Werewolf XXVI (WOLVES WIN, LOVERS WIN)

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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:24 pm

The Unblinking Eye wrote:I've been out looking for my cat. I'll give pierrot the benefit of the doubt and lynch Surly. It's ok with me.


Meant to quote this, but I voted for Surly last night
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Postby bigcat » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:24 pm

I am Alexandra Stan. I am making a post. Xoxo
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:29 pm

lol at ecto reading and responding to lengthy posts even though he is a dead coward.

mudd i was just thinking that what was sorely missing from this game was atmosphere. i think that was a good post.

hey big cat, vote for surly. i feel bad too because i'm not sure, but we've got to get answers or we will all die. this will give us some idea about those guiding the mob.
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:33 pm

killing me doesn't get answers though. if i'm the empath, you don't get any more leads on who is or isn't a wolf. and if i'm a villager, the leaders of this push can pass it off by saying "well he defended bread! woops!" and go on about their day

seems like only pierrot and a sheep or two think i'm a wolf.
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:42 pm

please. in scabs and unions you made this exact play. killing all the loud people and shepherding the village to mislynch after mislynch
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:43 pm

we haven't mislynched yet
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:44 pm

i can't very well call you an idiot when your plan is clearly working
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:44 pm

surly, if you were so sure we were wolves, and you were just a villager, you would've just sacrificed yourself by now to prove your point. one villager is an incredible trade for two wolves. but you can't because your WC states you have to survive til the end of the game.

seriously, the fact that the rest of you can't grok this is just baffling
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:45 pm

pierrot, i thought you believed me to be a wolf

why the change of heart
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:47 pm

a villager doesnt make that post
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:49 pm

surly sent me a series of very persuasive pleading dm's. he is fighting pretty hard against this which is not very zen.
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:52 pm

you lost those privileges when you voted for me a second time
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Postby fuckles » Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:55 pm

Connor Bodkin yells over to the voting booth from the fountain, his new home.

Sorry surly!
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:00 pm

lol i am gonna die today because several villagers are too timid to vote what they actually think and fuckles is hung over
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:00 pm

incredible
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:01 pm

john plainman wrote:7 surly
1 cas
1 pierrot
1 no kill (unofficial from big cat)

3 votes left to go (capital, casimir, mudd)
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:05 pm

by my count there are five people who believe me, but won't do anything until someone else moves first

this is fucking embarrassing, village.
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:06 pm

name the five
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:06 pm

they know who they are
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:07 pm

you're just pissing in the wind at this point.
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:07 pm

capital is never gonna end up voting and this day will go on for another 5 hours
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Postby mudd » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:07 pm

motes has managed to slide down the windshield onto the hood of the boxy rat-grey car, but his long johns are now caught on the siding and he can't get up.

well the story is set. the empath surly will be leaving us now. i think he made a good argument in favor of wolf-hunting, but with no wolves in hand we're out of luck.

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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:07 pm

technically one of them only believes me insofar as i'm either empath or villager, but doesn't feel confident enough in my theory to break ranks, but i'm counting that person anyway
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:23 pm

kill Surly the empath then we can move on to the important business of finding some siblings
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Postby Casimir » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:36 pm

This is too little too late but pierrot.

If surly is right we potentially save the village. If Pierrot is right we kill the empath and learn nothing about the wolves. The village has much more to lose by not checking surlys plan, however crazy it might seem. Seeing as stakeout and Pierrot are the de facto village leaders now, taking the fall to prove this is not a great wolf conspiracy will ensure the remaining leader can be trusted and also go a great deal towards making me look even more like an idiot.
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:37 pm

Village: You are all cowards and and blind fools. You deserve the fire that pierrot and stakeout and ampersand and either metersk or TUE are guiding you to (three wolves plus the possessed left, idiots).

sure, pierrot and stakeout were on my list. but at least one of them, possibly both, happen to be a wolf. they've been staging an elaborate production for you all this time. I did a thing back on night 2, and it increased my list tally (lol), so i had pretty much forsaken the idea of achieving my win condition. i was gonna help you kill the wolves, and then sacrifice myself, but no. you bought pierrot and stakeout's antics hook, line and sinker.

since you guys are clearly not worthy of my help, and we so rarely get to see whacky mechanics play out, i decided i wanted to see what exactly strong discouragement entails. I'm the empath, motherfuckers.

well played pierrot and stakeout, you guys earned this one.
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:38 pm

later, empath. you should've played a different hand. spoiler: i'm a villager
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:41 pm

john plainman wrote:later, empath. you should've played a different hand. spoiler: i'm a villager

this was mocking casimir a second ago
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:42 pm

also lol youre both wolves
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:43 pm

:ahuh:
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