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Postby soda » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:35 pm

Waaaaaghh!

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Postby something sensible if » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:36 pm

i thought i was going to get into making digital art but then i sucked shit
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Postby soda » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:13 am

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Postby Fullscreen » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:17 am

this seems a little more streamlined than than the 40k stuff i've seen.
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Postby Fullscreen » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:20 am

like some dude with a panel van got stoned and sketched this on the back of his notebook during shop class

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Postby Bartatua » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:56 am

Check the tyranid thread for some of mine from years past
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Postby soda » Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:19 am

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Postby dusky » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:06 pm

hell ya. god i miss this stuff.
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Postby terrific bedwetter » Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:38 pm

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Postby funkfunkfunk » Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:28 pm

compared to the other races the tau look like they're in the wrong game.
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Postby quinine » Sun Dec 13, 2015 3:11 pm

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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:39 pm

i feel like bleak is a best case scenario
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Postby dr. badvibes » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:08 pm

there are like a million planets or whatever, so "average" is impossible to nail down. you can be born on an agrarian paradise world that looks like Rivendell, or you can be born into tech-serfdom on a shitty hiveworld where you die at 16 without ever seeing the sky

i liked this illustration from their ruinous relaunch of the warhammer fantasy universe last year, although it feels kind of... aryan?

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and i think john blanche has a legit gift that probably went to waste in GW publications, instead of, like, illustrating collections of fairytales in 1903

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Postby dr. badvibes » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:15 pm

there's something i really dig about his total rejection of clarity and delineation

i wish i could find the "4 minutes of doodling" illustration he did for the zombie pages in the bestiary sections of the vampire counts books

iirc it looks like a pile of garbage and body parts caught in a dust devil, and is insanely confusing and memorable
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Postby Bartatua » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:02 pm

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Postby WHITEBOYWASTED » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:13 pm

I wonder which 40k faction would provide you with the least fucked up death as an average human citizen. like obviously horrible things are going to happen to you with chaos or tyranids or dark eldar or if you get on the wrong side of the imperium, like being born a low level psycher or something. I guess maybe Tau? they seem like the no muss no fuss incineration type. I'm sure someone can point to something in their lore to prove me wrong, though
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Postby helen just » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:44 pm

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Postby Fullscreen » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:13 pm

Definitely wasted some time today reading about the Imperium of Man thanks to this thread.
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Postby dr. badvibes » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:45 pm

WHITEBOYWASTED wrote:I wonder which 40k faction would provide you with the least fucked up death as an average human citizen. like obviously horrible things are going to happen to you with chaos or tyranids or dark eldar or if you get on the wrong side of the imperium, like being born a low level psycher or something. I guess maybe Tau? they seem like the no muss no fuss incineration type. I'm sure someone can point to something in their lore to prove me wrong, though

i actually think Tyranids might be the best way out. so long as you're not fighting back (or, actually, fighting back in an genuinely effective manner)they'd probably murk you without malice in the maximally-efficient way. of course they are also completely disinterested in not being malicious, so there's surely some luck of the draw in play. if you happen to run into one of them that paralyzes you, partially digests your living brain with acid for intel, and then drops your now-vegetable ass in a ditch for the vacuum-cleaner maggots to digest a week later ur fucked

most of the bad factions would be into torture, slavery and/or sacrifice
imperials might keep you alive for some strenuous repenting shit or work you to death in a POW camp
tau might be clean, but i think they're also into reprogramming and conscription?

eldar are a good bet. they probably also want you dead with max efficiency, but most of them probably also hold to ethics that preclude inflicting unnecessary suffering
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Postby tonybricker » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:46 pm

I never played, but back in like 1994 I would go out of my way to get the Warhammer 40K catalogs so I could flip through them for hours and just draw stuff from them. Back then it was just the space marines, orks, eldar, and they had just started introducing the genestealers. 40k was on some other shit from all other fantasy stuff, I mean c'mon:

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