WW XXXIV - Wolf Island - ISLANDERS WIN

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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:48 pm

Are all the characters in the same place right now?
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:50 pm

I am at the dockside bar with some fellow regulars, yes.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:51 pm

Understood, thanks.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:52 pm

Youngsters, may I give you a tip?

The sailing shall be quite good today.




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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:53 pm

Santa Baby brings Mr. Uppity a barstool.

I apologize for my earlier behavior. I was raised by the ocean, you see. There are no manners in the ocean, only life, death and salt.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:56 pm

You want some green?

Santa Baby pulls a jar of seaweed out of his jacket.

I home-farm it myself.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:59 pm

Jizzads! Were only I to find that blasted pipe. The greens of this earth are the only balm for these fiery joints of mine now that Beatrice has ended my relationship with Mme. Oxy.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:00 pm

Bummer.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:01 pm

Perchance we should disrobe one of my cubans and take a respite in my vehicle?
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:03 pm

I'm game!
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:06 pm

Tabitha! Retire to the ladies' room and create a most monstrous abomination with this fellow's fine artisanal seaweed. After, please fetch Clarissa and bring me to my vehicle. This "Santa Baby" chap is to be my formal guest and shall be seated shotgun.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:08 pm

Clarissa, please prepare the seats at 58 degrees and queue up "Catch a Wave" on the tape deck.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:11 pm

I'm so honored.

Santa Baby puts on his sunglasses.

Let's ride this caughten wave.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:29 pm

Tabitha emerges from the restroom holding a small golden case

"Your bluntie, sir."

Clarissa enters the bar with an ornate, gilded chair, which I shuffle off my barstool onto.

As we struggle through the front door - Tabitha and Clarissa, lithe and strawberry-haired, carrying my chair - i shout over my shoulder: Tis gout, not ostentatious! Have a double of Whistlepig awaiting my return!"

As myself and Santa Baby proceed to my vehicle, a chorus can be heard faintly through the windows:




As Tabitha and Clarissa shut the doors, I show Santa Baby my prized cigar cutter: "You know, back when I was young, they used these to snip...well, lets just say when you had a son they used these to snip more than the cigars!"

I light the blunt.
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Postby VHB » Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:36 pm

pootis wrote:Youngsters, may I give you a tip?

The sailing shall be quite good today.




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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:01 pm

VHB wrote:
pootis wrote:Youngsters, may I give you a tip?

The sailing shall be quite good today.




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Von Ho Balanced wishes this guy had been around for Who Farted? Werewolf. He, like Bernie, would of won.



Hey Von?
Did you hear what that asshole said?








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Postby bigcat » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:03 pm

I can fart bubbles!!

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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:07 pm

Oh, Santa Baby, my dear, I am...I am...Ripedd. Methinks we should return to the bar and my Whistlepig I lest... hotbox... vehicle in less desirable fashi...in less pleasant fashion.
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:09 pm

I'm so zoinked I only caught about half of that. Luckily, it was the half that mattered. To the bar!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:10 pm

Barkeep! A round on me! Barkeep is a weird word, isn't it?
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:11 pm

TABITHA! CLARISSA! BRING ME HOME!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:12 pm

KAREN!!

Santa Baby knows no one named Karen.

KAREN!!!
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:13 pm

-1 baby... :( wrote:Barkeep! A round on me! Barkeep is a weird word, isn't it?



Tis the truth, youngster. I have always believed it to sound more of a warden than a liberator.

Alas, it is one of the last truly great, truly important professions.

Mr. Poots slams his $24 double.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:13 pm

WHAT ARE WE TO DO ABOUT THESE BLASTED FROGGERS??
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:14 pm

I SAY WE EAT THE FROGS?
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:15 pm

-1 baby... :( wrote:I SAY WE EAT THE FROGS?



EAT THE FROGS! A ROUND ON ME!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:16 pm

Santa Baby eats the frogs.

I ate the frogs. Bones and all.
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:17 pm

Stammering, red-faced, choking through laughter

BY...BY G-G-G-GOD....HE...AHAHA..HE...HE...ATE THE BONES!!!!
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:18 pm

I ATE THE BONES
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Postby fuckles » Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:23 pm

Upon hearing cantankerous laughter from the stink man Master Poots, Dumbles the Dogg wakes up, gives a withering stare to the Poot Man, and falls back to sleep.
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