his secretary did, since he can't tie his shoes without his filofax
[22:40] <Trebbers> This movie is like an early attempt for AI to write comedy.
[22:40] <lhs> 15 minutes later it's full of empty pizza boxes and beer cans
[22:40] <Trebbers> Things have the form of jokes, but aren't funny
[22:41] <dan2_> seems like the sort of place you could make a dead body pose as a living person thru puppetry
[22:41] <lhs> pee wee
[22:41] <@Ampersand_> lol dan
[22:41] <impbiznist> wait is the jail named after him?
[22:41] <lhs> 's play mcmansion
[22:41] <Trebbers> I don't like this shot
[22:42] <Trebbers> Jiggling Jim
[22:42] <dan2_> seems really close to the mansion where Andrew Dice Clay gets killed in Vinyl
[22:42] <dan2_> spoilers
[22:42] <sideshowraheem> dozens of prisoners will be killed and wounded so Jim Belushi can watch the Cubs lose
[22:42] <dan2_> COULD YOU TURN DOWN YOUR RAPS MUSIC SIR?
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> that guys is 87 years old
[22:43] <lhs> and to think that the imdb parent guide claims this has no frightening or intense scenes
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> squish
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> AH
[22:43] <dan2_> every white man's fear is that this will happen to them in the inner city
[22:43] <@Ampersand_> two jump scares in a row
[22:43] <bob511> Saving the teen center requires drastic measures.
[22:43] <sideshowraheem> this should definitely be on there LHS
[22:44] <lhs> stop looking at me, evian
[22:44] <sideshowraheem> Lights Camera Jackson's favourite Dr. Ruth
[22:45] <@Ampersand_> "these are the new victims"
[22:46] <lhs> it's like a toga made out of pogs
[22:46] <dan2_> Grodin goes crust punk
[22:47] <bob511> Wait, they didn't resolve how he figured out what togs are.
[22:47] <@Ampersand_> how do none of these people know that he's the wrong person?
[22:52] <Ampersand_> testing?
[22:52] <impbiznist> hi
[22:52] <lhs> wb
[22:52] <Ampersand_> weird.
[22:52] <Ampersand_> chat stopping updating
[22:53] <Trebbers> good on my end
[22:53] <impbiznist> might have just been hard to make jokes about this
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> the jokes are too good in the movie
[22:54] <dan2_> they just seem to stretch every joke for an extra 15 seconds beyond where it should end
[22:54] <bob511> Just another one of those homeless people pretending to be Spencer Barnes.
[22:54] <dan2_> "I HAVE A POOL?"
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> it did kinda grind to a screeching halt as soon as Belushi left prison
[22:54] <sideshowraheem> even though this is supposed to be the "fun" part
[22:54] <Ampersand_> that bikini is made out of skinned filofaxes. despicable
[22:54] <dan2_> the lesson: keep Jim Belushi in prison forever
[22:55] <dan2_> ho-ly shit @ Grodin's shirt
[22:56] <dan2_> would probably sell for $300 now
[22:56] <_identikit> that thing is glorious+
[22:56] <Trebbers> i think I saw it in a Diiv photo shoot
[22:56] <impbiznist> this is one of those eras where i can't tell if clothes are supposed to look good or tacky
[22:56] <sideshowraheem> 80 meg harddrive? it couldn't even contain this chat
[22:56] <bob511> "UNIX.  I know this."
[22:57] <Trebbers> aha
[22:57] <sideshowraheem> Belushi's mini-ponytail is killing me every time
[22:57] <Ampersand_> lol bob
[22:58] <Ampersand_> imagine what would be unleashed if he untied it
[22:58] <sideshowraheem> it's been at least 25 minutes since someone mentioned the World Series
[22:58] <Ampersand_> "LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG"
[22:58] <Ampersand_> *wolf noises*
[22:59] <impbiznist> did everyone have one of those in 1990
[22:59] <Trebbers> what the fuck
[22:59] <Ampersand_> he is part seal
[22:59] <lhs> call her back on the bananaphone in the kitchen
[23:00] <Trebbers> What the fuck, there are big tvs in that house
[23:00] <Ampersand_> cub club
[23:00] <Trebbers> Oh, to the prison
[23:00] <Trebbers> yuck yuck
[23:01] <sideshowraheem> "god I love running on sand" might be the best line of the movie
[23:02] <impbiznist> was that one of the suit guys
[23:02] <Ampersand_> looking more and more like Seagal
[23:03] <Trebbers> Trying to get bratwurst scent on as many suits as possible
[23:03] <impbiznist> oh man that's who it is
[23:03] <dan2_> I wonder which one played more cops in their career
[23:03] <Ampersand_> he got his fuck in
[23:04] <sideshowraheem> Takin' Care of Business(Dub mix)
[23:04] <Trebbers> Stewart Copeland really earning his money
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> there is no way this pipe will fall down
[23:05] <sideshowraheem> couldn't even get it out in time
[23:05] <lhs> where's the paperboy when you need him
[23:05] <impbiznist> there's not an alarm that goes off at this point?
[23:05] <Trebbers> What the hell is that
[23:06] <bob511> It's a silent alarm, I think?
[23:06] <Trebbers> guess so
[23:06] <Ampersand_> please don't be yourself
[23:06] <impbiznist> withdrawn
[23:07] <bob511> LAPD insists on the element of surprise when murdering burglars.
[23:07] <bob511> Whoa, Beverly and Q.
[23:08] <Trebbers> Wish movie was checking in on the inmates
[23:10] <lhs> they're all dead
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[23:11] <Ampersand_> Eat This
[23:11] <bob511> An hour in, and now the movie starts complaining about its own jokes.
[23:11] <sideshowraheem> produced by High Quality Films
[23:12] <Ampersand_> lock
[23:12] <Ampersand_> him
[23:12] <Ampersand_> up
[23:12] <Trebbers> uh
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> yikes
[23:12] <Trebbers> JJ at his desk with a typewriter, revolver and bottle of brandy
[23:12] <_identikit> is this really the best titty non-joke they got
[23:12] <sideshowraheem> this movie's portrayal of women has been horrific
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[23:13] <bob511> A mistaken identity gag in a role-swap movie?
[23:14] <Ampersand_> maybe it's a mistaken movie
[23:16] <Ampersand_> tfw you're the Beethoeven
[23:17] <sideshowraheem> Pulp Fiction ripped off this scene
[23:17] <Trebbers> stomach turning
[23:17] <Ampersand_> no
[23:17] <Ampersand_> noooo
[23:18] <_identikit> I dont know what you guys have, I'm having a blast
[23:18] <dan2_> Belushi just has us all hot and bothered, that's all
[23:18] <Ampersand_> please no blasts
[23:18] <_identikit> havent seen a proper shit flick in roughly half a year
[23:18] <_identikit> I forgot how entertaining that is
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> snakeskin comforter
[23:19] <Trebbers> What an irresistible piece of ass.
[23:19] <Trebbers> The girl is pretty hot, too.
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> haha treb
[23:19] <sideshowraheem> Grodin-Spencer Film Explosion
[23:20] <Trebbers> waht
[23:20] <Ampersand_> ahhhh
[23:20] <sideshowraheem> naked in a tracksuit
[23:20] <Ampersand_> wrap that hair up
[23:20] <Ampersand_> keep it sanitary
[23:21] <impbiznist> she already fucked in it
[23:21] <_identikit> as if this house wouldn*t have 14 other beds
[23:21] <impbiznist> she's a huge angels fan
[23:21] <impbiznist> i bet
[23:21] <Ampersand_> 14 other babes
[23:22] <Trebbers> The rainy season in LA
[23:22] <Ampersand_> lol
[23:22] <Trebbers> go go go
[23:22] <sideshowraheem> SHANK HIM
[23:22] <Ampersand_> time for a murder
[23:23] <Trebbers> gif
[23:23] <sideshowraheem> Full Grodin
[23:24] <Trebbers> do it
[23:24] <Ampersand_> eat them
[23:24] <sideshowraheem> I hope Belush smashes his face into a fax machine and says "File: Oaf, Fax"
[23:24] <Ampersand_> yesssss
[23:25] <Trebbers> Took acting lessons from Beethoven
[23:25] <Ampersand_> lol
[23:25] <lhs> jaden smith's room
[23:25] <dan2_> he should be keeping the tickets hostage in his mouth this entire time
[23:25] <sideshowraheem> Trump voter
[23:26] <sideshowraheem> yikes
[23:26] <Trebbers> Is that a drawing of that actress
[23:26] <sideshowraheem> this spring get here english muffins
[23:28] <sideshowraheem> I couldn't figure out where I'd seen the one lacky from and he was on Breaking Bad
[23:28] <_identikit> which one
[23:28] <sideshowraheem> the other one has been in a bunc hof shit too
[23:29] <bob511> John de Lancie.
[23:29] <bob511> The one with the hair.
[23:29] <dan2_> the special thanks for this is just going to be Filo Fax in size 400 font
[23:29] <Trebbers> This lady is the problem
[23:30] <bob511> Well, at least she can go back to her gig on the Enterprise D.
[23:30] <_identikit> dang you are good, I would have never remembered
[23:30] <bob511> Pretty sure the crew was sick of that Pulaski woman by this point.
[23:30] <sideshowraheem> I feel like this movie is very specifically on the precipice of the 80s and 90s
[23:31] <Trebbers> It's holding on real hard to the 80s
[23:31] <impbiznist> there is a LOT of movie left
[23:31] <Ampersand_> yeah, distressing
[23:31] <sideshowraheem> Charles Grodin IS Steve Bartman
[23:34] <sideshowraheem> "he loves the Blues Brothers 2000"
[23:35] <impbiznist> this is getting pretty good
[23:35] <sideshowraheem> the fucking pony tail
[23:35] <impbiznist> wait so is belush just buying grodin stuff with his own credit card
[23:35] <impbiznist> and grodin can't think to ask for it back
[23:36] <impbiznist> that kid looked weirdly familiar
[23:36] <sideshowraheem> yeah what else has he bee nin
[23:37] <Trebbers> die die
[23:37] <impbiznist> were the angels actually good at some point
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> oh y god
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> this is so dumb
[23:37] <Ampersand_> there was nothing in the rulebook about an ape catching a homerun
[23:37] <Trebbers> ahah
[23:37] <sideshowraheem> is that Joe Torre?
[23:38] <Ampersand_> that kid is who Alan Grant threatens at the beginning of Jurassic Park
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> thanks amp
[23:38] <sideshowraheem> I feel like someone had him as an avatar
[23:38] <bob511> https://overmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/volunteer-kid-jurassic-park.jpg
[23:38] <bob511> Yeah.
[23:39] <sideshowraheem> Grodin suddenly turned into an audience surrogate
[23:39] <Trebbers> Even by the logic of this movie they should be buddies
[23:39] <Trebbers> shouldn't
[23:40] <Ampersand_> what
[23:40] <dan2_> yipes
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> what the fuck
[23:40] <Ampersand_> two men, one soul
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> his poor wife
[23:40] <sideshowraheem> is he a Grodin or a Showdin
[23:41] <impbiznist> i mean he's gonna have to go back eventually anyway right
[23:41] <Trebbers> How proud was JJ when he came up with this shit
[23:41] <sideshowraheem> this is the laziest fucking bullshit
[23:41] <impbiznist> i forgot for a little while that this movie was called taking care of business
[23:41] <dan2_> false advertising
[23:41] <sideshowraheem> I was going to call the Filo Fax a mcguffin but it's more essential to the plot than that
[23:42] <impbiznist> any true cubs fan would be way more excited about this
[23:43] <Trebbers> 'She'll probably call the cops'
[23:43] <sideshowraheem> goddamn his hair
[23:43] <lhs> In 2011, Belushi announced that he suffered from gout, and became a spokesman for Savient Pharmaceuticals' educational campaign "Check Out Your Gout".
[23:43] <Trebbers> hhaa
[23:43] <lhs> successful formula
[23:43] <Ampersand_> niice
[23:43] <sideshowraheem> good lord
[23:44] <impbiznist> imagine announcing you suffer from gout
[23:44] <sideshowraheem> contracting gout in the 21st century may have put him over the edge for appearing in Twin Peaks season 3
[23:44] <Trebbers> With his appetite for cured meats, it would be more surprising if he didn't have it.
[23:45] <Ampersand_> "i'm sorry. here's a puppy"
[23:45] <Trebbers> what in the world
[23:45] <_identikit> is he gonna marketing-ing him back in
[23:45] <sideshowraheem> Grodin is acting his ass off
[23:46] <impbiznist> of course
[23:46] <Trebbers> FUCKTHIS
[23:46] <sideshowraheem> it must take all his talent to not be red faced screaming his ass off
[23:46] <_identikit> ah come on
[23:46] <_identikit> I thought he would sell him the idea that he let him out for that game
[23:47] <sideshowraheem> Doubt fire is what's gonna happen when the warden puts all the prisons to the torch
[23:48] <Trebbers> aahahh
[23:48] <sideshowraheem> oh god
[23:48] <Ampersand_> oh my
[23:50] <dan2_> Belu...she?
[23:50] <Ampersand_> "he's going to live with us now"
[23:51] <bob511> "I'm sorry.  We ate Mrs. Jimmy."
[23:51] <Ampersand_> lol dan
[23:51] <sideshowraheem> shut it down dan
[23:51] <dan2_> sorry everyone
[23:51] <sideshowraheem> lets go home
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> it is like he's doing a bad bill murray impression
[23:52] <lhs> dave foley's dad
[23:52] <Trebbers> yeah
[23:52] <Ampersand_> doing a bad bill murray impression for his entire life
[23:52] <sideshowraheem> I guess it just don don'd me
[23:52] <bob511> "Also, it's been five minutes."
[23:53] <Trebbers> what
[23:53] <dan2_> so the lesson is crime, dicking people over for your own benefit and lying about it is not only good, but will get you special treatment
[23:53] <Trebbers> Filofax on the roof of car
[23:54] <sideshowraheem> it seems like they forget the baseball element for 20 minute stretches at a time
[23:54] <Ampersand_> and that's how you take care of business
[23:54] <impbiznist> i really thought that was gonna be a super slowed down opening riff of taking care of business
[23:54] <Trebbers> The AI learned about something called a 'callback'
[23:54] <sideshowraheem> here we go
[23:54] <sideshowraheem> GET TO THE WORKIN OVERTIME PART
[23:55] <dan2_> see all they needed to do was loop this for 101 minutes and they would have brought this up to at least passable status
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Tonight!
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a film by rob ¢ohen
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def in for hurricane
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hell yeah storm action movies with terrible acting are my fucking jam
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