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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:19 pm

Keep in mind there will be no official voting for the Hunter until after the Blood Moon.

But by all means campaign before then!
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Postby ecto » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:21 pm

give me the fucking weapon
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Postby werd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:21 pm

can I vote myself for hunter
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Postby ecto » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:24 pm

give me the weapon and i shoot fuckles in the dick
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Postby werd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:26 pm

I will vote for whoever promises to shoot laserblast
night moves wrote:I will not be made fun of by someone who watches animes


hologram wrote:basically burn down your local whole foods and punch a cop because the galaxy don't give a fuck
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:30 pm

Slight rule clarification (not relevant to the game just yet): The Witch's protection can also save the target of the Hunter's bullets, whether that target be village or wolf.

Night order of operations is: [seer scan] -> witch protection -> [hunter shoot] -> wolf kill
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Postby fuckles » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:44 pm

ecto wrote:give me the weapon and i shoot fuckles in the dick

this is a very good reason to not give ecto the weapon! the best reason!
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby ecto » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:48 pm

me too
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Postby fuckles » Tue Aug 02, 2016 6:50 pm

noooooooooo
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby VHB » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:06 pm

~*~*~*~Kill Everyone~*~*~*~
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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:25 pm

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:40 pm

The sun rises, and the townspeople discover a tall aluminum can standing with an unnerving stillness on a dew-covered porch railing.

When lame sayings nudges it with a tree branch, the can tips over and falls to the ground yet does not spill a single drop.

For the can was empty. Wolfing makes you thirsty.

The wolf drank laserblast. He was an even blend of tea and lemonade. Also a villager.

Day 1 begins now and will run to approx. 8 PM EDT Wednesday.
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Postby fuckles » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:42 pm

stakeout wrote:i will kill laserblast

???? !!!!!!! >?!??!?
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Postby werd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:53 pm

very suspicious

we should compile a list of suspects who have been vocal about their desire to kill/end/destroy laserblast
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Postby fuckles » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:54 pm

laserwolf wrote:kill laserblast

!!!!!!
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Postby werd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:56 pm

SUSPECT LIST

No. 1 - stakeout

stakeout wrote:i will kill laserblast


pretty damning evidence right here folks, looks like we cracked the case

stakeout how do you respond to the overwhelming evidence that you killed laserblast
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Postby ecto » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:57 pm

elect LB Utah
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Postby werd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:57 pm

try to focus fuckles, I'm trying to lead a lynch squad here
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:00 pm

stakeout is saucy enough to flaunt his jewels in the thread

stakeout
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Postby VHB » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:02 pm

lynch Ankh

Alphabetical Order served me well last game and I see no reason to mess with success

Also I have two confirmed good villagers from backchannel already and neither one is Ankh

And finally, obvious attempt to frame Laserwolf is obvious

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Postby werd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:16 pm

VHB wrote:I have two confirmed good villagers from backchannel already


:ryan:
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Postby fuckles » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:22 pm

hi what is jerp wrangler to be honest
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:23 pm

kill the damn jester
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:23 pm

how dare you suggest we kill our leader, donald trump
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Postby milano boy » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:25 pm

YOU GUYS ARE DOING WHAT THE WOLVES WANT YOU TO DO YOU DINGUSES

jerp wrangler.

also, elect metersk
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Postby milano boy » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:26 pm

no kill
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Postby mudd » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:26 pm

elect Trump

*scritch scritch scritch*

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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:27 pm

jeb is a mess
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:28 pm

mudd wrote:elect Trump

*scritch scritch scritch*

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Postby VHB » Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:29 pm

fuckles wrote:hi what is jerp wrangler to be honest





~*~*~*~JERP WRANGLER arose from a typo (jeep wrangler) Narc Blossom made in Werewolf #21 (who farted game) at around the same time Geoff also was making some endearingly erratic and typo filled posts. It brought levity to the game and captured our imagination and the zeitgeist, especially Jerp Wrangler which has become a slack emoji and a beloved running gag in the Werewolf circle~*~*~*~
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