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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:16 am

*peers inside Crème brûlée*

There's a ratbag in my Crème brûlée! I've won a prize!
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Postby bigcat » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:43 am

no vacation
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Postby mellowgold » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:44 am

grouchypants
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:46 am

why grouchypants
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:46 am

i like grouchypants!!!!
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Postby mellowgold » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:51 am

they seem very nice! i am just not sure about them! they could have a mean streak and i think a nice vacation would sort that out :)
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Postby grouchypants » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:12 pm

Uh, I care! Not mean. Nice.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:25 pm

I know in my lil bleeding heart that The Ratbag is our friend
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:27 pm

I'm drunk and going to bed but I want to make sure my nice friend lives so I'll go with the other choice of grouchypants
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:29 pm

3 grouchypants
2 ratbag
1 no Tahiti

8 hours left
6 of 11 votes in
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Postby Pashmina » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:33 pm

DRAGONS wrote:I'm drunk and going to bed but I want to make sure my nice friend lives so I'll go with the other choice of grouchypants


I guess a grouch is a grouch!

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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:47 pm

4 Grouchy
2 Ratbag
1 No Tahiti

114 minutes to go
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:11 pm

ratbag

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Postby grouchypants » Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:35 pm

ratbag

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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:39 pm

3 grouchypants
2 ampersand
1 ratbag
1 no tahiti

1 hour
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Postby benj » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:04 pm

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:16 pm

grouchypants wrote:ratbag

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It's cool! It's fine! :)
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:43 pm

Okay that's it.
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:49 pm

Grouchypants wins a free trip to Tahiti by a count of 4 to 2 to 1.

Once again the people of Nicenicity politely form an angry mob and conscientiously march through the streets, this time bearing down on the abode of Ms. Grouch E. Pants.

"But I don't understand the problem!" she protested, citing her trophy case, which includes the 2015 and 2016 Lady Bing trophy, amazingly enough.

"Look at her name!" one voice calls out.

"Good point!"

"Thank you!"

"Don't mention it!"


Grouchypants has been sent to Tahiti. She was a Villager.
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:50 pm

Night 8 begins now and lasts until 10:00 Pacific
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Postby VHB » Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:33 am

"Hey, Mister!"

Oh, it's that one annoying kid again.

"Hey! I know who you are! Can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan."

He was trying to lay low. Trying to get to the bottom of this meanness wave plaguing the town.

So much for that, he grumbled, setting down his big gulp.

"Look, kid, I don't know what you've heard or who you've heard it from, but I'm not David Letterman."

Silence.

"Sorry," he added, begrudingly, as an afterthought.

Had to keep his cover.

"I know!" the kid continued, waving a pen and the collectors edition blu-ray of Rajada 2: Rajarder in his face, incessantly and insistently.

"I know who you really are!"

Rajarder? That was a real inside choice. He stared at the kid. There was something familiar about the bend of his nose, the shade of his blue eyes, but most of all the presumptuous, obnoxious way he ran his mouth, like it never occurred to him that someone might not immediately want to hear everything he had to say. It was eerily familiar, and he was never one to forget a face. Or a voice. The kid was clearly too young, but...

"My mom told me all about you!"

That would explain it.

"Did she tell you not to talk to strangers?" What an annoying brat. Had to find a way to blow him off.

"You're Dunston New Mexico! I'd know your face anywhere! I've watched this film a dozen times!"

"I'm not Dunston New Mexico. And I'm not your father, either."

A loud groan. But it wasn't the kid.

He spun around.

The boy's mother. About his age, though less gracefully aged. Still a defiant streak of dyed purple hair. Eyes looked just like the kid's, only they were tensed up in an indignant squint.

"As if," she breathed, trying to force a chuckle. It was a deep, obnoxious laugh, sounding somewhere between the starting of a chainsaw and the braying of a horse. He hadn't heard that laugh in almost 20 years.

Which wasn't nearly long enough.

"Nah. You're Jeff. From Minnesota. I remember when I really thought you were dead."

"Vanessa. From High School. I remember when you thought you were going to be famous."

He saw her finger flinch. The middle one. She flattened her hand against her thigh, trying to keep it in check. Not fast enough.

"Your make believe boyfriend ever take you to Seattle?"

He saw her frown. She nudged her head. At the kid, now obviously hers.

"Yeah," she said, most of her bombast gone.

"Ah."

"You figure this one out yet? You were..."

Her voice trailed off. Unintelligible.

"What was that?"

"You were always pretty good at this sort of thing. I know I never told you that."

"See, Vanessa, that was always your problem. I didn't ask for your opinion, and I don't want it. But here you are, just giving it anyway, like you think it's something special or valuable."

"Whatever Jeff I'm just trying to get in the spirit of this place. New leaf, shit like that. You don't have to still be such a jerk. Do you?"

"This place is a lie, VERUCA. it's too late for Nicenicity, AND your stupid new leaf. If you were as smart as you always thought you were you'd know that."

He took a deep, slow breath.

"Nice meeting your kid."

For once, at last, she had nothing to say. He slurped his big gulp. It tasted like a silver lining.


Ratbag has been converted to meanness. He was The Teacher.

Day 8 Begins Now and lasts until 7 pm Pacific tomorrow.

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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:50 am

*knock knock*

Borrow cuppa sugah?

Is that you in the bed, gram?

Oh! Grandma Catullus, what nice big teeth you have!

All the better for eating my cookies, I bet.
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Postby VHB » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:51 pm

Do we really need a mid day update when only 1 vote is cast?

Bump.

It would be nice to hear from the whole roster.
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:54 pm

I think we're all so nice we've decided to let the meanies win!
Generous! Nice!
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Postby mellowgold » Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:17 pm

i am but a nice, helpless and clueless villager! i am feeling very alone. so for now i think we need to keep everyone around to discuss the not niceness taking over our lil town. no vacation
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby bigcat » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:41 pm

no vacation
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Postby VHB » Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:34 pm

Day is over.

Did it really begin?

Nobody Went To Tahiti
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby VHB » Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:35 pm

Night starts now
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby VHB » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:07 pm

"Mr. Happy, we've come for you."

"Who are you?"

"You know."

"Actually I really don't."

"You do know who we are. And you know we're tired of your schtick. It's a fraud, like everything else about this town, and we're going to prove it one person at a--"

"HOLY SHIT I DON'T CARE!" he bellowed.

But it was too late.

"Oh. Damn. Oops!" They shrugged their shoulders as they looked down at their handiwork.

"Our bad, dude."


Pootis has been "converted" to meanness. But he was The Psychopath.


8 players remain [5/2/1]
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

bill wrote:every hooker deserves an Oscar for faking orgasms i swear to god

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Postby VHB » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:08 pm

We can break for the weekend or not, but either way, make a post or two letting me know what you'd prefer?
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Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

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