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Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:25 pm
by VHB
IMPORTANT NFC EAST ANNOUNCEMENT:

n1 Ampersand GOOD
n2 Dragons GOOD
n3 Pantsoclock GOOD
n4 Sevenarts GOOD
n5 Stakeout GOOD, ACTUALLY!

I believe it is thus now safe to assume Grouchypants is a wolf. Also, we know Fuckles, Metersk, and Laserblast are the only options for Wolf #2. Regardless, it MUST be 2 of those 4.

Proceed as you collectively see best fit.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:26 pm
by sevenarts
VHB wrote:IMPORTANT NFC EAST ANNOUNCEMENT:

n1 Ampersand GOOD
n2 Dragons GOOD
n3 Pantsoclock GOOD
n4 Sevenarts GOOD
n5 Stakeout GOOD, ACTUALLY!

I believe it is thus now safe to assume Grouchypants is a wolf. Also, we know Fuckles, Metersk, and Laserblast are the only options for Wolf #2. Regardless, it MUST be 2 of those 4.

Proceed as you collectively see best fit.


LOL I knew it.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:27 pm
by milano boy
fuckin lol

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:27 pm
by milano boy
or should i say


Lol!

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:35 pm
by VHB
stakeout wrote:sure take all the credit


It's a Team Effort all the way. Always.

AAOOOOoOoo HAHA WAREWOOOF. IT GO NIGHT OEN.
AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WARWOF NITe KILL WON HAHA AOOOOOOOOOO

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:37 pm
by Ampersand
hahaha

VHB defending me could have only meant wolf or seer.

Love that koala.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:40 pm
by VHB
stakeout wrote:i feel like axel foley and you're the beverly hills police department


Even MacEnroe and Borg played Doubles eventually. It's all good.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:42 pm
by fuckles
kill me wolves

*pisses on wolves*

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:45 pm
by fuckles
*pisses directly in wolf eye and mouth*

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:57 pm
by werd
just finishing lore, should be up soon

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Night 5*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:08 pm
by fox
Stakeout, an exiled prince who bore a passing resemblance to a coked-out Nicolas Cage, found himself in The Village. Surely the Declaration of Independence was here. All of his sources and instincts pointed to it. It was midnight and he was dressed in navy black, rappelling from hut to hut in search of his prize. After ransacking one home after another, he found himself within a particularly large hut. Tiptoeing around, in fresh dunks, he walked into a large bedroom, with a chest at the foot of the bed. Sneakily, he opened the chest. This wasn't the Declaration at all. It was... a scroll? Something about... the elements? This was bullshit. Where was the Declaration? Stake looked around in the hut for more evidence, annoyed. But it took him a few minutes before he realized: Wait. Whose hut was this anyway? Carefully, he tiptoed over to the bed and pulled back the covers. He gasped.

Then he was mauled and eaten by a werewolf.

Stakeout is dead. He was a Villager. A horny villager.

Day until 1800 PDT tomorrow.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:12 pm
by Ampersand
grouchypants

:ahuh:

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:12 pm
by sevenarts
grouchypants

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:37 pm
by VHB
Grouchypants

Reminder that Grouchypants attempted to pass of a "Fuckles Is A Wolf" Scan. While we should not let that become a distraction today, we should decide if that was a lie designed to fool us and lose confidence in our beloved and ever-consistent Piss Boy,

OR....

Image

If Grouchypants, having noticed how much they themselves are mistrusted, is counting on us assuming it is a lie due to Grouchypants' own wolfishness, and thus jumping to the false conclusion that Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow is a framed villager above suspicion of being an actual wolf when in fact they are a safely hidden actual wolf.

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Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow is on the list of 4 I cannot yet account for.

Also, Stakeout was highly confident of Metersk being the other wolf (also in the 4).

But for now let's make sure we concentrate on Grouchypants, and cut the 4 to 3.

Also, Geoff, SORRY! But DRAGONS was scanned and you weren't, so she had to be protected and eliminating you thinned the field. You're a fantastic sport about these games and I hope you're not legitimately heated at me.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:39 pm
by VHB
Also remember that the Hunter counts double for parity, so as long as they survive we theoretically only need to lynch one wolf to win.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:39 pm
by Ampersand
will you be given time to relay your final scan to us?

if so, who are you thinking?

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:41 pm
by VHB
laserblast wrote:vhb you know if this comes back non-wolf we're killing you, right


At this point I am in fact more powerful dead than alive, so, in the unlikely event that I am not the next night kill, by all means lynch me next. I would love to have one more result confirmable with my blood.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:45 pm
by VHB
Ampersand wrote:will you be given time to relay your final scan to us?

if so, who are you thinking?


I will do my best to take advantage of the order of night actions and relay my last scan while I am technically still alive, as I did during the previous night phase (when I was worried Stakeout either was a wolf who had deduced I was seer or given my role away to the actual wolves during today's heated discussion.

Assuming I am quicker on the draw than the wolves (or Werd does not decide I am exploiting a rules loophole) I should be able to get one more result out even if I am night killed.

I will of course have to scan Metersk, Laserblast, or Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow, or Grouchypants if they manage to survive today.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:24 am
by milano boy
grouchy pants

and i also nomintate myself

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:36 am
by fuckles
grouchypants is a liar and i'm sorry stakeout

grouchypants

*pisses on grouchypants*

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:25 am
by grouchypants
Teddy ruxpin's elbow. He's a wolf. I'm telling you.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:25 am
by grouchypants
laserblast wrote:gp if you're just a villager trying to get out of getting lynched so help me God


:D

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:22 pm
by grouchypants
I was thinking...what if I'm not THE seer but A seer? Like there's more than one. I read over the last game that werd did and that seems like something that might be possible. I don't know. All I know is that my role said seer.

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:32 pm
by werd
teddy ruxpins elbow is dead, he was a villager

he asked another player questions about the game in private

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:39 pm
by fuckles
oOOoooOoO respect oOooOoOoO

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:45 pm
by Ampersand
Looks like we've got this game in the bag

barring

a

TWIST

?

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:55 pm
by sevenarts
Well that certainly makes tonight's scan easier, thanks fuckles!

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:57 pm
by werd
im not calling shit snatch

there are two wolves out there

they could be anyone

:shock:

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:32 pm
by VHB
sevenarts wrote:Well that certainly makes tonight's scan easier, thanks fuckles!


Indeed! Piss Boy is a true team player!

3 candidates now for 2 wolves, one of which is our lead lynch candidate today.

With Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow gone and Grouchypants for the chop, the Field of Four will be a Field Of Two:

Laserblast
Metersk.

If Grouchypants is actually a villager, both Laserblast AND Metersk are wolves. If Grouchypants is Wolf #1 then EITHER Blast OR Metersk is a wolf and I should be able to narrow that down either way tonight before I am (presumably) killed.


Unless of course in fitting M. Night Shyamalan's The Village Twist fashion this is finally the "no wolves, you were the monsters all along" game Luke used to talk about :barney:

Re: M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 *Day 5 ends 5/11 PDT*

PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:21 pm
by grouchypants
I am the seer. I don't know why my scans are coming back wrong, unless it's the twist you're talking about.

But because they're coming out wrong,

Teddy ruxpin's elbow (obviously)

sevenarts. I haven't scanned him yet, so he's a possible wolf.