c - Miss_Anthropocene (2019)

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby ripersnifle » Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:05 am

it was a weird don don when i realized that her Mom was Sandy Garossino (i don't expect this to mean anything to non-Canadian non-extremely online non-media people)
https://observer.com/2018/05/elon-musk-grimes-mother-sandy-garossino-journalist/
(Sandy's Tesla tweets linked in that are funny)
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Postby came to wreck » Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:52 pm

mercenaries of slime wrote:you are not allowed to have an opinion on grimes if you have ever contributed to a weezer thread


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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:18 pm

Rivers Cuomo has the worst twitter and he's also the worst.
Back where I bong... behind my desk, changing the world. Using that giant brain to make some magic.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:35 pm



grimes
ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regiment ?

GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral. From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions - past, present, and future.
In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.

I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.
Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency.

I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.

I go to bed with a humidifier on.

#asmc #adidasparley #gentrifymordor #hipsterelves
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:36 pm

a lot to unpack here
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Postby ripersnifle » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:18 pm

i love the "humidifier" comment after everything preceding it haha
i'm actually amped for this record now
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Postby tricksforchips » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:19 pm

Surely that can’t be real.
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Postby chimp » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:20 pm

no, it's totally real
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Postby tricksforchips » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:22 pm

I just drink like 12 beers.
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:22 pm

after everything the past year or so, that's pretty funny and self-aware of her
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:22 pm

Grimes is cyberpunk Mark Wahlberg??
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Postby A WOMAN IN TROUBLE » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:38 pm

was really hoping this would be a new music / track list whatever bump :x
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Postby dogshower » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:57 pm

Takes a real friend to help restore the film to your eyeballs
JUMP
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Postby can » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:34 am

arguably the most efficient workout
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:48 am

Sick tribal tats
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Postby naturemorte » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:27 am

this person sucks
chad wrote:"How can I make this about me and also congratulate myself in some way" - basically every hipinion bro
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Postby computer problems » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:22 am

in the context of c's at least im not fat comments an adidas deal sucks. the album will unfortunately be better than charli though
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Postby Kenny » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:39 am

That's one of the first things I've liked from her in a while
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You are a sacred being of light projected into reality for a purpose. Demand the right to your moment in this holographic gift with no rules, no borders, except for those who you choose to accept and live by.

I don't wanna go to school. I just wanna be a fool. Just wanna play videogames all the time and everyday.
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Postby marble » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:52 am

Lmao good post tbh!
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Postby warmjets » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:36 am

yeah idk is that real, i have no idea anymore
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Postby computer problems » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:44 am

there is an idea of a c, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:02 pm

Sounds like some Jack Dorsey shit
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Postby ashtrayheart » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:06 am

really came around on we appreciate power
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Postby terminus » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:09 am

nah that song is the opposite of a grower
we gotta be normal, we can't be weird
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Postby sliiimer » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:18 am

That song came out 9 months ago. :shock:
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Postby galactagogue » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:32 am

Bad Craziness wrote:

grimes
ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regiment ?

GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc. This helps promote ATP and it’s incredibly visceral. From that point I spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to “astro-glide” to other dimensions - past, present, and future.
In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout.

I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC’s (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I’ve outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna.
Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency.

I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression.

I go to bed with a humidifier on.

#asmc #adidasparley #gentrifymordor #hipsterelves
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im late to this but the experimental eye surgery thing made me :o :shock: :oops:
I know what you did last summer, but i just don't give a shit
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:41 pm

Loving the idea of Grimes and Musk huddling in a lab like some idiotic hellworld versions of Peter Parker and Reed Richards trying to figure out a way to stare at their smartphones all day without experiencing eye strain
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Postby Milk » Fri Aug 02, 2019 3:36 pm

Reason #4567 why when the end comes we will have deserved it all.
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Postby gskrap » Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:09 pm

ashtrayheart wrote:really came around on we appreciate power

did you have a traumatic brain injury
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