Who Farted? Werewolf #21 [Village Triumphant]

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby wendy » Sun May 29, 2016 7:17 pm

ooc post - this just in: i am allergic to mountains
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Postby wendy » Sun May 29, 2016 7:18 pm

i like them anyway tho
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Postby surly » Sun May 29, 2016 7:23 pm

three small farts in quick succession
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby VHB » Sun May 29, 2016 9:11 pm

Night actions are in.

Resolving Momentarily.
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Postby VHB » Sun May 29, 2016 9:25 pm

"Don't go down into the basement" momma said.

Whatever.

He'd heard somebody rip a wet, sputtering one and by God, he was going to find out who.

Ankh left his room and crept through the hall and down the basement stairs, ears perked up.

He was sure he'd heard something.

Oh, there it was!

FFF... FFF... FFF....

...ART ...ART ...ART


It sounded like a voice.

He giggled to himself as he descended. Boy it was dark down here. But he'd been down here many times before, and he could navigate by sound. Mom always swore he had the best sense of hearing of anyone she'd ever known, even with good hearing running in the family.

FFF... FFF... FFF....

...ART ...ART ...ART


"I know you're here!" he called out. "I caught you! You cut the cheese, cuz I feel the breeze!"

Ankh laughed.

He saw a shadowy form loom ahead of him.

"AHA!"

But as he reached out his hand thudded against the boiler with a dull clank. It wasn't a person after all.

He stood there for several moments, listening.

Finally, he gave up and walked back towards the staircase.

The door slammed shut out of nowhere. Then he heard the lock tumble into place.

FFF... FFF... FFF....

...ART ...ART ...ART


"Who's there?" he called out, less bold this time, his voice quaking.

He ran to the door, double checking. Maybe he'd just imagine he'd heard the lock. No, the door was shut solid.

"Mom? Mom!" Ankh called out.

But he heard nothing.

But then, what was that smell?

It was...foul.

Overwhelming.

The grossest thing he had ever smelt.

The worst fart he had ever smelt.

He spun around to see who cut the cheese so ruthlessly. The sudden movement dizzied him.

"Gross..." he muttered as the scent overwhelmed him, gleaning a brief glimpse of an old fashioned hockey goalie mask before he collapsed into a pool of blackness...

Someone farted loudly this time. Then a third person farted in response, a triple putt-putt-putt that almost resembled laughter. But even Ankh's sharp ears could no longer hear them.


ANKH has been farted on. He was the 11 Year Old Boy.

With the seer down the ketchup bottle is now useless. You can still pass it around if you want but there's no seer to fool and thus nobody to frame. So much for that :)
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Postby surly » Sun May 29, 2016 9:27 pm

i farted
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby VHB » Sun May 29, 2016 9:28 pm

Day 1 begins now and lasts until 6pm Pacific Time on Monday. That's 23 hours from now, minus a couple minutes.
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Postby Ampersand » Sun May 29, 2016 10:15 pm

stakeout farted
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Postby wendy » Sun May 29, 2016 11:26 pm

If stakeout isn't evil he's the most important member of team good. I'm not shook enough to kill stake just because The Man Who Loves To Share His Role shared his role with the wrong person
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Postby surly » Sun May 29, 2016 11:31 pm

i farted
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby Catullus » Sun May 29, 2016 11:42 pm

surly did you fart?

But honestly if 11 year old boy is gone early that's good for us non-farters!
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Mon May 30, 2016 12:16 am

hmmm this is not encouraging
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Postby milano boy » Mon May 30, 2016 12:23 am

well that's nice

surly, why you so gassy?
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Mon May 30, 2016 12:30 am

stakeout wrote:the emperor's son

yes yes makes sense
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Mon May 30, 2016 12:41 am

Can We Just Admit That Ankh Probably Didn't Share His Role w/ lamesayings?
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Postby wendy » Mon May 30, 2016 12:42 am

What
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Postby surly » Mon May 30, 2016 12:42 am

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Mon May 30, 2016 12:43 am

wendy bird wrote:If stakeout isn't evil he's the most important member of team good. I'm not shook enough to kill stake just because The Man Who Loves To Share His Role shared his role with the wrong person

what's the precedent? i wasn't aware there was a reputation, at least not in the game's i've played with him.

these games have gotten a bit fast and loose under the pressure of certain players influence.
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Mon May 30, 2016 12:44 am

wendy bird wrote:What

i think there are just a few players ankh would share his role to
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Postby wendy » Mon May 30, 2016 12:46 am

With all due resoexg to stakeout he's pretty ovipositor as a wolf

So If he's a wolf I think we'll figure it out

If he's not. A wolf I think he's the most important member of team food

I am too drunk
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Postby wendy » Mon May 30, 2016 12:47 am

The Emperor's Son wrote:
wendy bird wrote:What

i think there are just a few players ankh would share his role to


I love ankh a lot

But I disagree
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Postby wendy » Mon May 30, 2016 12:47 am

As someone who shares her role with every person possible

Ankh is like me
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Postby VHB » Mon May 30, 2016 1:10 am

Team Food won't be until Werewolf #25, where the wolves will be an evil cadre of protestors forcing people to hunger strike.

Current vote tally:

1: Stakeout
1: Surly
1: The Emperor's Son

3 out of 16 votes cast.
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Postby Catullus » Mon May 30, 2016 1:17 am

Guys come on, I want to sleep without my tent smelling like hot garbage and bog.
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Postby Catullus » Mon May 30, 2016 1:17 am

Let's get these farters.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon May 30, 2016 1:35 am

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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Mon May 30, 2016 4:01 am

i didn't talk to anyone as i'm above this all
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby lame sayings » Mon May 30, 2016 7:48 am

Hmm, honestly all this farting is a wee bit offensive, no? There is absolutely nothing to laugh about here, not in the least. Nothing funny OR freeing at all about farting on someone or being farted on. I truly hope we can rid this place of farters, their disgusting habits are gonna ruin the culture of civility we have so clearly set up here.

As much as it pains me to not be pointing fingers, I think I will have to vote No Kill today until we get more info. I'm around most of the morning until noonish if anyone wants to convince me otherwise. I do want the perpetrators to pay and I want them to pay dearly.
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Postby wendy » Mon May 30, 2016 8:54 am

No Kill

I agree that ankh wouldn't have shared his role with just anyone. The person with whom he shared it is probably someone he's played with a lot and worked fairly closely with before, but that list, even with my shit memory, is fairly long

Like I can't remember past the faculty (I know he was at least in touch with cat in that, and probably LoD & Philippe & Dragons as well) with the exception of Mason Island when he was a wolf with Trask and me. I don't really remember Transylvania. Possibly surly & kit fox & TES? And of course stake is really good at getting people to share their roles.

Anyone who spoke to ankh, did he mention who else he was in touch with? Couldn't hurt to see if people's stories line up.
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Postby surly » Mon May 30, 2016 9:28 am

i farted
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